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I'll give him this...marble mouth Homan is a better politician than mini Nazi Bovino ever was.
January 29, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I'll give him this...marble mouth Homan is a better politician than mini Nazi Bovino ever was.
Shorter Tom Homan:
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
January 29, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Shorter Tom Homan:
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Day 6 in the apartment. I am going to bundle up to get out a bit.
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire and says freedom
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire and says freedom
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Day 6 in the apartment. I am going to bundle up to get out a bit.
At least Homan isn't dressed like a Nazi.
Bovino scoured ebay for authentic SS gear.
Bovino scoured ebay for authentic SS gear.
January 29, 2026 at 1:23 PM
At least Homan isn't dressed like a Nazi.
Bovino scoured ebay for authentic SS gear.
Bovino scoured ebay for authentic SS gear.
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People who begin by shooting animals they find unpleasant or not worthy of living often turn out to be serial killers. Remember that when you think about Kristi Noem.
January 29, 2026 at 1:19 PM
People who begin by shooting animals they find unpleasant or not worthy of living often turn out to be serial killers. Remember that when you think about Kristi Noem.
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New in PN: 'Abolish ICE' is imperative
"There's no amount of training that can instill basic humanity in thugs who willingly mistreat women, children, and old men. ICE agents reportedly dined at a Mexican restaurant in MN before arresting employees. How will 'training' fix that level of depravity?"
"There's no amount of training that can instill basic humanity in thugs who willingly mistreat women, children, and old men. ICE agents reportedly dined at a Mexican restaurant in MN before arresting employees. How will 'training' fix that level of depravity?"
'Abolish ICE' is imperative
It's also better politics than you might think.
www.publicnotice.co
January 29, 2026 at 12:47 PM
New in PN: 'Abolish ICE' is imperative
"There's no amount of training that can instill basic humanity in thugs who willingly mistreat women, children, and old men. ICE agents reportedly dined at a Mexican restaurant in MN before arresting employees. How will 'training' fix that level of depravity?"
"There's no amount of training that can instill basic humanity in thugs who willingly mistreat women, children, and old men. ICE agents reportedly dined at a Mexican restaurant in MN before arresting employees. How will 'training' fix that level of depravity?"
C.T. and Ryan Lochte need their own show.
They are fucking hilarious.
#WorstCooksInAmerica #WorstCooks
They are fucking hilarious.
#WorstCooksInAmerica #WorstCooks
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 AM
C.T. and Ryan Lochte need their own show.
They are fucking hilarious.
#WorstCooksInAmerica #WorstCooks
They are fucking hilarious.
#WorstCooksInAmerica #WorstCooks
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The new maps created by the Governor’s Redistricting Advisory Committee not only make our districts more competitive, but also make sure that Marylanders’ voices are actually heard.
https://youtube.com/shorts/k9Gbon4qUrQ?feature=share
https://youtube.com/shorts/k9Gbon4qUrQ?feature=share
January 29, 2026 at 12:11 AM
The new maps created by the Governor’s Redistricting Advisory Committee not only make our districts more competitive, but also make sure that Marylanders’ voices are actually heard.
https://youtube.com/shorts/k9Gbon4qUrQ?feature=share
https://youtube.com/shorts/k9Gbon4qUrQ?feature=share
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5 showings of Melania on Friday.
Only ONE ticket sold.
Only ONE ticket sold.
January 28, 2026 at 10:47 PM
5 showings of Melania on Friday.
Only ONE ticket sold.
Only ONE ticket sold.
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A TikTok “glitch” is suppressing news about ICE and Epstein
January 28, 2026 at 11:49 PM
A TikTok “glitch” is suppressing news about ICE and Epstein
5 showings of Melania on Friday.
Only ONE ticket sold.
Only ONE ticket sold.
January 28, 2026 at 10:47 PM
5 showings of Melania on Friday.
Only ONE ticket sold.
Only ONE ticket sold.
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Amazon ➡️
IN: Blowing $75 million on Melania documentary
OUT: Amazon stores and corporate employees
IN: Blowing $75 million on Melania documentary
OUT: Amazon stores and corporate employees
January 28, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Amazon ➡️
IN: Blowing $75 million on Melania documentary
OUT: Amazon stores and corporate employees
IN: Blowing $75 million on Melania documentary
OUT: Amazon stores and corporate employees
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i have not jumped on the “any day now” bandwagon thus far, but he legitimately looks near death in this photo.
January 28, 2026 at 9:57 PM
i have not jumped on the “any day now” bandwagon thus far, but he legitimately looks near death in this photo.
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It turns out that getting vaccinated for the flu not only helps keep you out of the hospital - but is associated with lower heart attack and stroke rates in older adults. Something to keep in mind when you're my age. (gift link)
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/h...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/h...
Vaccines Are Helping Older People More Than We Knew
www.nytimes.com
January 28, 2026 at 8:53 PM
It turns out that getting vaccinated for the flu not only helps keep you out of the hospital - but is associated with lower heart attack and stroke rates in older adults. Something to keep in mind when you're my age. (gift link)
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/h...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/h...
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Me, googling "what mourning birds eat" because a pair of rotund little birds are chilling on my balcony in a sliver of sun, staring at me longingly through the window.
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Me, googling "what mourning birds eat" because a pair of rotund little birds are chilling on my balcony in a sliver of sun, staring at me longingly through the window.
Me, googling "what mourning birds eat" because a pair of rotund little birds are chilling on my balcony in a sliver of sun, staring at me longingly through the window.
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Me, googling "what mourning birds eat" because a pair of rotund little birds are chilling on my balcony in a sliver of sun, staring at me longingly through the window.
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“Alright stop, collaborate and listen. Ice is back with my brand new invention. Something grabs a hold of me tightly. Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know”
- Robert Van Winkle 🥶❄️🧊
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know”
- Robert Van Winkle 🥶❄️🧊
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 PM
“Alright stop, collaborate and listen. Ice is back with my brand new invention. Something grabs a hold of me tightly. Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know”
- Robert Van Winkle 🥶❄️🧊
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know”
- Robert Van Winkle 🥶❄️🧊
Amazon ➡️
IN: Blowing $75 million on Melania documentary
OUT: Amazon stores and corporate employees
IN: Blowing $75 million on Melania documentary
OUT: Amazon stores and corporate employees
January 28, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Amazon ➡️
IN: Blowing $75 million on Melania documentary
OUT: Amazon stores and corporate employees
IN: Blowing $75 million on Melania documentary
OUT: Amazon stores and corporate employees
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Spend millions on a Melania documentary that is a huge FLOP, then the layoffs hit.
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/28/a...
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/28/a...
Amazon laying off about 16,000 corporate workers in latest anti-bureaucracy push
The layoffs mark the second round of mass cuts at Amazon since last October, when the company laid off roughly 14,000 employees across its corporate workforce.
www.cnbc.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Spend millions on a Melania documentary that is a huge FLOP, then the layoffs hit.
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/28/a...
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/28/a...
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Perimenopause brain fog in one sentence:
Grabs laptop and instantly forgets what I wanted to do on the laptop that is in my lap so I close the laptop.
Grabs laptop and instantly forgets what I wanted to do on the laptop that is in my lap so I close the laptop.
January 28, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Perimenopause brain fog in one sentence:
Grabs laptop and instantly forgets what I wanted to do on the laptop that is in my lap so I close the laptop.
Grabs laptop and instantly forgets what I wanted to do on the laptop that is in my lap so I close the laptop.
Perimenopause brain fog in one sentence:
Grabs laptop and instantly forgets what I wanted to do on the laptop that is in my lap so I close the laptop.
Grabs laptop and instantly forgets what I wanted to do on the laptop that is in my lap so I close the laptop.
January 28, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Perimenopause brain fog in one sentence:
Grabs laptop and instantly forgets what I wanted to do on the laptop that is in my lap so I close the laptop.
Grabs laptop and instantly forgets what I wanted to do on the laptop that is in my lap so I close the laptop.
I am so annoyed at Madewell jeans because they are expensive, but they look so friggin good on me.
January 28, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I am so annoyed at Madewell jeans because they are expensive, but they look so friggin good on me.