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Madam Fluff 🤪

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✨Evolving✨but I’m still gonna talk my shit 🫶🏽 Chef/Baker ☑️ Neurospicy ☑️ Music Lover ☑️ Witchy ☑️ Goofball ☑️ Talented ☑️ Bad Gal ☑️

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · Apr 7

My name is Mari and I’m addicted to making cupcakes
#blackfoodsky

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 12h

Celebrating my Mama’s birthday without her will always sting

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 12h

Even after all this time, I still can’t believe my Mama gone 💔 She’s suppose to still be here

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 13h

Damn, I just watched Mad Money the other day 🥲 RIP

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 16h

Diane Keaton, famed for roles in “Father of the Bride,” “First Wives Club” and more, has died at 79

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79, PEOPLE can confirm exclusively. The actress was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 13h

Sometimes I just want to vent to a mfa. I don’t always need/want a lecture. JUST LISTENNN

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 15h

Working in entertainment is fun until you have to work with Disney 😒

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 15h

I’m the bartender and these people are so annoying that they make me wanna take a bottle to the head

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 18h

Sometimes you have to take a step back, look at your life as a whole, then start reevaluating things

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 18h

I swear I be wanting to backhand the shit out of stupid mfas

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 18h

Ain’t nothing more inconsiderate than a mfa smoking on the damn train

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

I need Miss Jilly from Philly to come on and drop this album damn it. How you say it’s coming, but didn’t drop a release date? 😭

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

Daammmnnnnn 😬 Premo, he got me hooked right now

𝟸 𝙷𝚞𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚎 @sleeksilhouette.blacksky.app · 1d

Premo Rice or Larry June?

HighEndTheori do not answer 😭

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

Scorpio Season is approaching

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

I’m slowing down on smoking. I haven’t smoked a joint at all today yet. It’s a little progress, BUT progress nonetheless. You gotta start somewhere

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

I made a new drink and told my sister, “Aye, put your mouth on this real quick”

Her: “I wish a man was telling me that right now”

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

Before I was allergic, the only answer was Louisiana

Maybe:…… @getthebagcoach.bsky.social · 1d

You have a piece of catfish…. What hot sauce you putting on there

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

Sadly, I can’t forget it cause apparently as a baby I looked just like that “NOT THE MAMA” dinosaur 😑

Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 1d

That sitcom with the family dinosaurs.

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 2d

2. What is an obscure thing from your childhood that no one else seems to remember?

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

She just knows she’s that girl and she’s right

Spooky beige 🧌 @rellmidnight.bsky.social · 1d

SL cleanse ❤️‍🔥🙂‍↕️

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

Had a mfa on my shit saying “Free R Kelly”

BLOCKEEEDDDDDDD

We don’t support pedophile/rapists over here

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

Why is there a woman on my Facebook sucking on wine bottles? 😐

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

I can see why. You’re gorgeous. Have a lovely day 🤗

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

Orange bitch is letting another country have a military base on US soil

I repeat

ORANGE BITCH IS LETTING THE QATARI GOVERNMENT BUILD A QATARI AIRFORCE FACILITY W/ QATARI FIGHTER JETS AND TROOPS ON UNITED STATES SOILLLLLL

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

First glance, I thought you were Tems

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

Sora Ai is actually terrifying. We never should’ve made it this far. It’s not even necessary for the advancement of human life. I don’t understand

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

The dishes that I think aren’t that special, people are always ranting and raving about. I was told it not about the dish, it’s about the love you put into it and that’s what keeps people coming back

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