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Adam Carnevale?
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mums new boyfriend (you don't have to call me dad if you don't want) he/him
Sorry I was late today, I stopped to help a bug
January 15, 2026 at 11:51 PM
What did they do to Sour Patch Kids? They're so much more sour now
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Bah humbug
December 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"The Holodeck sure does malfunction a lot. What a nightmare. Captain Picard keeps it around because he's having sex with Sherlock Holmes right?"
December 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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the hat on shein vs the hat they deliver
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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The most powerful narrative device a game can deploy is "throw you back to the main menu but it's different"
December 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Aw honey, you *are* a worm
December 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
If I were a brutal dictator and there was a prophecy that a child born this year would one day defeat me I would simply have every child put to death. This would assure my continued survival
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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What is Pauline Hanson even doing down here in our city? It's so important to march and show her rhetoric isn't welcome here!
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Everytime someone complains about the realism in my settings I add another moon, and they're never made of anything good
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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This week, we’re letting Del Toro drag us into a love letter to monsters, misery, and magnificent melodrama. We watched FRANKENSTEIN. Episode coming Friday.

#Frankenstein #ScaredyBoys #DelToro #CreatureFeature
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Two factor Authentication in ancient Egypt be like: weight your heart against this feather
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I used to be so impressed by people who could fall asleep on command. Then I hit 30 and realised we all get that power eventually
November 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
(crying, sobbing, tears streaming down my face) y-y-yeah I love sourdough. i love it when bread cuts my mouth up
October 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Rolling up the sleeves of my shirt as foreplay
October 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I'm popping out for Maccas, anyone want something?
October 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Croissant/croissoff
October 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I saw momma fisting Santa Claus
October 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The best time to make and eat pasta is between the hours of 12am - 2am. I call it 'Quiet Pasta' and it tastes different. Better.
October 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I am once again hoisted by my own petard (thought me and my fellow stormtroopers could shoot more blaster bolts than the advancing Jedi could deflect)
October 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I am going to be at PAX and if you don't come I will find and kill you
Rounding out the chaotic crew we have @retroarchetype.bsky.social and Georgie (aussiesupergirl) playing our frontline tanks.

Once again - let's see who will survive the afternoon and whether Blackbottom can be saved!
October 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Sorry I didn't respond sooner I was watching a cat move to follow the sunlight streaming through a window
September 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Pressing a button on the dashboard my card cleverly jettisons all four of its wheels to confuse and delay my pursuers
September 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM