reni 🦌
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had a very beatrix potter forest creature day, made a lentil curry and roasted parsnips and carrots for lunch next week, baked apples to eat with greek yoghurt and granola right now
January 10, 2026 at 7:41 PM
had a very beatrix potter forest creature day, made a lentil curry and roasted parsnips and carrots for lunch next week, baked apples to eat with greek yoghurt and granola right now
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“This really is the Dutch 18th century equivalent of the sports direct mug” 🤣
Loving this collab with the V&A and @roseschmits.bsky.social
youtu.be/1Js3LV1KZ7M?...
Loving this collab with the V&A and @roseschmits.bsky.social
youtu.be/1Js3LV1KZ7M?...
Rose Schmits Breaks Down Five Iconic (& Bizarre) V&A Ceramics 🏺👀 Unexpected Item
YouTube video by V&A Up Next
youtu.be
January 10, 2026 at 10:43 AM
“This really is the Dutch 18th century equivalent of the sports direct mug” 🤣
Loving this collab with the V&A and @roseschmits.bsky.social
youtu.be/1Js3LV1KZ7M?...
Loving this collab with the V&A and @roseschmits.bsky.social
youtu.be/1Js3LV1KZ7M?...
Reposted by reni 🦌
If one can believe in the passage of time, it's been 13 years since my brave little pooch did nothing in the face of chaos. Thank u for allowing him to burn. 🙆 🙇
January 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
If one can believe in the passage of time, it's been 13 years since my brave little pooch did nothing in the face of chaos. Thank u for allowing him to burn. 🙆 🙇
the fine line of coffee, not enough and it's like trying to start a car with a dead battery, too much and i want to cry because i can feel exactly how much i deeply love being alive
January 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
the fine line of coffee, not enough and it's like trying to start a car with a dead battery, too much and i want to cry because i can feel exactly how much i deeply love being alive
say what you like about disney - and i do - but they sure know how to reduce, reuse and recycle
January 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
say what you like about disney - and i do - but they sure know how to reduce, reuse and recycle
my pain levels are at So Angry I Could Punch A Wall, doing my thoracic spine stretches in the office's wellbeing room and thinking calming thoughts
January 8, 2026 at 10:47 AM
my pain levels are at So Angry I Could Punch A Wall, doing my thoracic spine stretches in the office's wellbeing room and thinking calming thoughts
after struggling to get my sleepy body wearing a long-sleeve t-shirt into a long-sleeved jumper, realising the jumper was on backwards was *almost* the last straw
January 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
after struggling to get my sleepy body wearing a long-sleeve t-shirt into a long-sleeved jumper, realising the jumper was on backwards was *almost* the last straw
did you know if you spend all day moisturising and moisturising and moisturising your hands, you don't have to send anyone a damn email
January 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
did you know if you spend all day moisturising and moisturising and moisturising your hands, you don't have to send anyone a damn email
hey just so you know we can't accept returns once this tag made of super thick card that's attached to your garment with a strand of a spider's web has been removed
January 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
hey just so you know we can't accept returns once this tag made of super thick card that's attached to your garment with a strand of a spider's web has been removed
my flat has double glazed windows in the space i spend the least amount of time (bathroom) and single glazed windows in the spaces i spend the most amount of time (bedroom, kitchen, lounge), i am loving the cold snap, bloody loving it 🥶
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
my flat has double glazed windows in the space i spend the least amount of time (bathroom) and single glazed windows in the spaces i spend the most amount of time (bedroom, kitchen, lounge), i am loving the cold snap, bloody loving it 🥶
missed my bus stop because i was on my phone looking up how to do a digital detox at home
January 4, 2026 at 5:24 PM
missed my bus stop because i was on my phone looking up how to do a digital detox at home
so i'm on an Unfamiliar Bus Route, every stop announcement has sounded like "the next stop is: Bingty Bompty... alight here for: Schmee Muhdoo" in a very calming voice
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
so i'm on an Unfamiliar Bus Route, every stop announcement has sounded like "the next stop is: Bingty Bompty... alight here for: Schmee Muhdoo" in a very calming voice
now if THIS moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie, it would knock you the fuck out
January 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
now if THIS moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie, it would knock you the fuck out
the creature steering me: so you're using all the eggs, you can put the empty eggshells in the eggbox for easy throw away
me: you got it, boss *cracks egg into eggbox, puts eggshell in bowl*
the creature: 😑😑😑
me: you got it, boss *cracks egg into eggbox, puts eggshell in bowl*
the creature: 😑😑😑
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
the creature steering me: so you're using all the eggs, you can put the empty eggshells in the eggbox for easy throw away
me: you got it, boss *cracks egg into eggbox, puts eggshell in bowl*
the creature: 😑😑😑
me: you got it, boss *cracks egg into eggbox, puts eggshell in bowl*
the creature: 😑😑😑
shaving my head because the pros (having a crumb more sanity) outweigh the cons (being cold as heck)
January 3, 2026 at 12:57 PM
shaving my head because the pros (having a crumb more sanity) outweigh the cons (being cold as heck)
i have drinkt my little coffe
in this little coffe shop
and must retvrn to outside cold :(
but for now
for now :)))
in this little coffe shop
and must retvrn to outside cold :(
but for now
for now :)))
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 AM
i have drinkt my little coffe
in this little coffe shop
and must retvrn to outside cold :(
but for now
for now :)))
in this little coffe shop
and must retvrn to outside cold :(
but for now
for now :)))
too cold to go out, no downsides to staying indoors, tell me why that's a choice i gotta make
January 2, 2026 at 10:07 PM
too cold to go out, no downsides to staying indoors, tell me why that's a choice i gotta make
the year starts at the end of the week! here are three reasons why that is bad - 1, 2 and 3: it's wrong and i hate it
January 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
the year starts at the end of the week! here are three reasons why that is bad - 1, 2 and 3: it's wrong and i hate it
watching fallout series 1 recap and i refuse to rewatch the entire series simply because i've forgotten everything that happened! so much happened! i don't have that kind of time! fallout wiki hates to see me coming!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
watching fallout series 1 recap and i refuse to rewatch the entire series simply because i've forgotten everything that happened! so much happened! i don't have that kind of time! fallout wiki hates to see me coming!!!!!
baby it's the year of the horse and i'm ready to rear up
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
baby it's the year of the horse and i'm ready to rear up
overheard in a café, a guy chatting to his mates about his new years resolutions, "no sugar, no coffee, no takeaways", i'd rather [redacted] myself in the [redacted] until i [redacted] than do any of that
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 PM
overheard in a café, a guy chatting to his mates about his new years resolutions, "no sugar, no coffee, no takeaways", i'd rather [redacted] myself in the [redacted] until i [redacted] than do any of that
on new year's eve? in a film called new year's eve? really? grow up
Dec 31st - The lives of several couples and singles in New York City intertwine over the course of #NewYearsEve in the ensemble movie.
📽️📅 New Year's Eve (2011)
📽️📅 New Year's Eve (2011)
December 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
on new year's eve? in a film called new year's eve? really? grow up
me at 11.59pm on december 31st
December 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
me at 11.59pm on december 31st
jools... put down the piano... we're all here to help you
December 31, 2025 at 10:14 AM
jools... put down the piano... we're all here to help you