Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris)
@reverendmatty.bsky.social
Filmmaker. Screenwriter. Chronic Exacerbator. OG X-Men Movie Alum. Tarantino Award Winner. CoWriter of GWAR in the Duoverse of Absurdity. IMDB in my Linktree. https://linktr.ee/reverendmatty
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I guess we know why the Stones cancelled that tour.
December 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I guess we know why the Stones cancelled that tour.
“Just tilt your head a little more to the left Mr. Miller. Perfect.” !click!
December 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
“Just tilt your head a little more to the left Mr. Miller. Perfect.” !click!
Barron has the chance to do the funniest thing right now.
December 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Barron has the chance to do the funniest thing right now.
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Luigi getting caught with a pair of wet undies in his bag is the most on-brand thing ever.
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Luigi getting caught with a pair of wet undies in his bag is the most on-brand thing ever.
Luigi getting caught with a pair of wet undies in his bag is the most on-brand thing ever.
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Luigi getting caught with a pair of wet undies in his bag is the most on-brand thing ever.
It’s sad that Americans still think they can vote their way out of this.
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It’s sad that Americans still think they can vote their way out of this.
Maybe the ‘Sleepy Joe’ thing was a compliment.
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Maybe the ‘Sleepy Joe’ thing was a compliment.
This era is not going to be anyone’s ’good ol’ days’.
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This era is not going to be anyone’s ’good ol’ days’.
“Remember me for the bigoted piece of shit I was, not the pedo that’s about to be revealed.”
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
“Remember me for the bigoted piece of shit I was, not the pedo that’s about to be revealed.”
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Trump doesn’t drink. He was stone cold sober when he blew Bubba.
Stone. Cold. Sober.
Stone. Cold. Sober.
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Trump doesn’t drink. He was stone cold sober when he blew Bubba.
Stone. Cold. Sober.
Stone. Cold. Sober.
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Cum all ye faithful. #BubbaSaulsbury
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Cum all ye faithful. #BubbaSaulsbury
Does it really matter who he blew? He blew someone and that’s fucking hilarious.
(For the record I hope it was the horse.)
(For the record I hope it was the horse.)
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Does it really matter who he blew? He blew someone and that’s fucking hilarious.
(For the record I hope it was the horse.)
(For the record I hope it was the horse.)
Cum all ye faithful. #BubbaSaulsbury
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Cum all ye faithful. #BubbaSaulsbury
BREAKING: Department of Justice buys 26,000 black markers.
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
BREAKING: Department of Justice buys 26,000 black markers.
Maximum Transparency’s third album was the best one. The addition of the keyboard player from Quiet Piggy was a bold move.
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Maximum Transparency’s third album was the best one. The addition of the keyboard player from Quiet Piggy was a bold move.
This aged perfectly.
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This aged perfectly.
Trump doesn’t drink. He was stone cold sober when he blew Bubba.
Stone. Cold. Sober.
Stone. Cold. Sober.
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Trump doesn’t drink. He was stone cold sober when he blew Bubba.
Stone. Cold. Sober.
Stone. Cold. Sober.
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Putin has a chance to do the funniest thing right now.
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Putin has a chance to do the funniest thing right now.