Brian Cartwright
@rewindfee.com
Part of Impossible Coin
He/Him
“You yell 'Barracuda,' everybody says 'Huh? What?' Yell 'Shark,' we've got a panic on our hands on the 4th of July.”
I love film! My passions run toward horror, naturalism, microbudget, & emotional authenticity
He/Him
“You yell 'Barracuda,' everybody says 'Huh? What?' Yell 'Shark,' we've got a panic on our hands on the 4th of July.”
I love film! My passions run toward horror, naturalism, microbudget, & emotional authenticity
TFW you realize selecting romantic partners for either anaclitic or narcissistic reasons is terrible in your case but there’s nothing you can do about it.
January 28, 2026 at 5:28 PM
TFW you realize selecting romantic partners for either anaclitic or narcissistic reasons is terrible in your case but there’s nothing you can do about it.
Barely escaped layoffs today. I hate this timeline.
January 28, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Barely escaped layoffs today. I hate this timeline.
Have not watched anywhere near the full nominee slate because I’ve been too busy with silent film and historically important porn. I’m very excited to not have a Hamnet take and aim to keep it that way.
January 24, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Have not watched anywhere near the full nominee slate because I’ve been too busy with silent film and historically important porn. I’m very excited to not have a Hamnet take and aim to keep it that way.
The Shining
The Thing
Scarface
Ishtar
The Blair Witch Project
Showgirls
The Razzies are nothing but petty cruelty by people who don’t know ball. Fuck ‘em.
The Thing
Scarface
Ishtar
The Blair Witch Project
Showgirls
The Razzies are nothing but petty cruelty by people who don’t know ball. Fuck ‘em.
January 21, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The Shining
The Thing
Scarface
Ishtar
The Blair Witch Project
Showgirls
The Razzies are nothing but petty cruelty by people who don’t know ball. Fuck ‘em.
The Thing
Scarface
Ishtar
The Blair Witch Project
Showgirls
The Razzies are nothing but petty cruelty by people who don’t know ball. Fuck ‘em.
Spent most of Pillion wanting to rescue Harry Melling and take him for an ice cream sundae. You deserve better, sweet boy.
January 20, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Spent most of Pillion wanting to rescue Harry Melling and take him for an ice cream sundae. You deserve better, sweet boy.
Affleck and Damon have the kind of easy repartee that makes you believe their characters have known each other for decades. Carnahan’s Scumbag Good Will Hunting x Miami Vice never rises to his Scumbag Rio Bravo. Sasha Calle is particularly good and the action delivers.
January 18, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Affleck and Damon have the kind of easy repartee that makes you believe their characters have known each other for decades. Carnahan’s Scumbag Good Will Hunting x Miami Vice never rises to his Scumbag Rio Bravo. Sasha Calle is particularly good and the action delivers.
Watched Trainspotting for the first time since high school. Boyle’s not interested in coupling examination of addiction into a Hays Code morality play (like Aronofsky). Truth like the bottom isn’t lonely and getting clean isn’t morally good hit hard. Shot gorgeously.
January 18, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Watched Trainspotting for the first time since high school. Boyle’s not interested in coupling examination of addiction into a Hays Code morality play (like Aronofsky). Truth like the bottom isn’t lonely and getting clean isn’t morally good hit hard. Shot gorgeously.
Me, emerging from a cave: So what’s the drama with the fans of the gay hockey show?
*someone explains the drama*
Me: Huh.
*goes back in cave forever*
*someone explains the drama*
Me: Huh.
*goes back in cave forever*
January 15, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Me, emerging from a cave: So what’s the drama with the fans of the gay hockey show?
*someone explains the drama*
Me: Huh.
*goes back in cave forever*
*someone explains the drama*
Me: Huh.
*goes back in cave forever*
Kind of overwhelmed by *waves hand towards world* but feel bad saying so because of my visible and invisible privilege. I’m the only white dude on my street and there was a ruckus earlier and my first thought was “ICE?” Turns out the guy across the street had a jack collapse.
January 15, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Kind of overwhelmed by *waves hand towards world* but feel bad saying so because of my visible and invisible privilege. I’m the only white dude on my street and there was a ruckus earlier and my first thought was “ICE?” Turns out the guy across the street had a jack collapse.
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Speaking of @fangoria.bsky.social , I was proud (and nervous) to interview MAN FINDS TAPE's own @gholson.bsky.social for the latest issue. It's been a long time since I was on the writing side of something and I hope I did a good job. Thanks to @philnobilejr.bsky.social for the opportunity ❤️
January 14, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Speaking of @fangoria.bsky.social , I was proud (and nervous) to interview MAN FINDS TAPE's own @gholson.bsky.social for the latest issue. It's been a long time since I was on the writing side of something and I hope I did a good job. Thanks to @philnobilejr.bsky.social for the opportunity ❤️
I’m Chevy Chase And You’re Not is profoundly sad. Instead of being a simple hatchet job collecting bastard stories it offers a portrait of man floating by on annual Christmas Vacation repertoire screenings disconnected from the world. It’s asks, “yeah, he’s shit but aren’t we all?”
January 10, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I’m Chevy Chase And You’re Not is profoundly sad. Instead of being a simple hatchet job collecting bastard stories it offers a portrait of man floating by on annual Christmas Vacation repertoire screenings disconnected from the world. It’s asks, “yeah, he’s shit but aren’t we all?”
When did the myth of D.W. Griffith as film’s foremost early pioneer get started? Did he actively spread it or did it happen after his death?
January 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
When did the myth of D.W. Griffith as film’s foremost early pioneer get started? Did he actively spread it or did it happen after his death?
I had somehow never heard of the “Walter White froze in the Volvo” theory until people started talking about the “secret” Stranger Things finale. JJ Abrams and Damon Lindelof fried people’s ability to treat television as anything but an escape room.
January 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I had somehow never heard of the “Walter White froze in the Volvo” theory until people started talking about the “secret” Stranger Things finale. JJ Abrams and Damon Lindelof fried people’s ability to treat television as anything but an escape room.
I’m absolutely convinced that at some point there was a version of the Marty Supreme script where he was just a Smash Bros. Melee player trying to get to EVO.
January 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I’m absolutely convinced that at some point there was a version of the Marty Supreme script where he was just a Smash Bros. Melee player trying to get to EVO.
One time my father told me all aliens in science fiction looked like human genitalia or butts because “all people are horny constantly”.
I was ten and this was his chosen preamble to the birds and bees talk. I reject his hypothesis.
I was ten and this was his chosen preamble to the birds and bees talk. I reject his hypothesis.
January 1, 2026 at 11:17 PM
One time my father told me all aliens in science fiction looked like human genitalia or butts because “all people are horny constantly”.
I was ten and this was his chosen preamble to the birds and bees talk. I reject his hypothesis.
I was ten and this was his chosen preamble to the birds and bees talk. I reject his hypothesis.
To everyone scaring my cat with fireworks please fuck yourselves.
January 1, 2026 at 6:58 AM
To everyone scaring my cat with fireworks please fuck yourselves.
Top actors and directors of the year. Look, I’m just going to go ahead and say it. It’s embarrassing that David Fincher is in my top ten most watched directors of the year and I pledge before god and everyone to do better next year.
December 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Top actors and directors of the year. Look, I’m just going to go ahead and say it. It’s embarrassing that David Fincher is in my top ten most watched directors of the year and I pledge before god and everyone to do better next year.
I’m stuck in a conversation with Zoomers trying to decide who was the most fuckable US President. They’re crushed because they’ve decided that Franklin Pierce’s policy positions make him unfuckable.
December 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I’m stuck in a conversation with Zoomers trying to decide who was the most fuckable US President. They’re crushed because they’ve decided that Franklin Pierce’s policy positions make him unfuckable.
Film Sky, going to need to know your fast food go-to.
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Film Sky, going to need to know your fast food go-to.
I used to read Bad Santa’s ending as nihilism but it ain’t! It’s a rejection of hollow sentimentality. It tells us sometimes the best we can hope for is little moments of connection and stalemate with our own self destruction.
December 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I used to read Bad Santa’s ending as nihilism but it ain’t! It’s a rejection of hollow sentimentality. It tells us sometimes the best we can hope for is little moments of connection and stalemate with our own self destruction.