reni 🦌
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postponed booty call? more like put on the back burner amirite
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
postponed booty call? more like put on the back burner amirite
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love the word assassination. makes me think of two butts happily side by side. thats my hot take
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
love the word assassination. makes me think of two butts happily side by side. thats my hot take
love the word assassination. makes me think of two butts happily side by side. thats my hot take
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
love the word assassination. makes me think of two butts happily side by side. thats my hot take
every time i eat cold plums, i feel like i've really listened to the true moral of that poem: don't let anyone you don't trust into your home! especially plum-stealing poets!
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
every time i eat cold plums, i feel like i've really listened to the true moral of that poem: don't let anyone you don't trust into your home! especially plum-stealing poets!
my cat keeps being Mad At Me because i have been in bed all day but he can't stay Mad At Me because i'm under the electric blanket and he loves sitting on the electric blanket
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
my cat keeps being Mad At Me because i have been in bed all day but he can't stay Mad At Me because i'm under the electric blanket and he loves sitting on the electric blanket
are your bells jingled? would you like us to assign someone to jingle your bells?
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
are your bells jingled? would you like us to assign someone to jingle your bells?
eating something sour helps ease off the effects of anxiety and panic attacks by distracting your brain and grounding you in the present moment
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
eating something sour helps ease off the effects of anxiety and panic attacks by distracting your brain and grounding you in the present moment
hello darkness, you old bitch
why are you here? it's half past six
the middle of the night or evening?
should i really be awake or sleeping?
and the decision to go to bed doesn't change
feeling insane
the slippery slope to madness
why are you here? it's half past six
the middle of the night or evening?
should i really be awake or sleeping?
and the decision to go to bed doesn't change
feeling insane
the slippery slope to madness
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
hello darkness, you old bitch
why are you here? it's half past six
the middle of the night or evening?
should i really be awake or sleeping?
and the decision to go to bed doesn't change
feeling insane
the slippery slope to madness
why are you here? it's half past six
the middle of the night or evening?
should i really be awake or sleeping?
and the decision to go to bed doesn't change
feeling insane
the slippery slope to madness
Reposted by reni 🦌
understand that it's a promo tie-in but no i don't think i'd want the stranger things burger, i want neither the word "stranger" nor the word "things" anywhere, ANYWHERE near a food item
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
understand that it's a promo tie-in but no i don't think i'd want the stranger things burger, i want neither the word "stranger" nor the word "things" anywhere, ANYWHERE near a food item
eating pizza for breakfast :)))))
a pixel art of winnie the pooh sitting at a table with a bowl of food
Alt: a pixel art of winnie the pooh sitting at a table with a bowl of food
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November 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
eating pizza for breakfast :)))))
hot water bottle, heated blanket, and under the winter duvet? cat
Not mad at it being hot water bottle season
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
hot water bottle, heated blanket, and under the winter duvet? cat
mountain climbers +alternative (because i'd rather climb an actual mountain than actually do a mountain climber move ever again)
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
mountain climbers +alternative (because i'd rather climb an actual mountain than actually do a mountain climber move ever again)
you can say that AI could do literally anything and people will nod and believe you if you're a slightly awkward white guy with glasses on
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
you can say that AI could do literally anything and people will nod and believe you if you're a slightly awkward white guy with glasses on
william carlos williams mention! alia shawkat fucking lauren tom! th- this poker face episode! it was made for me!
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
william carlos williams mention! alia shawkat fucking lauren tom! th- this poker face episode! it was made for me!
roasted a squash to make a pasta sauce and i finally used the squash from my autumn altar and i roasted the squash with loads of garlic and onions and i tried a bit of the roasted squash and it was perfectly cooked with a crispy toasted texture and the roasted squash had almost no flavour
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
roasted a squash to make a pasta sauce and i finally used the squash from my autumn altar and i roasted the squash with loads of garlic and onions and i tried a bit of the roasted squash and it was perfectly cooked with a crispy toasted texture and the roasted squash had almost no flavour
don't understand how a company can own a colour? like the colour wasn't invented for the company? the colour existed before but now there's a trademark on it? i don't get it
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
don't understand how a company can own a colour? like the colour wasn't invented for the company? the colour existed before but now there's a trademark on it? i don't get it
my alarm clock is deep rumbling purrs and the feeling that i'm being intensely watched
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
my alarm clock is deep rumbling purrs and the feeling that i'm being intensely watched
when you're facing A Giant Hovering Lantern and The Aliens From War Of The Worlds, only an 8ft long pickaxe will do
Join me, Alan Mardghum, Heather Wood and others for Your Party’s rally with the Durham Miners Association!
🌹Saturday 15 November, 1pm
🌹 Pitman’s Parliament, Durham Miners’ Association, DH1 4BB
Tickets are first come first serve, so don’t miss out: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/your-party...
🌹Saturday 15 November, 1pm
🌹 Pitman’s Parliament, Durham Miners’ Association, DH1 4BB
Tickets are first come first serve, so don’t miss out: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/your-party...
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
when you're facing A Giant Hovering Lantern and The Aliens From War Of The Worlds, only an 8ft long pickaxe will do
"ooh that's gonna hurt in the morning" - me when a character has either been very obviously killed or had so many bones broken
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"ooh that's gonna hurt in the morning" - me when a character has either been very obviously killed or had so many bones broken
ran out of bedtime stroopwafel, this is a very difficult time for me, please respect my privacy
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
ran out of bedtime stroopwafel, this is a very difficult time for me, please respect my privacy
please tell me we can all see where the "DNA test reveals world's most evil guy was likely neurodivergent" train ends up
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
please tell me we can all see where the "DNA test reveals world's most evil guy was likely neurodivergent" train ends up
unfortunately the bedtime stroopwafel must continue until morale improves
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
unfortunately the bedtime stroopwafel must continue until morale improves
my mobile phone company sending me an email about my data allowance, telling me i'm almost at my limit... you fucking bet i am! hahaaaaaaaa
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
my mobile phone company sending me an email about my data allowance, telling me i'm almost at my limit... you fucking bet i am! hahaaaaaaaa