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ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤWE'RE ALL GOING. TO. ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀!!! ㅤ ㅤ

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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 3

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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 5

( INCOHERENT BABBLING. SCREAMING. AAAAAAHAHHAHAHAAAA )

( TRYING CPR??? )

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · Apr 5

Oh heyyy-

*Ethan crashes to the floor.*

~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 5

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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 4

...well, as he says; it's just a theory. A breakfast theory.

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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 4

Ask the theorist under your bed!

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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 4

Cold...

So cold...

Truth be told...

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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 4

( VIOLENTLY HACKING. AHCK. AHCK. AH- )

( ...is that a fucking hairball she just hacked out? )

~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 4

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · Apr 4

*Running over.*

SUE I HATE YOUR GUTS BUT PLEASE FUCKING HIDE SOMEONE WANTS YOU DEAD AND ITS ACTUALLY NOT ME-

~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 4

SILVER.

grins in having mused all 4 main b.e.t. characters

~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 4

THERE ARE NO HAPPY ENDINGS!!!

THIS IS... BAD END THEATRE!!!

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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 4

Absolutely! As long as you make sure 20 times over that they won't find out you're hating!

And then check 3 more times, for safety of course.

~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 4

...wow, yeah, what an asshole. I didn't catch that part.

And as bad is it is, I hate to say it, but you shouldn't get involved! The less you do, the less likely you are to be PHYSICALLY hurt by this!

~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 4

You ARE!

Honestly, you really should have run away initially. Would have saved you time, but better late than TOO late!

She TOTALLY could have killed you! She WOULD HAVE killed you!!!

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · Apr 4

...I FINALLY come face to face with the person that screwed me over, and... I couldn't even actually want to hurt them.

God damn it.

...I'm so weak.

~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 4

𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼-

- 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 - @mxforforsaken.bsky.social · Apr 4

( Squeezing redmetaphor.bsky.social like she's one of those squeeze toys with plastic eyes that pop out. )

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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 4

Hey guys! Did you know 150 people die every minute?

You could be one of them.

~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 3

( A pool on the floor. Suspiciously AW-Coloured... )

Reposted by ~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~

- 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 - @mxforforsaken.bsky.social · Apr 3

SILVER.

silently remembering why i dont write AW anymore and clenching my fist

either deactivating her or keeping ints SELECTIVE

~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 3

...

I dont think you know what I'm saying. I'm SAYING they're WAITING to find a way to hurt you MORE.

~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 3

Ambush predators are all the hype right now! Maybe she's learned to relent...

and is READY TO STRIKE AT ANY MOMENT!!!

~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 3

I never lie! Simply tell you possibilities.

Very real possibilities.

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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · Apr 3

Oh god I'm missing chunks of my hair-

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~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 3

NUHUH!!!

It completely constrasts my pallete! People are looking for the WRONG reasons!!!

~ 𝐀𝐍𝐗𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 ~ @redmetaphor.bsky.social · Apr 3

...I kinda think I pulled off this black turtleneck.

But I bet people are criticising it behind my back. Probably never going to wear it again for a while.

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` — 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙁𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙉𝙀𝙎𝙎 @thenatacoustic.bsky.social · Feb 4

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