This asshole was browsing my tomato plant when I knocked on the window and told her not to eat my tomatoes. She just stood there making this bitch-ass face about it for a while.
October 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This asshole was browsing my tomato plant when I knocked on the window and told her not to eat my tomatoes. She just stood there making this bitch-ass face about it for a while.
Imagine being so obsessed with identity politics that you bring a "Gulf of America" flag to the beach. Why do these people have to make their sexuality their entire personality???
October 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Imagine being so obsessed with identity politics that you bring a "Gulf of America" flag to the beach. Why do these people have to make their sexuality their entire personality???
This grody little freak isn't even a pollinator. He likes sweat and poop and thinks flowers are a waste of time. He's like if a manosphere raw meat diet influencer became a bug.
September 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This grody little freak isn't even a pollinator. He likes sweat and poop and thinks flowers are a waste of time. He's like if a manosphere raw meat diet influencer became a bug.
This bee has pollen on their nose!
August 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This bee has pollen on their nose!
Every time I catch bees in flowers, they look at me like I walked in on them changing clothes or something
August 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Every time I catch bees in flowers, they look at me like I walked in on them changing clothes or something
I would love it if one of those Asian Lady Beetles who were so insistent about being let into my house earlier this year would swing by the tomato plant in my front yard this afternoon.
June 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I would love it if one of those Asian Lady Beetles who were so insistent about being let into my house earlier this year would swing by the tomato plant in my front yard this afternoon.
I think he got a hotspot, like a stressed out kitty cat.
June 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I think he got a hotspot, like a stressed out kitty cat.
Look who came home to visit
June 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Look who came home to visit
Behold my mighty harvest!
June 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Behold my mighty harvest!
Here's the baby deer.
June 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Here's the baby deer.
It took a while but the nubbin finally got less upsetting to look at.
May 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It took a while but the nubbin finally got less upsetting to look at.
Nobody told me that elephant ear plants would go through so many weird little phases before it turns into something less gross.
May 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Nobody told me that elephant ear plants would go through so many weird little phases before it turns into something less gross.
Somehow, the nubbin got worse.
May 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Somehow, the nubbin got worse.
Upsetting nubbin but also baby strawberries.
May 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Upsetting nubbin but also baby strawberries.
I guess...
I wasn't going to eat them.
I wasn't going to eat them.
May 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I guess...
I wasn't going to eat them.
I wasn't going to eat them.
How does this nubbin keep getting creepier?
May 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
How does this nubbin keep getting creepier?
At some point, this freaky little nubbin will start looking like a nice plant, right?
May 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
At some point, this freaky little nubbin will start looking like a nice plant, right?
You're not helping your case, you freaky lil nubbin... You still don't look like a plant.
May 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
You're not helping your case, you freaky lil nubbin... You still don't look like a plant.
The freaky lil nubbin is beginning to look like a finger, beckoning me to leave my spreadsheets and emails and join it in the cool, silent dirt.
April 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The freaky lil nubbin is beginning to look like a finger, beckoning me to leave my spreadsheets and emails and join it in the cool, silent dirt.
Hoo boy. This lil nubbin is challenging to hang out with.
April 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hoo boy. This lil nubbin is challenging to hang out with.
Yes, more of this please
April 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Yes, more of this please