Reviewed2Death
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The news: "A trans person did a shooting!"
Me: *Looks up the information. Sees giant nazi tattoo on their arm*
Yeah, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that, cis or trans, white nationalism is the primary factor in the shooter demographic.
Weird that an ideology centered on murder would do this..
Me: *Looks up the information. Sees giant nazi tattoo on their arm*
Yeah, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that, cis or trans, white nationalism is the primary factor in the shooter demographic.
Weird that an ideology centered on murder would do this..
February 17, 2026 at 9:09 PM
The news: "A trans person did a shooting!"
Me: *Looks up the information. Sees giant nazi tattoo on their arm*
Yeah, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that, cis or trans, white nationalism is the primary factor in the shooter demographic.
Weird that an ideology centered on murder would do this..
Me: *Looks up the information. Sees giant nazi tattoo on their arm*
Yeah, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that, cis or trans, white nationalism is the primary factor in the shooter demographic.
Weird that an ideology centered on murder would do this..
No one's gay for Raichu...😢
February 17, 2026 at 5:16 PM
No one's gay for Raichu...😢
The only way to curtail Ai taking over creative spaces is for us to generate a 4 hour video of Darth Vader giving a reach-around to the Minions while Jesus Christ watches on, nodding in approval and eating Mickey Mouse's brains like meatloaf.
ByteDance says they plan to restrict Seedance 2.0's AI rip-off videos after legal threats from studios like Disney and Paramount
(via DEADLINE)
(via DEADLINE)
February 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The only way to curtail Ai taking over creative spaces is for us to generate a 4 hour video of Darth Vader giving a reach-around to the Minions while Jesus Christ watches on, nodding in approval and eating Mickey Mouse's brains like meatloaf.
Tubi better have a pretty tight lock on kids mode, since all their upcoming cartoon acquisitions will mean a flood of new eyes on the app.
Giving kids access to a platform that also has "I Spit on Your Grave," "Threads," and the Terrifier movies on it is...well, something I'd be nervous about.
Giving kids access to a platform that also has "I Spit on Your Grave," "Threads," and the Terrifier movies on it is...well, something I'd be nervous about.
February 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Tubi better have a pretty tight lock on kids mode, since all their upcoming cartoon acquisitions will mean a flood of new eyes on the app.
Giving kids access to a platform that also has "I Spit on Your Grave," "Threads," and the Terrifier movies on it is...well, something I'd be nervous about.
Giving kids access to a platform that also has "I Spit on Your Grave," "Threads," and the Terrifier movies on it is...well, something I'd be nervous about.
Brundlefly would find Ben 10 infuriating.
February 15, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Brundlefly would find Ben 10 infuriating.
Everyone says, "if you can't picture your version of Batman comforting a child, you've just written the Punisher in a funny hat."
I say, "if you can't picture your version of Batman getting his ass beat, you've just written Yujiro Hanma in a funny hat."
I want to see Batman fightin' for his LIFE.
I say, "if you can't picture your version of Batman getting his ass beat, you've just written Yujiro Hanma in a funny hat."
I want to see Batman fightin' for his LIFE.
February 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Everyone says, "if you can't picture your version of Batman comforting a child, you've just written the Punisher in a funny hat."
I say, "if you can't picture your version of Batman getting his ass beat, you've just written Yujiro Hanma in a funny hat."
I want to see Batman fightin' for his LIFE.
I say, "if you can't picture your version of Batman getting his ass beat, you've just written Yujiro Hanma in a funny hat."
I want to see Batman fightin' for his LIFE.
You know I had to post Hank "Henry" Hill.
February 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
You know I had to post Hank "Henry" Hill.
This is an astonishing lineup. Ed Edd n Eddy alone would be hype, but Static Shock and the OG Teen Titans is a huge W.
Really a lot of gold to dig into here.
Really a lot of gold to dig into here.
In cartoon news, Tubi just revealed practically the entirety of the classic Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library is coming to the platform this March.
For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
February 14, 2026 at 5:36 PM
This is an astonishing lineup. Ed Edd n Eddy alone would be hype, but Static Shock and the OG Teen Titans is a huge W.
Really a lot of gold to dig into here.
Really a lot of gold to dig into here.
Please universe, for the love of God, I'm hanging on by a mere thread. Don't keep putting this in my faaaaace
Overwatch's major new update has made me fall back in love with the game, and a large part of that is down to how fun its five new heroes are (but mainly Domina, let’s be honest), writes Simon Cardy. https://bit.ly/4tw6M2k
February 12, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Please universe, for the love of God, I'm hanging on by a mere thread. Don't keep putting this in my faaaaace
I'm constantly torn between fighting games, where my successes and failures are solely on my own shoulders, and team games where my contribution is only part of the equation.
Team games let me impress others with skillful play, but can be a drag if someone throws.
Self-Determinism vs. Collectivism
Team games let me impress others with skillful play, but can be a drag if someone throws.
Self-Determinism vs. Collectivism
February 12, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I'm constantly torn between fighting games, where my successes and failures are solely on my own shoulders, and team games where my contribution is only part of the equation.
Team games let me impress others with skillful play, but can be a drag if someone throws.
Self-Determinism vs. Collectivism
Team games let me impress others with skillful play, but can be a drag if someone throws.
Self-Determinism vs. Collectivism
Folks critiquing California (the state I live in) doesn't bother me for 3 reasons:
1) Critiquing something is how it gets better.
2) There are legit issues that thankfully do get addressed and in smart ways.
3) No one even thinks about problems in places like Iowa or Alabama. They're left to rot.
1) Critiquing something is how it gets better.
2) There are legit issues that thankfully do get addressed and in smart ways.
3) No one even thinks about problems in places like Iowa or Alabama. They're left to rot.
February 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Folks critiquing California (the state I live in) doesn't bother me for 3 reasons:
1) Critiquing something is how it gets better.
2) There are legit issues that thankfully do get addressed and in smart ways.
3) No one even thinks about problems in places like Iowa or Alabama. They're left to rot.
1) Critiquing something is how it gets better.
2) There are legit issues that thankfully do get addressed and in smart ways.
3) No one even thinks about problems in places like Iowa or Alabama. They're left to rot.
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I don't CARE how dummy thick Overwatch made their new tank, or that they put her in a pencil skirt, I haven't touched that damn game in 10 years and I'm not going back.
My productivity would go in the toilet for the rest of the year if I did, SO STOP TRYING TO HACK MY BRAINNNN
My productivity would go in the toilet for the rest of the year if I did, SO STOP TRYING TO HACK MY BRAINNNN
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I don't CARE how dummy thick Overwatch made their new tank, or that they put her in a pencil skirt, I haven't touched that damn game in 10 years and I'm not going back.
My productivity would go in the toilet for the rest of the year if I did, SO STOP TRYING TO HACK MY BRAINNNN
My productivity would go in the toilet for the rest of the year if I did, SO STOP TRYING TO HACK MY BRAINNNN
It is absolutely unreal how much people are sleeping on 28 Years Later and it's sequel, Bone Temple.
You've got two of the most harrowing Zombie (infected) films in DECADES and they're...underperforming? Wtf.
A crime that future viewers will look back and be stunned by.
Howzat?
You've got two of the most harrowing Zombie (infected) films in DECADES and they're...underperforming? Wtf.
A crime that future viewers will look back and be stunned by.
Howzat?
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 AM
It is absolutely unreal how much people are sleeping on 28 Years Later and it's sequel, Bone Temple.
You've got two of the most harrowing Zombie (infected) films in DECADES and they're...underperforming? Wtf.
A crime that future viewers will look back and be stunned by.
Howzat?
You've got two of the most harrowing Zombie (infected) films in DECADES and they're...underperforming? Wtf.
A crime that future viewers will look back and be stunned by.
Howzat?
Flanagan did a masterful job with Gerald's Game, so I'm not saying it's impossible to do this project...but The Mist (2007) is as good as you could ever expect from the source material.
Unless he's willing to drastically expand the plot, this is pretty unnecessary and sounds like a headache to do.
Unless he's willing to drastically expand the plot, this is pretty unnecessary and sounds like a headache to do.
Mike Flanagan will write and direct a new film adaptation of Stephen King’s ‘The Mist’ for Warner Bros
It follows a group of people locked in a grocery store after a mysterious fog emerges that hides deadly creatures
It follows a group of people locked in a grocery store after a mysterious fog emerges that hides deadly creatures
February 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Flanagan did a masterful job with Gerald's Game, so I'm not saying it's impossible to do this project...but The Mist (2007) is as good as you could ever expect from the source material.
Unless he's willing to drastically expand the plot, this is pretty unnecessary and sounds like a headache to do.
Unless he's willing to drastically expand the plot, this is pretty unnecessary and sounds like a headache to do.
Saw a post about banning kids from going to drag shows.
I reminded folks that Shakespeare's plays had men in drag for all female characters.
Then some guy, full of confident ignorance, said "kids weren't attending those"
BITCH, 13-year-old boys played women because their voices hadn't changed. 🤦
I reminded folks that Shakespeare's plays had men in drag for all female characters.
Then some guy, full of confident ignorance, said "kids weren't attending those"
BITCH, 13-year-old boys played women because their voices hadn't changed. 🤦
February 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Saw a post about banning kids from going to drag shows.
I reminded folks that Shakespeare's plays had men in drag for all female characters.
Then some guy, full of confident ignorance, said "kids weren't attending those"
BITCH, 13-year-old boys played women because their voices hadn't changed. 🤦
I reminded folks that Shakespeare's plays had men in drag for all female characters.
Then some guy, full of confident ignorance, said "kids weren't attending those"
BITCH, 13-year-old boys played women because their voices hadn't changed. 🤦
The next Friday the 13th movie should drop Jason onto Epstein's island and have him massacre all the people on the flight logs.
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
The next Friday the 13th movie should drop Jason onto Epstein's island and have him massacre all the people on the flight logs.
We never discovered who let the dogs out, of course society is collapsing.
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
We never discovered who let the dogs out, of course society is collapsing.
I've forgotten what it feels like to chew 5 gum.
February 10, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I've forgotten what it feels like to chew 5 gum.
No healthcare, Fox News only, Final Destination.
February 10, 2026 at 1:08 AM
No healthcare, Fox News only, Final Destination.
It finally happened. I officially have no idea what the fuck any of this means.
I am old.
I am old.
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
It finally happened. I officially have no idea what the fuck any of this means.
I am old.
I am old.
Netflix: 0 Shrek movies.
Hulu: 0 Shrek movies.
TUBI: 3 SHREK MOVIES.
Hulu: 0 Shrek movies.
TUBI: 3 SHREK MOVIES.
February 9, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Netflix: 0 Shrek movies.
Hulu: 0 Shrek movies.
TUBI: 3 SHREK MOVIES.
Hulu: 0 Shrek movies.
TUBI: 3 SHREK MOVIES.
Saw an ad for an AI tool that can "help writers with world building." It almost made me spit in disgust.
The whole point of being a writer is to use your own fucking brain.
PLUS, you can have the most expensive world building notes at your fingertips...but then you actually have to tell the story.
The whole point of being a writer is to use your own fucking brain.
PLUS, you can have the most expensive world building notes at your fingertips...but then you actually have to tell the story.
February 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Saw an ad for an AI tool that can "help writers with world building." It almost made me spit in disgust.
The whole point of being a writer is to use your own fucking brain.
PLUS, you can have the most expensive world building notes at your fingertips...but then you actually have to tell the story.
The whole point of being a writer is to use your own fucking brain.
PLUS, you can have the most expensive world building notes at your fingertips...but then you actually have to tell the story.
So glad we've moved past the "girls with big butts are gross" attitude that was all over the 2000's.
If you think we've gone too overboard in the other direction, then you have no idea how much flagrant boob stuff was flug around back in the day.
Rewatch Bleach sometime and tell me it ain't true.
If you think we've gone too overboard in the other direction, then you have no idea how much flagrant boob stuff was flug around back in the day.
Rewatch Bleach sometime and tell me it ain't true.
February 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
So glad we've moved past the "girls with big butts are gross" attitude that was all over the 2000's.
If you think we've gone too overboard in the other direction, then you have no idea how much flagrant boob stuff was flug around back in the day.
Rewatch Bleach sometime and tell me it ain't true.
If you think we've gone too overboard in the other direction, then you have no idea how much flagrant boob stuff was flug around back in the day.
Rewatch Bleach sometime and tell me it ain't true.