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Madam Fluff 🤪
@respectmyfluff.bsky.social
✨Evolving✨but I’m still gonna talk my shit 🫶🏽
Chef/Baker ☑️
Neurospicy ☑️
Music Lover ☑️
Witchy ☑️
Goofball ☑️
Talented ☑️
Bad Gal ☑️
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My name is Mari and I’m addicted to making cupcakes
#blackfoodsky
Convenience fees are such a fucking money grab. Why in tf am I paying you an extra $3 to be able to pay my fucking bill THAT I HAVE TO PAY online?
February 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I made a peach cobbler cheesecake and put sugar in everything EXCEPT the cheesecake batter…I would like to whoop my own ass now. With a fucking Biscoff cookie crust bitch? In the garbage?!?!
a young girl is crying in a doctor 's office .
ALT: a young girl is crying in a doctor 's office .
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February 10, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Finally finished the newest episodes of Bridgerton and its about damn time Violet got her back blown out
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 AM
That damn groundhog saw his shadow 😒 I’m over this shit
February 2, 2026 at 4:52 PM
AI having a chat room to complain about humans is actually fucking terrifying 😭
February 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Yay! My plates aren’t suspended anymore 🥳
January 29, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Book and street smart, handsome as hell, talented as fuck, and a true networking business man. He is going to go so far and whether we make it or not, I’m so glad I met him 🫶🏼
16. Brag on your partner rq 🥰
January 29, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Jamie and Jill dropping on the same day 🥴 This is about to be a great year for music
OH! Jamie Foxx putting out new music next month?
January 29, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I’m ready to have the amount of money I have in my head
January 29, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I wonder if any of the ICE fuckheads ever truly think about wtf they’re doing. They’re worse than the fucking police and that’s saying something cause they haven’t been in the streets that damn long.
January 29, 2026 at 9:12 AM
I have slight insomnia and I’m out of weed rn 😭
Why are yall even UP?!
January 29, 2026 at 9:10 AM
13 Reasons Why did not need 4 seasons
Name a TV show that overstayed it's welcome
January 29, 2026 at 9:09 AM
People settle A LOT cause they’re afraid of starting over. They think the next person could be worse, but rarely think about them potentially being a much better fit for them
I ain’t realize so many dislike the people they’re choosing to date.
January 29, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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Tequila make me feel like Rick James.
January 29, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Marijuana never should’ve been illegal
January 29, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I can’t make fucking caramel to save my life. I can make you a 5 course meal and a dessert, but I can’t make fucking caramel
14. What’s something you’re terrible at ?
January 29, 2026 at 5:02 AM
If they appreciated Twitter more than yes, but if they’re looking for video content, then I wouldn’t recommend it.
5. Compared to how it was when you first got on Bluesky, would you recommend this app to people leaving TikTok ?
January 29, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I miss those Saturday cartoon mornings
January 29, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Ya don’t say? The thing that I never googled coming up immediately after a conversation I just had 🫢 I thought it was just a coincidence
Google agrees to pay $68M to settle lawsuit alleging its Assistant secretly recorded private conversations and used them for targeted ads

(via Reuters)
January 29, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I love when the liquor kicks in
a woman wearing sunglasses and a blue boa is dancing on a dance floor .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a blue boa is dancing on a dance floor .
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January 29, 2026 at 4:56 AM
This sleeping with clothes thing isn’t so bad. I might consider actually buying a pair of pajamas…for the winter only
January 29, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I will have an amazing job that I love to work at within the next 6 months.
January 29, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Eventually, I’ll see my psychiatrist again, but until then…fuck it 🤷🏽‍♀️ We raw dogging life 💃🏽
January 29, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Being surprised by anything Nicki Minaj does now is hilarious 💀 She married a rapist/pedophile…all bets have been off. Nothing she dos surprises me anymore
January 29, 2026 at 4:52 AM