richard the red
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Wait, have we always been at war with Eurasia?
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Wait, have we always been at war with Eurasia?
Thus spaketh Zeno: “And as the precision approaches infinity the time it would take to point in that direction also approaches infinity”
If you could point in an arbitrarily precise direction you could encode the complete works of Shakespeare in the decimal places of a vector
December 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Thus spaketh Zeno: “And as the precision approaches infinity the time it would take to point in that direction also approaches infinity”
If you could point in an arbitrarily precise direction you could encode the complete works of Shakespeare in the decimal places of a vector
December 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If you could point in an arbitrarily precise direction you could encode the complete works of Shakespeare in the decimal places of a vector
There’s a chemical they put in the water that makes the Yuletide gay
December 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
There’s a chemical they put in the water that makes the Yuletide gay
why can't openai just ask chatgpt how to be profitable?
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
why can't openai just ask chatgpt how to be profitable?
my new backup drive sounds like a mouse eating through the walls
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
my new backup drive sounds like a mouse eating through the walls
if you don't hate the code you wrote last month, you haven't learned anything since then
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
if you don't hate the code you wrote last month, you haven't learned anything since then
Like, I knew theoretically that Pidgin was a spoken language, and maybe you could try to write that down, but never in a million years expected to be able to understand it, because it turns out Pidgin is just English with a few emoji words. Oh, and it's a BBC news option. www.bbc.com/pidgin/artic...
Tariff latest update: Cocoa, Green tea, and oda food products wey Donald Trump comot from tariff - BBC News Pidgin
Di executive order wey allow products like cocoa, coffee and bananas escape tariffs dey come as Trump administration dey face mounting pressure ova rising prices.
www.bbc.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Like, I knew theoretically that Pidgin was a spoken language, and maybe you could try to write that down, but never in a million years expected to be able to understand it, because it turns out Pidgin is just English with a few emoji words. Oh, and it's a BBC news option. www.bbc.com/pidgin/artic...
I love Minnesota Back Mudroom Refrigerator season. It’s just before Minnesota Back Mudroom Freezer season which is significantly longer.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I love Minnesota Back Mudroom Refrigerator season. It’s just before Minnesota Back Mudroom Freezer season which is significantly longer.
The squirrel without a tail digging up my potted plants proves that squirrels do not need tails to be assholes
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The squirrel without a tail digging up my potted plants proves that squirrels do not need tails to be assholes
What if 3I/Atlas is a mothership and when they ask to speak to the leader of the free world and he gives them Trump 2028 baseball hats?
October 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
What if 3I/Atlas is a mothership and when they ask to speak to the leader of the free world and he gives them Trump 2028 baseball hats?
embrace your inner gollum, precious
October 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
embrace your inner gollum, precious
I'm sorry, we have always bought cars from eurasia, not eastasia
we have always bought cars from eastasia
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm sorry, we have always bought cars from eurasia, not eastasia
wtf these bots have thousands of followers
October 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
wtf these bots have thousands of followers
we have always bought cars from eastasia
October 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
we have always bought cars from eastasia
If I learned nothing else from Pale Green Pants it’s that dark matter is just as afraid of you as you are of it. To dark matter you’re the dark matter.
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
If I learned nothing else from Pale Green Pants it’s that dark matter is just as afraid of you as you are of it. To dark matter you’re the dark matter.
Judges would also have accepted i
September 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Judges would also have accepted i
Which direction does a one-dimensional object spin? Wu.
September 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Which direction does a one-dimensional object spin? Wu.
The stars are flying away from us, while simultaneously we are flying away from the stars.
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The stars are flying away from us, while simultaneously we are flying away from the stars.
We are both spinning in the universe, and standing still as the universe spins around us.
September 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
We are both spinning in the universe, and standing still as the universe spins around us.
Memes are just photorealistic cartoons
September 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Memes are just photorealistic cartoons
I am at the center of a 3D 1:1 map of the universe
September 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I am at the center of a 3D 1:1 map of the universe
Everything else is in between
September 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Everything else is in between
There is peace in doing, and there is peace in not doing.
September 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
There is peace in doing, and there is peace in not doing.