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RedSkelton
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Average at best.
A little consideration goes a long way.
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The real reason millennials can’t afford houses is because they insist on buying large plastic skeletons instead of repurposing the skeletons of their predeceased relatives.
The decline of trust in professionals and institutions is what the marketplace of ideas has brought us. The ideals of Holmes, Locke, and most of all Rawls’s original position have not born fruit. Turns out Sagan’s foreboding and Asimov’s perception of a cult of ignorance have overtaken rationality.
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
What exactly is the new Despised Icon? “Nu hardcore death”?
October 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I’m so preemptively mad that these technocrats are gonna get bailed out when the AI bubble bursts.
October 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The real reason millennials can’t afford houses is because they insist on buying large plastic skeletons instead of repurposing the skeletons of their predeceased relatives.
September 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It’s wild to me that this is what Google is now.
September 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Alien: Earth… are you kidding me.
September 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Well, he won’t. So what the fuck are you gonna do now?
RFK Jr. ordered staff to rubber stamp immunization policies regardless of evidence.

Make no mistake: Americans will die needlessly if this is how RFK runs HHS.

He must resign.
Monarez: "Kennedy demanded 2 things of me that were were inconsistent w/ my oath of office. He directed me to commit in advance to approving every ACIP recommendation regardless of the scientific evidence. He also directed me to dismiss career officials responsible for vaccine policy without cause"
September 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Looking forward to the RFKjr presser where they announce a ban on literal black pills.
September 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The 4k feed of this football game featuring the woman in the canes hat, slugging natrl pounders and dancing is excellent. 10/10 way to spend commercial breaks.
September 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Seeing meta ethics trending on Bluesky…?!?! Ahhh, fuck. It’s just, Meta, has no ethics. #philosky
August 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
What an even sadder conclusion to the Mastodon/Hinds saga than anyone could have predicted.
August 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Reposted by RedSkelton
Is this the heritage and set of values that represent you, your fellow students, your school community and the broader Midland community? Is this the heritage and values that you want passed down to future students? kevinmlevin.substack.com/p/a-message-...
A Message to Students at Robert E. Lee High School in Midland, Texas
Yesterday your school district’s board of trustees voted 4-3 to rename your school after Robert E.
kevinmlevin.substack.com
August 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
from the top rope…
"stick to menswear"
August 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
K foodie meets J foodie is one of the most wholesome and fun shows I’ve ever watched. I can’t help but grin with delight.
August 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Radiohead’s biggest hit is a ripoff and you can’t tell me otherwise.

youtu.be/EozcNss6A8U?...
The Hollies - The Air That I Breathe (Audio)
YouTube video by TheHolliesVEVO
youtu.be
July 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
‘The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.’
- Gramci
…for no reason in particular.
July 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Murderbot is so fun. Refreshing that there are still new ideas out there. Def not a retread.
July 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Sentience is the biggest gift and curse.
July 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
No child has ever given an adult a black eye… you know that right?
May 31, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I do not condone the wearing of sweatpants in public.
May 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Clearly -The Cardinals- watched Enclave.
May 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
One of life’s best combos might be going on a good vacation and then coming home to sleep in your own bed.
May 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
So far I’ve tried out “skeetle-de-deet’s” and “eating some skeetles” when my wife asks what I’m doing on my phone. Not much feedback as of yet.
April 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Willing to commission a piece (meme) that is an Oregon trail ‘you’ve died of dysentery’ and ‘make dysentery great again’ crossover, or whatever the fuck is happening.
April 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM