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Reddit posts complaining about local traffic and local drivers being “the worst”.. 🤌
February 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Reddit posts complaining about local traffic and local drivers being “the worst”.. 🤌
This season a new Shut the fuck up is opening in your town!
Bring your family and shut the fuck up together.
Tell your server code #NoYouShutTheFuckUP for a 15% discount.
Bring your family and shut the fuck up together.
Tell your server code #NoYouShutTheFuckUP for a 15% discount.
February 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
This season a new Shut the fuck up is opening in your town!
Bring your family and shut the fuck up together.
Tell your server code #NoYouShutTheFuckUP for a 15% discount.
Bring your family and shut the fuck up together.
Tell your server code #NoYouShutTheFuckUP for a 15% discount.
People think our bengal is worth something until when they try to pick him up I warn them “Leaky eye and butt”.
I love him and pick him up regardless but I don’t want to ruin someone’s day with a surprise cat shart that covers up to 70% of their human body.
When a cat says it has IBS, believe it.
I love him and pick him up regardless but I don’t want to ruin someone’s day with a surprise cat shart that covers up to 70% of their human body.
When a cat says it has IBS, believe it.
February 6, 2026 at 2:31 AM
People think our bengal is worth something until when they try to pick him up I warn them “Leaky eye and butt”.
I love him and pick him up regardless but I don’t want to ruin someone’s day with a surprise cat shart that covers up to 70% of their human body.
When a cat says it has IBS, believe it.
I love him and pick him up regardless but I don’t want to ruin someone’s day with a surprise cat shart that covers up to 70% of their human body.
When a cat says it has IBS, believe it.
Every video of Britney Spears dancing on instagram looks like Andy Richter from Cabin Boy
“This is how a herem girl dances”
“This is how a herem girl dances”
February 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Every video of Britney Spears dancing on instagram looks like Andy Richter from Cabin Boy
“This is how a herem girl dances”
“This is how a herem girl dances”
If I wanted to be made fun of by 13 year old kids, I’d go to the library.
February 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
If I wanted to be made fun of by 13 year old kids, I’d go to the library.
Taxonomy is the enemy of wonder
February 4, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Taxonomy is the enemy of wonder
Things getting so bad for Federal Bikini Inspector recruiting that they’re waiving the written test portion if you can at least pass the oral exam with a 90% score
February 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Things getting so bad for Federal Bikini Inspector recruiting that they’re waiving the written test portion if you can at least pass the oral exam with a 90% score
@nativeinstruments.bsky.social Hi Native Instruments, I volunteer for makerradio.com a non-profit FM radio station 94.5 KQWA and I’m an NI fan
We have two machines in our community recording studio, I want to gift them Komplete Ult - is this acceptable under one license or would I need two?
We have two machines in our community recording studio, I want to gift them Komplete Ult - is this acceptable under one license or would I need two?
makerradio.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:17 AM
@nativeinstruments.bsky.social Hi Native Instruments, I volunteer for makerradio.com a non-profit FM radio station 94.5 KQWA and I’m an NI fan
We have two machines in our community recording studio, I want to gift them Komplete Ult - is this acceptable under one license or would I need two?
We have two machines in our community recording studio, I want to gift them Komplete Ult - is this acceptable under one license or would I need two?
I don’t get paid to say that #Gerber knives are making a butterfly knife for big boys www.gerbergear.com/en-us/shop/e...
Doubledown - Green | Gerber
The American-made DoubleDown Folding Machete is an outdoor tool that delivers never-before-seen function with an innovative design. Folding up to half its size, the DoubleDown can easily stow in a pac...
www.gerbergear.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I don’t get paid to say that #Gerber knives are making a butterfly knife for big boys www.gerbergear.com/en-us/shop/e...
I followed a lot of people out of basic courtesy (you make me laugh I’ll follow you) but somewhere along the way I got fast tracked into a feed that seems awkwardly biased towards butthole stuff
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I followed a lot of people out of basic courtesy (you make me laugh I’ll follow you) but somewhere along the way I got fast tracked into a feed that seems awkwardly biased towards butthole stuff
You can read my new book: “Words: How I explain things from A to Zed” at purveyors of fine alphabets near you.
February 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
You can read my new book: “Words: How I explain things from A to Zed” at purveyors of fine alphabets near you.
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mission impossible: tom cruise’s retirement check has the handshake to let you know one of the antagonist and the protagonist are bro-4-life now
The military regulation handshake transition is trembley like they’re not sure if they want to give into bro-for-life urge but finally do.
Fuck this film
The military regulation handshake transition is trembley like they’re not sure if they want to give into bro-for-life urge but finally do.
Fuck this film
January 26, 2026 at 4:50 AM
mission impossible: tom cruise’s retirement check has the handshake to let you know one of the antagonist and the protagonist are bro-4-life now
The military regulation handshake transition is trembley like they’re not sure if they want to give into bro-for-life urge but finally do.
Fuck this film
The military regulation handshake transition is trembley like they’re not sure if they want to give into bro-for-life urge but finally do.
Fuck this film
mission impossible: final destination, go fuck yourself for the whole movie but especially this part:
January 26, 2026 at 4:05 AM
mission impossible: final destination, go fuck yourself for the whole movie but especially this part:
omfg mission impossible: final missioning brings back the nsa tech guy from the ceiling dangling one where he hacked a computer at cirque de sole, that guy comes back and THANKS Ethan for getting him fired because he met his Inuit wife at his polar ring assignment as punishment from that hackening
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
omfg mission impossible: final missioning brings back the nsa tech guy from the ceiling dangling one where he hacked a computer at cirque de sole, that guy comes back and THANKS Ethan for getting him fired because he met his Inuit wife at his polar ring assignment as punishment from that hackening
subtitles person must be from reddit?
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 AM
subtitles person must be from reddit?
My cat practices passive resistance by meowing and going limp so she pours out of my hands like liquid
January 25, 2026 at 9:53 PM
My cat practices passive resistance by meowing and going limp so she pours out of my hands like liquid
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Another Gestapo murder in Minnesota. Six agents wrestle someone to the ground and then shoot him in the back
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Federal agents shoot person in Minnesota, governor says
Minneapolis officials said they are investigating.
www.nbcnews.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Another Gestapo murder in Minnesota. Six agents wrestle someone to the ground and then shoot him in the back
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Every time they’re like “high schoolers can’t find America on a world map”,
I think:
1. Fuck yeah
2. More jobs for me identifying America on a world map. Suck it jocks.
I think:
1. Fuck yeah
2. More jobs for me identifying America on a world map. Suck it jocks.
January 22, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Every time they’re like “high schoolers can’t find America on a world map”,
I think:
1. Fuck yeah
2. More jobs for me identifying America on a world map. Suck it jocks.
I think:
1. Fuck yeah
2. More jobs for me identifying America on a world map. Suck it jocks.
Watching Fallout:
Wife: I love when people think they’re the first person in the apocalypse to try to steal something.
Wife: I love when people think they’re the first person in the apocalypse to try to steal something.
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Watching Fallout:
Wife: I love when people think they’re the first person in the apocalypse to try to steal something.
Wife: I love when people think they’re the first person in the apocalypse to try to steal something.
Who’s the coolest co-worker you’ve ever had?
For me it was a guy who had a story about his 2007 era high-frequency-trading algorithm erroneously deployed in production before being vetted, losing the hedge fund their entire bankroll, but, not his fault
His wife was ex-pro-wrestler who played DnD
For me it was a guy who had a story about his 2007 era high-frequency-trading algorithm erroneously deployed in production before being vetted, losing the hedge fund their entire bankroll, but, not his fault
His wife was ex-pro-wrestler who played DnD
January 21, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Who’s the coolest co-worker you’ve ever had?
For me it was a guy who had a story about his 2007 era high-frequency-trading algorithm erroneously deployed in production before being vetted, losing the hedge fund their entire bankroll, but, not his fault
His wife was ex-pro-wrestler who played DnD
For me it was a guy who had a story about his 2007 era high-frequency-trading algorithm erroneously deployed in production before being vetted, losing the hedge fund their entire bankroll, but, not his fault
His wife was ex-pro-wrestler who played DnD
The amount of mental illness someone has to have to want to fuck me really went exponential this last 12 months.
January 21, 2026 at 9:17 AM
The amount of mental illness someone has to have to want to fuck me really went exponential this last 12 months.
If I knew what people found entertaining I’d be too busy to post this dogshit.
January 21, 2026 at 9:10 AM
If I knew what people found entertaining I’d be too busy to post this dogshit.
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Am I the only one that thinks this cartoon by Charles Addams (the guy who created the Addams family) is legitimately creepy?
January 19, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Am I the only one that thinks this cartoon by Charles Addams (the guy who created the Addams family) is legitimately creepy?
Wife: <Pointing to compressed salt and barley-puck> Did you try the Scottish biscuits?
Me: I thought it was a dog treat so I didn’t want to tell you I ate one.
Me: I thought it was a dog treat so I didn’t want to tell you I ate one.
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Wife: <Pointing to compressed salt and barley-puck> Did you try the Scottish biscuits?
Me: I thought it was a dog treat so I didn’t want to tell you I ate one.
Me: I thought it was a dog treat so I didn’t want to tell you I ate one.