Anybody who watched that 4 hour @defunctland.bsky.social while watching the Disney float in the Thanksgiving parade:
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
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November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Anybody who watched that 4 hour @defunctland.bsky.social while watching the Disney float in the Thanksgiving parade:
This asshole was browsing my tomato plant when I knocked on the window and told her not to eat my tomatoes. She just stood there making this bitch-ass face about it for a while.
October 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This asshole was browsing my tomato plant when I knocked on the window and told her not to eat my tomatoes. She just stood there making this bitch-ass face about it for a while.
Imagine being so obsessed with identity politics that you bring a "Gulf of America" flag to the beach. Why do these people have to make their sexuality their entire personality???
October 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Imagine being so obsessed with identity politics that you bring a "Gulf of America" flag to the beach. Why do these people have to make their sexuality their entire personality???
This grody little freak isn't even a pollinator. He likes sweat and poop and thinks flowers are a waste of time. He's like if a manosphere raw meat diet influencer became a bug.
September 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This grody little freak isn't even a pollinator. He likes sweat and poop and thinks flowers are a waste of time. He's like if a manosphere raw meat diet influencer became a bug.
Every time I catch bees in flowers, they look at me like I walked in on them changing clothes or something
August 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Every time I catch bees in flowers, they look at me like I walked in on them changing clothes or something
I'm a firm believer that people can have a few low-stakes conspiracy theories. You know, just as a treat.
I think the GOP paid to manufacture fake outrage about Sydney Sweeney so people would stop talking about how our old ass president wandered up onto the roof and started hollering at people.
I think the GOP paid to manufacture fake outrage about Sydney Sweeney so people would stop talking about how our old ass president wandered up onto the roof and started hollering at people.
August 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm a firm believer that people can have a few low-stakes conspiracy theories. You know, just as a treat.
I think the GOP paid to manufacture fake outrage about Sydney Sweeney so people would stop talking about how our old ass president wandered up onto the roof and started hollering at people.
I think the GOP paid to manufacture fake outrage about Sydney Sweeney so people would stop talking about how our old ass president wandered up onto the roof and started hollering at people.
Bitch got his frisbee stuck up there
August 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Bitch got his frisbee stuck up there
I would love it if one of those Asian Lady Beetles who were so insistent about being let into my house earlier this year would swing by the tomato plant in my front yard this afternoon.
June 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I would love it if one of those Asian Lady Beetles who were so insistent about being let into my house earlier this year would swing by the tomato plant in my front yard this afternoon.
Ted Cruz licked a bald patch in his beard.
June 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ted Cruz licked a bald patch in his beard.
Look who came home to visit
June 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Look who came home to visit
Behold my mighty harvest!
June 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Behold my mighty harvest!
We have a ton of fireflies in our yard this year, presumably because of our impressively large brush pile we left in our yard for a year. Also, a Mama deer has established our back yard as a baby deer daycare. She picks her healthy, happy baby up after her shift at Agero every night.
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June 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
We have a ton of fireflies in our yard this year, presumably because of our impressively large brush pile we left in our yard for a year. Also, a Mama deer has established our back yard as a baby deer daycare. She picks her healthy, happy baby up after her shift at Agero every night.
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I have a theory that everyone has a soul-carbohydrate. There is a starch that you think about, and when someone is talking about what's for dinner, you hope it includes that carb.
What's your soul-carb? Mine is pasta.
What's your soul-carb? Mine is pasta.
May 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I have a theory that everyone has a soul-carbohydrate. There is a starch that you think about, and when someone is talking about what's for dinner, you hope it includes that carb.
What's your soul-carb? Mine is pasta.
What's your soul-carb? Mine is pasta.
It took a while but the nubbin finally got less upsetting to look at.
May 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It took a while but the nubbin finally got less upsetting to look at.
Nobody told me that elephant ear plants would go through so many weird little phases before it turns into something less gross.
May 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Nobody told me that elephant ear plants would go through so many weird little phases before it turns into something less gross.
Somehow, the nubbin got worse.
May 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Somehow, the nubbin got worse.
Upsetting nubbin but also baby strawberries.
May 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Upsetting nubbin but also baby strawberries.
I guess...
I wasn't going to eat them.
I wasn't going to eat them.
May 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I guess...
I wasn't going to eat them.
I wasn't going to eat them.
How does this nubbin keep getting creepier?
May 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
How does this nubbin keep getting creepier?
At some point, this freaky little nubbin will start looking like a nice plant, right?
May 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
At some point, this freaky little nubbin will start looking like a nice plant, right?
You're not helping your case, you freaky lil nubbin... You still don't look like a plant.
May 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
You're not helping your case, you freaky lil nubbin... You still don't look like a plant.