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I just want to make jokes about stupid stuff all day and I will play “Yes, and” and “No, but” in replies. I just want to make dumb jokes and I know they’re dumb.
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November 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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The sacrifices I make...
I watched episode one of the new Robin Hood series.
You can read my review here;
fakehistoryhunter.net/2025/11/15/t...
or here;
fakehistoryhunter.substack.com/p/tv-review-...
A few highlights in this short thread.
I watched episode one of the new Robin Hood series.
You can read my review here;
fakehistoryhunter.net/2025/11/15/t...
or here;
fakehistoryhunter.substack.com/p/tv-review-...
A few highlights in this short thread.
TV review: ‘Robin Hood’, episode 1 (2025)
Before you start, yes, I know, the story of Robin Hood is mostly a myth, a legend, so those who tell that story get a bit more freedom, yes.But the writers, set designer & director all have cho…
fakehistoryhunter.net
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The sacrifices I make...
I watched episode one of the new Robin Hood series.
You can read my review here;
fakehistoryhunter.net/2025/11/15/t...
or here;
fakehistoryhunter.substack.com/p/tv-review-...
A few highlights in this short thread.
I watched episode one of the new Robin Hood series.
You can read my review here;
fakehistoryhunter.net/2025/11/15/t...
or here;
fakehistoryhunter.substack.com/p/tv-review-...
A few highlights in this short thread.
The rookie move of welding paper towel to the burrito in the
microwave. 🧻🌯
microwave. 🧻🌯
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The rookie move of welding paper towel to the burrito in the
microwave. 🧻🌯
microwave. 🧻🌯
#BlackRain - Japanese guy comes into a restaurant where Michael Douglas and Andy Garcia, I don’t have it in me to type more.
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
#BlackRain - Japanese guy comes into a restaurant where Michael Douglas and Andy Garcia, I don’t have it in me to type more.
Start-up idea about using AI models to predict crime using on-line habits as key signal indicators.
The demo of the technology is just swarms of drones that go to elementary school after elementary school, just razing them to the ground.
The demo of the technology is just swarms of drones that go to elementary school after elementary school, just razing them to the ground.
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Start-up idea about using AI models to predict crime using on-line habits as key signal indicators.
The demo of the technology is just swarms of drones that go to elementary school after elementary school, just razing them to the ground.
The demo of the technology is just swarms of drones that go to elementary school after elementary school, just razing them to the ground.
Every time I get the “You won’t believe what calamity has occurred to your credit score” - I login and nothing has changed.
Fix your face #WellsFargo
Fix your face #WellsFargo
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Every time I get the “You won’t believe what calamity has occurred to your credit score” - I login and nothing has changed.
Fix your face #WellsFargo
Fix your face #WellsFargo
Now that #Windows11 lets me login with a PIN, you couldn’t beat my password out of me with a rubber hose. I don’t know it.
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Now that #Windows11 lets me login with a PIN, you couldn’t beat my password out of me with a rubber hose. I don’t know it.
#OuterWorlds2 has some really cheek jiggling “death by electrical shock” sound effects that hit the spot
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
#OuterWorlds2 has some really cheek jiggling “death by electrical shock” sound effects that hit the spot
First mission in #OuterWorlds2 is to find your zoom login, fuck off.
November 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
First mission in #OuterWorlds2 is to find your zoom login, fuck off.
In 2025 my phone and my laptop use the same plug.
Shame about everything else going on but at least I have this.
Shame about everything else going on but at least I have this.
November 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
In 2025 my phone and my laptop use the same plug.
Shame about everything else going on but at least I have this.
Shame about everything else going on but at least I have this.
I say this with respect - #GetdownServices is like Flight of the Conchords was a spin-off from the UK TV series #Shameless.
October 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I say this with respect - #GetdownServices is like Flight of the Conchords was a spin-off from the UK TV series #Shameless.
*Exuberant Salesman* -
Did you know that Mad Magazine was the "memes" for more than half a century?
What do I mean?
This slide-show should answer all your questions.
Did you know that Mad Magazine was the "memes" for more than half a century?
What do I mean?
This slide-show should answer all your questions.
October 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
*Exuberant Salesman* -
Did you know that Mad Magazine was the "memes" for more than half a century?
What do I mean?
This slide-show should answer all your questions.
Did you know that Mad Magazine was the "memes" for more than half a century?
What do I mean?
This slide-show should answer all your questions.
"David! For the last time, not at me, at the camera!"
September 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"David! For the last time, not at me, at the camera!"
Polydactyly hip-hop rap anthem: "I got six on it"
September 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Polydactyly hip-hop rap anthem: "I got six on it"
When my software goes to update the Red Tron guards always crack yo-momma's-firmware-so-old jokes for like 20 minutes
August 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
When my software goes to update the Red Tron guards always crack yo-momma's-firmware-so-old jokes for like 20 minutes
Despite some missteps early on, RFKjr is lining the stars up for my next pandemic picks: airborne super rabies + Mega AIDS for white people
June 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Despite some missteps early on, RFKjr is lining the stars up for my next pandemic picks: airborne super rabies + Mega AIDS for white people
I Zoltraak’d him plenty of times before, he ain’t never died on me.
June 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I Zoltraak’d him plenty of times before, he ain’t never died on me.
Every time one of my pets yawn I tap the tip of their tongue for good luck.
May 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Every time one of my pets yawn I tap the tip of their tongue for good luck.
“Yeah, it’s just a bunch of stupid flowers reflecting the eyes of god or something, Jesus Christ, whatever. Nature is cool you guys.”
- Teenage John Muir
- Teenage John Muir
April 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“Yeah, it’s just a bunch of stupid flowers reflecting the eyes of god or something, Jesus Christ, whatever. Nature is cool you guys.”
- Teenage John Muir
- Teenage John Muir
I couldn’t help noticing you from across the bar… You got some moves.
a man wearing a red white and blue striped shirt is standing in a dark room
ALT: a man wearing a red white and blue striped shirt is standing in a dark room
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I couldn’t help noticing you from across the bar… You got some moves.