the chances of Asshole dying soon went down a tad.
Our only hope is a masturbacoronary as the commercial runs in the Residence.
#ChairmanMAO
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#ChairmanMostAnticipatedObituary
1. Distract from the Epstein Files
2. Steal oil
3. Justify emergency powers
4. Justify use of the AEA for deportation/internment
5. Help the drug lord he just pardoned
1. Distract from the Epstein Files
2. Steal oil
3. Justify emergency powers
4. Justify use of the AEA for deportation/internment
5. Help the drug lord he just pardoned
open.substack.com/pub/thomhart...
open.substack.com/pub/thomhart...
Except unlike Carter, who actually said something meaningful and got good numbers, Trump will pretend everything is awesome and if you don't believe it, you're woke or something.
Gonna be a flaming disaster.
Except unlike Carter, who actually said something meaningful and got good numbers, Trump will pretend everything is awesome and if you don't believe it, you're woke or something.
Gonna be a flaming disaster.
2. The idea that Venezuela has stolen land from the United States is so laughably stupid on its face that even some of his base is like 🤨
3. It’s always about oil.
2. The idea that Venezuela has stolen land from the United States is so laughably stupid on its face that even some of his base is like 🤨
3. It’s always about oil.
This is deeply moving.
This is deeply moving.