dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️
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aspiring cadaver. 🌈 🎹🎸
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feels like there’s a mcchicken in my head instead of a brain
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STREET TRAMP vs. BRIDGE SKANK— who will win??
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s/o to my neighbor for letting me buy his old shitty stratocaster for $100 when I was 10. he unknowingly set the foundation for the never ending guitar journey i’ve been on. thanks john 🎸
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going to a gun range and throwing tomatoes at the target
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He died doing what he loved: rollerblading into oncoming traffic.
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eating onion rings without health insurance
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when ya health insurance randomly gets cancelled and ur out of antidepressants 😎
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No, that’s what they’re asking. Ask not what creed can do for you—ask what you can do for creed
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i don’t know creed, CAN you take me higher??
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used to be “kick the can” back in my day