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I just want to make jokes about stupid stuff all day and I will play “Yes, and” and “No, but” in replies. I just want to make dumb jokes and I know they’re dumb.
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#OuterWorlds2 has some really cheek jiggling “death by electrical shock” sound effects that hit the spot
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
#OuterWorlds2 has some really cheek jiggling “death by electrical shock” sound effects that hit the spot
First mission in #OuterWorlds2 is to find your zoom login, fuck off.
November 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
First mission in #OuterWorlds2 is to find your zoom login, fuck off.
In 2025 my phone and my laptop use the same plug.
Shame about everything else going on but at least I have this.
Shame about everything else going on but at least I have this.
November 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
In 2025 my phone and my laptop use the same plug.
Shame about everything else going on but at least I have this.
Shame about everything else going on but at least I have this.
I say this with respect - #GetdownServices is like Flight of the Conchords was a spin-off from the UK TV series #Shameless.
October 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I say this with respect - #GetdownServices is like Flight of the Conchords was a spin-off from the UK TV series #Shameless.
*Exuberant Salesman* -
Did you know that Mad Magazine was the "memes" for more than half a century?
What do I mean?
This slide-show should answer all your questions.
Did you know that Mad Magazine was the "memes" for more than half a century?
What do I mean?
This slide-show should answer all your questions.
October 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
*Exuberant Salesman* -
Did you know that Mad Magazine was the "memes" for more than half a century?
What do I mean?
This slide-show should answer all your questions.
Did you know that Mad Magazine was the "memes" for more than half a century?
What do I mean?
This slide-show should answer all your questions.
"David! For the last time, not at me, at the camera!"
September 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"David! For the last time, not at me, at the camera!"
Polydactyly hip-hop rap anthem: "I got six on it"
September 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Polydactyly hip-hop rap anthem: "I got six on it"
When my software goes to update the Red Tron guards always crack yo-momma's-firmware-so-old jokes for like 20 minutes
August 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
When my software goes to update the Red Tron guards always crack yo-momma's-firmware-so-old jokes for like 20 minutes
Despite some missteps early on, RFKjr is lining the stars up for my next pandemic picks: airborne super rabies + Mega AIDS for white people
June 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Despite some missteps early on, RFKjr is lining the stars up for my next pandemic picks: airborne super rabies + Mega AIDS for white people
I Zoltraak’d him plenty of times before, he ain’t never died on me.
June 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I Zoltraak’d him plenty of times before, he ain’t never died on me.
Every time one of my pets yawn I tap the tip of their tongue for good luck.
May 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Every time one of my pets yawn I tap the tip of their tongue for good luck.
“Yeah, it’s just a bunch of stupid flowers reflecting the eyes of god or something, Jesus Christ, whatever. Nature is cool you guys.”
- Teenage John Muir
- Teenage John Muir
April 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“Yeah, it’s just a bunch of stupid flowers reflecting the eyes of god or something, Jesus Christ, whatever. Nature is cool you guys.”
- Teenage John Muir
- Teenage John Muir
I couldn’t help noticing you from across the bar… You got some moves.
a man wearing a red white and blue striped shirt is standing in a dark room
ALT: a man wearing a red white and blue striped shirt is standing in a dark room
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March 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I couldn’t help noticing you from across the bar… You got some moves.
Telling my kids this is the ant king from #SoloLeveling
March 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Telling my kids this is the ant king from #SoloLeveling
Any time someone says “Well look with the cat dragged in” I think “1/6th of mouse?” because that’s what I get from my cat.
March 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Any time someone says “Well look with the cat dragged in” I think “1/6th of mouse?” because that’s what I get from my cat.
If you post a video with "wait for it" in the title, I guarantee I won't watch your video.
February 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you post a video with "wait for it" in the title, I guarantee I won't watch your video.
My cat and his butthole on top of my gaming PC
a black and white photo of a woman in a white dress with the name elizabeth feathercock at the bottom
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman in a white dress with the name elizabeth feathercock at the bottom
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February 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
My cat and his butthole on top of my gaming PC
Be the Bottom Text you wish to see in the world
February 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Be the Bottom Text you wish to see in the world
Watch out, the floor is baklava
January 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Watch out, the floor is baklava
January 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM