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NOBODY’S EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT! TODAY I GIVE THE HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER CERTIFICATE OF CONGRESSIONAL RECOGNITION TO THE TREMENDOUS GOVERNOR GAVIN “PEACE PRIZE” NEWSOM FOR BEING AWARDED THE INAUGURAL KOHL’S PEACE PRIZE. MUCH BIGGER THAN TRUMP’S FAKE FIFA PEACE PRIZE.
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
NOBODY’S EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT! TODAY I GIVE THE HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER CERTIFICATE OF CONGRESSIONAL RECOGNITION TO THE TREMENDOUS GOVERNOR GAVIN “PEACE PRIZE” NEWSOM FOR BEING AWARDED THE INAUGURAL KOHL’S PEACE PRIZE. MUCH BIGGER THAN TRUMP’S FAKE FIFA PEACE PRIZE.
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THANK YOU, CONGRESSMAN!
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
THANK YOU, CONGRESSMAN!
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oh so nobody was gonna tell me the paradise s2 trailer dropped youtu.be/JIjJ2v5ic1w?...
Paradise Season 2 | Official Teaser | Hulu
YouTube video by Hulu
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December 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
oh so nobody was gonna tell me the paradise s2 trailer dropped youtu.be/JIjJ2v5ic1w?...
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Benny Johnson has nothing to hide.
by Lindsey Graham, Tim Scott, and Mike Johnson
by Lindsey Graham, Tim Scott, and Mike Johnson
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Benny Johnson has nothing to hide.
by Lindsey Graham, Tim Scott, and Mike Johnson
by Lindsey Graham, Tim Scott, and Mike Johnson
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Sovereign citizen: I'm just traveling
Cop: Yeah, you're traveling to jail
Cop: Yeah, you're traveling to jail
a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Sovereign citizen: I'm just traveling
Cop: Yeah, you're traveling to jail
Cop: Yeah, you're traveling to jail
his face is melting
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
his face is melting
Sovereign citizen: I'm just traveling
Cop: Yeah, you're traveling to jail
Cop: Yeah, you're traveling to jail
a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Sovereign citizen: I'm just traveling
Cop: Yeah, you're traveling to jail
Cop: Yeah, you're traveling to jail
Has Trump dozed off during this meeting yet?
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Has Trump dozed off during this meeting yet?
Firefighter starts fire, takes credit when he puts the fire out
Trump on his farm bailout: "This money would not be possible without tariffs ... because of tariffs, this is possible."
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Firefighter starts fire, takes credit when he puts the fire out
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In fairness many of Trump’s business dealings amount to some kind of fraud
December 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
In fairness many of Trump’s business dealings amount to some kind of fraud
Future historians will write entire books mocking Trump's social media posts
Trump demands an apology from CBS (or else!) says, "The only reason Marjorie 'Traitor' Brown (Green turns Brown under stress!) went BAD is that she was JILTED by the President of the United States (Certainly not the first time she has been jilted!)."
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Future historians will write entire books mocking Trump's social media posts
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Donald Trump single handedly ruined the Kennedy Center Honors so severely that no one attended except the nominees, some right wing political folks and a bunch of nobody's.
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Donald Trump single handedly ruined the Kennedy Center Honors so severely that no one attended except the nominees, some right wing political folks and a bunch of nobody's.
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Trump could use the n-word and his supporters would shrug and GOP in Congress would find a way to excuse it
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Trump could use the n-word and his supporters would shrug and GOP in Congress would find a way to excuse it
Donald Trump single handedly ruined the Kennedy Center Honors so severely that no one attended except the nominees, some right wing political folks and a bunch of nobody's.
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Donald Trump single handedly ruined the Kennedy Center Honors so severely that no one attended except the nominees, some right wing political folks and a bunch of nobody's.
Trump could use the n-word and his supporters would shrug and GOP in Congress would find a way to excuse it
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Trump could use the n-word and his supporters would shrug and GOP in Congress would find a way to excuse it
I'm sorry, what
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm sorry, what
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WOW! THANK YOU!! — GCN
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
WOW! THANK YOU!! — GCN
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Nobody 2 is a weird movie with no plot and tons of stupid violence and I still liked it because the cast was so good and Bob Odenkirk is incredible in everything he does #Nobody2
a man wearing a blue shirt and a hawaiian shirt
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December 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Nobody 2 is a weird movie with no plot and tons of stupid violence and I still liked it because the cast was so good and Bob Odenkirk is incredible in everything he does #Nobody2
Nobody 2 is a weird movie with no plot and tons of stupid violence and I still liked it because the cast was so good and Bob Odenkirk is incredible in everything he does #Nobody2
a man wearing a blue shirt and a hawaiian shirt
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media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Nobody 2 is a weird movie with no plot and tons of stupid violence and I still liked it because the cast was so good and Bob Odenkirk is incredible in everything he does #Nobody2
Excellent show
HBO’s “The Chair Company” distills what makes the comedian Tim Robinson a compelling performer, Shirley Li argues:
The Strange Appeal of a Wannabe Alpha Male
The comedian Tim Robinson has figured out how to make abrasive men sympathetic.
bit.ly
December 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Excellent show
Stumble is a funny show, but I don't see it making it to a 2nd season.
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Stumble is a funny show, but I don't see it making it to a 2nd season.
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