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American Greatnessness: Welcome to Atropia, starring delusional sperm-donor billionaires, a proudly ignorant talking pig & a cast of imbeciles.
Script:JJ Rousseau
Laff Track:F Kafka
Music:Mdm Guillotine
Producer:C Ponzi
A Catch-22 Production
Pinned
No empire that has paid more to service its debt than its military has survived.
How do you respond?!?!

You say "fuck off" this isn't your country. If that isn't your reflexive response, you're no longer a sovereign country but a pathetic lap dog of the US.

Stand up and grow a spine, Britain.

www.bbc.com/news/live/cd...
Trump threatens $1bn legal action against BBC over 6 January speech edit - live updates
The BBC chair earlier apologised for the
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November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I've always been annoyed when people say the UK is nothing but a 5 cent whore with no real purpose in the world other than whatever the US wants to use it for.

Turns out they were right.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Why has Tim Davie resigned and what was the Trump documentary edit?
The BBC has come under fire over a Panorama documentary that was accused of misleadingly editing a speech by Donald Trump.
www.bbc.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If we really want to balance the scales with Chinese competitiveness, the US should actively engage in corporate esp I onage like China & give the IP away to all US competitors in the same sector.

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Watch: Chinese company's new humanoid robot moves so smoothly, they had to cut it open to prove a person wasn't hiding inside
Xpeng's new humanoid, IRON, is designed to work alongside people — but it won't be folding your laundry anytime soon.
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November 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
WE ARE...
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Of course they will because only three 3 American jet airliners have ever had an engine detach and 2 of them were an MD 10/11.

UPS plane crash investigation will probe maintenance history, NTSB says | Reuters share.google/cNJnka5ZDDXC...
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November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If Google Ai was so smart it would automatically ask me if I wanted it turned off when I searched for "Google AI sucks."
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
And he wants the whole thing gold plated too.

Trump reportedly wants new NFL stadium in Washington named after him share.google/c5vJbzhgm2RD...
Trump reportedly wants new NFL stadium in Washington named after him
ESPN reports Trump wants the Commanders’ new $3.7bn stadium to bear his name, with the White House suggesting the request could succeed
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November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
@democrats.org gave MAJOR ground but GOP is all or none. I don't see this ending until spring.
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Mississippi State football is a metaphor of the entire state of Mississippi. The stands are full each game the whole way through because they've got nothing better to do than drink themselves blind while watching themselves lose.
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Export taxes rarely work. But a 100% export tax on ultra-pure silicon sold to China would be a good thing.
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Ultimately I think this is going to backfire in Texas & work out as planned elsewhere giving the Dems an overall advantage. Texas is largely redistricting as if swing voters that voted Trump in 24 are hard Red. Probably not.

If SCOTUS dumps voting rights act however...

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After California's vote to counter Trump, here's where redistricting stands
In the summer, Texas drew new lines to help the GOP win in the midterm elections. California countered this week. The Republicans might have an edge in the redistricting battle as it spreads nationall...
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November 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I really love @realgdt.bsky.social but why is it always a guy remaking Frankenstein for film & not a women?!

Mary Shelley was remarkable: A sublime horror anticipating not only later modernity but beyond. Frankly, guys never seem to live up to her sensibilities.

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November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
@braves.com are completely rebuilding bullpen letting Johnson & Kinley go along with Iglaseas. Braves have $60mil to 1) get a shortstop ($20mil), get a #4 reliever ($10mil) & build a relief crew top to bottom ($30mil)

Of course, nobody cares about sports on @bluesky.app

*sigh*
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
So much for Europe being freeloaders.

The Army pointed soldiers to German food banks for shutdown help share.google/IDNYJ4n0vgEE...
The Army listed German food banks for soldiers seeking shutdown help
The Army removed the list after German media reported that U.S. troops were using the local foodbanks, a U.S. official said.
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November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If @democrats.org were smart (subjunctive/irrealis), they would spend money and make a campaign of this interviewing fed workers with faces & voices masked.

"I make your flights safe"/"I stop cybercriminals" etc.
Then
"But I need to pay for groceries for my kids"

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Workers decry Trump officials as ‘out of control’ as longest shutdown drags on
Key figures accused of harassment, bullying and attacks as US employees work without pay to keep services running
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November 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Dear @democrats.org...

Exactly. It's the whole sales job if you want to be successful. That means, it's the Economy stupid.

Mamdani only sells in the 5 Burroughs. He couldn't even win the Bay Area.

China's EV dominance: A wake-up call for the US share.google/0TPSWwXgcHvq...
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November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Finally, the perfect permanent Director of Nasa for the Trump administration.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Kim Kardashian: Nasa hits back at reality star's moon landing conspiracy
In a recent episode of her TV series, the reality star says she believes the moon landing was fake.
www.bbc.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The 5 Criteria to Recognize a Secret Police Forces:

1: Report sirectly to chief Executive.
2. Not accountable to independent oversight.
3. Operations are secret.
4. They gather intelligence domestically
5. Activities yarget perciwved enemies of executive.

(ICE meets 4 of these)
November 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Reposted by Stuck In Green Acres
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
That's historically accurate for Lincoln?

If you relax & suppress the gag reflex it's kind of funny. An endless display of tackiness & bad tast - what white-trash consider luxury when they win the powerball.

At least we still lead the world in laughter inducing gaffes.

www.cnn.com/2025/10/31/p...
Trump reveals renovated Lincoln Bedroom bathroom as his White House remodel continues | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump announced on Thursday that he has renovated the Lincoln Bedroom bathroom, sharing before and after images on social media as he continues to put his touch on the White House.
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November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
In the 50's NYC progressives discovered bond borrowing giving us the bankrupt 70s & Times Sq as a red-light district.

Now it's local income & corporate taxes soon to be super-charged by Mamdani. Progressivism works well until the money it depends on leaves.

www.economist.com/briefing/202...
As new jobs in finance dry up, New York City’s fiscal model is wilting
High taxes irk the rich and high prices plague everyone else
www.economist.com
October 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This *IS NOT* a parody post.

It really happened.
The decline isn’t subtle anymore.
October 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The FAA Academy in Oklahoma City, which trains the majority of the country's controllers, will shut down by the end of this month if funding isn't resumed, according to Daniels of the NATC. Already, critical administrative staff have been furloughed at field training facilities across the US.
October 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
WHAT FUCKING RACE TO THE MOON? WE'VE ALREADY BEEN THERE!

ENOUGH ALREADY. SOMEBODY READ A F-ING HISTORY BOOK!

How NASA, SpaceX and America can still win the race to the moon share.google/JfWSLm7RugkC...
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October 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Make Snake-oil Great Again.

How a Joe Rogan-Mel Gibson podcast inspired Florida’s cancer research focus

www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
How a Joe Rogan-Mel Gibson podcast inspired Florida’s cancer research focus
Following a Joe Rogan, Mel Gibson podcast, Florida wants to study whether ivermectin could work against cancer. There is not yet evidence it would.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM