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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris)

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Filmmaker. Screenwriter. Chronic Exacerbator. OG X-Men Movie Alum. Tarantino Award Winner. CoWriter of GWAR in the Duoverse of Absurdity. IMDB in my Linktree. https://linktr.ee/reverendmatty

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · May 28

The latest GWAR/Granger Bros collaboration is about to be unleashed upon this undeserving waste of a perfectly good planet! "The Return of Gor-Gor" comic and EP from @z2comics.bsky.social available for pre-order now at www.gwar.net! Get yours before reading is banned!

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Ronald Reagan’s statement on tariffs.

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I just realized that THIS is for that UFC fight.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 14d

IT IS GARBAGE! lol

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 21d

Welcome, new users. Posts on Bluesky are called skeets.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 22d

Time Magazine wrote a relatively good story about me, but the picture may be the Worst of All Time. They "disappeared" my hair. Really weird! I never liked taking pictures from underneath angles, but this is a super bad picture, and deserves to be called out. What are they doing, and why?

Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 27d

When I was a kid my generation all wanted to look like Duran Duran. 35 years later… we all just look like Duran Duran.

Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 27d

I wish we could hear the guy in the chicken suit. My bet is that he yelled something pretty funny.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 29d

If the bad guys keep pushing for a civil war, they’re gonna find out pretty quick that the good guys are here for a revolution.

Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · Oct 4

Holy shit. I think Cliff Booth might be Lee Majors’ Six Million Dollar Man stunt double in The Adventures of Cliff Booth.

Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · Oct 2

Well whattayaknow…

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · Oct 2

Before we all start dropping loads on our bellies over the silence of the military brass in attendance, we should remind ourselves that we have NO IDEA what happened in private after the cameras were off.

Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · Oct 1

The film business is the only job where you can get away with telling your coworkers that you got together with your DP buddy on the weekend and did 18 holes.

Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · Sep 27

Did everyone just end up folding mid-spine and going back to Twitter? Because I see a lot of Twitter.

Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · Sep 27

Wondering whether we’d just be better off getting nuked on the daily really isn’t the coping mechanism I had hoped for.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · Sep 26

Found this at the bottom of the distraction barrel.

Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · Sep 25

Research has shown…

Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · Sep 25

The Statue of Limitations looks exactly like Elvis Costello.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · Sep 24

I guess folding to pressure from Nazis is Apple’s thing now.

Cancel your subscription. If you even have one. I mean… Apple? Who watches that? Come on.

Vulture @vulture.com · Sep 23

Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.

Apple Pulls The Savant From Its Release Schedule

Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · Sep 24

I was waiting for Barron Trump to turn 18 so I can flame his pasty weirdo ass.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · Sep 24

I just took two Tylenol and suddenly I know how to play the piano.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · Sep 24

Remember the good ol’ days when cultists would commit mass suicide? I miss those days.

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