Regrettably, Jake
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🌈 He/Him. Chicago. Gaymer. Amateur Comedian at Second City.
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when the server delivers breadsticks to the table
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
when the server delivers breadsticks to the table
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Gaming journalism is going too far! I don't care WHAT dimension we're doing it in, Wario should be allowed to come out when he feels it's right, not when the media decides to out him.
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Gaming journalism is going too far! I don't care WHAT dimension we're doing it in, Wario should be allowed to come out when he feels it's right, not when the media decides to out him.
My therapist suggested I lay off caffeine and I can tell you that 1 large cup in the morning is simply not enough for me to survive a day
December 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My therapist suggested I lay off caffeine and I can tell you that 1 large cup in the morning is simply not enough for me to survive a day
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Absolute power might corrupt YOU absolutely but
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Absolute power might corrupt YOU absolutely but
I'm thankful for meeting the man of my dreams at my aunt-in-law's house for turkey day
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'm thankful for meeting the man of my dreams at my aunt-in-law's house for turkey day
My big plan for showing it to the Republicans if the Epstein files are highly redacted is to have chatGPT fill in the gaps and use that as proof of their guilt! Is anyone else planning for this?
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My big plan for showing it to the Republicans if the Epstein files are highly redacted is to have chatGPT fill in the gaps and use that as proof of their guilt! Is anyone else planning for this?
The Spotify dj plays me Carly rae jepsen. Tomorrow he tells me he's playing something that's My Vibe - it's Carly. He says I listened to it 35 times last week. I much really like it. The next day he says I must love carly because I've listened to her 36 times this week!
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The Spotify dj plays me Carly rae jepsen. Tomorrow he tells me he's playing something that's My Vibe - it's Carly. He says I listened to it 35 times last week. I much really like it. The next day he says I must love carly because I've listened to her 36 times this week!
Fucked up to me that chimps are allegedly smarter than dogs but we force dogs to have jobs and I have never seen a chimp working except movies??
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Fucked up to me that chimps are allegedly smarter than dogs but we force dogs to have jobs and I have never seen a chimp working except movies??
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half demon protagonist can never tell teammates that time they clutched their head in pain and screamed about the darkness taking over turned out to be a sinus infection
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
half demon protagonist can never tell teammates that time they clutched their head in pain and screamed about the darkness taking over turned out to be a sinus infection
So jazzed for Virginia to be going blue! Been terrible to see the red backslide in the last.... Decade.
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So jazzed for Virginia to be going blue! Been terrible to see the red backslide in the last.... Decade.
I won't be too annoying on here because this is not my plug social media of choice BUT - I just launched a very funny new podcast about looking at history and judging it with a very dear friend. So check out Correctrospective! It's on most podcatchers!
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I won't be too annoying on here because this is not my plug social media of choice BUT - I just launched a very funny new podcast about looking at history and judging it with a very dear friend. So check out Correctrospective! It's on most podcatchers!
@radioowls.bsky.social And I were the Stereotypical French costumes from expedition 33
November 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
@radioowls.bsky.social And I were the Stereotypical French costumes from expedition 33
Is anyone playing arc raiders? @radioowls.bsky.social and I got it yesterday and it's a ton of fun! But we need 3 for a full party!
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Is anyone playing arc raiders? @radioowls.bsky.social and I got it yesterday and it's a ton of fun! But we need 3 for a full party!
This is a library bathroom!
October 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is a library bathroom!
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mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb
TERFs pretending to freak out about the “transgender propaganda” of “unknown gender” in pokemon that was in the series since gen 2 released in 1999
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb
I feel like we need a gay equivalent for FBI "federal boob inspector" shirt concept
October 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I feel like we need a gay equivalent for FBI "federal boob inspector" shirt concept
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Less than 48 hours to go on the ENDLESS FANTASIA Kickstarter, y'all! The campaign ends on Monday morning! If you've been on the fence about backing it, now's the time to take the plunge!
We're currently at just over $37,000. I wonder if we can hit 40K? 🤔
www.kickstarter.com/projects/206...
We're currently at just over $37,000. I wonder if we can hit 40K? 🤔
www.kickstarter.com/projects/206...
October 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Less than 48 hours to go on the ENDLESS FANTASIA Kickstarter, y'all! The campaign ends on Monday morning! If you've been on the fence about backing it, now's the time to take the plunge!
We're currently at just over $37,000. I wonder if we can hit 40K? 🤔
www.kickstarter.com/projects/206...
We're currently at just over $37,000. I wonder if we can hit 40K? 🤔
www.kickstarter.com/projects/206...
So far I love Time Stranger. It shines super bright in the fun like retrofuturism design moments. Love it.
October 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
So far I love Time Stranger. It shines super bright in the fun like retrofuturism design moments. Love it.
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I'm crying... they're mad about "Antifa" Free Companies in FFXIV now.
September 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm crying... they're mad about "Antifa" Free Companies in FFXIV now.
My baby girl is a model
September 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My baby girl is a model
Cold enough for outdoor hot coffee now. Fall girlies rise up.
September 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Cold enough for outdoor hot coffee now. Fall girlies rise up.
Oh yeah the play I'm in is opening tonight and running Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays in September!
ticketstripe.com/events/96131...
ticketstripe.com/events/96131...
Hot People island
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September 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Oh yeah the play I'm in is opening tonight and running Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays in September!
ticketstripe.com/events/96131...
ticketstripe.com/events/96131...
Have any marvel writers been brave enough to address what the experience of riding Colossus is like? Re: the firmness of penis?
September 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Have any marvel writers been brave enough to address what the experience of riding Colossus is like? Re: the firmness of penis?
Sorry to Lizzy and all the other girls whose hearts I broke 🙏
September 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Sorry to Lizzy and all the other girls whose hearts I broke 🙏