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Richard Seltzer
@richardseltzer.bsky.social
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Author of two dozen books. Writing stories for 70 years. I've been editor, novelist, Russian translator, parttime spy, Internet evangelist, and ebook entrepreneur. http://www.seltzerbooks.com https://www.amazon.com/One-Family-Richard-Seltzer/dp/1959621211
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 10h
Perhaps in the MAGA world,
the "Statue of Liberty"
should be armed
not with a torch,
but with a Porsche.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 11h
Rembrandt has come back from the dead
to go into business
competing with Apple
with his Night Watch.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 13h
Helping build Atlantika online museum.
It's stimulating being introduced to many aspects of human life that I had never heard of before. Separate dots, hundreds of them scattered across the world and across millennia, and my fundamental need to connect dots.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 14h
She decided to become a scientist
because she liked spermentation.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 1d
@agathachocolats.bsky.social
Quoth the Raven -- Have a knife day.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 1d
Please note that is "BREAKING FAKE NEWS." It is a joke, but it is all too plausible.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 1d
I just published this article at Medium --
medium.com/@seltzer_573...
The Evolution of Gods
Same God, New Job Description
medium.com
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 1d
Trump says --
"Give me a hammer and I'll find you nails.
Give me ICE, and I'll find you illegal immigrants.
Give me DOJ, and I'll find you felons."
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 1d
She didn't know that the scale
he gave her was remote controlled
and that he had the remote.
Every day they made love, she lost a pound,
and every day they didn't, she gained a pound.
Soon they were having sex every day.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 1d
She studied anatomy
and learned
that when the chemistry is right
physics can be wonderful.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 1d
BREAKING FAKE NEWS:
By executive order,
Trump is permanently moving the White House to Florida.
He explained that DC was startup capital.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 2d
Trump wants to send troops to Vaccine Nation.
But he can't find it on rhe map.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 2d
Didn't Socrates say: "Nothing in moderation --
the golden extreme."
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 3d
She didn't play the field.
She preferred the felt.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 4d
LIMITED TIME OFFER -- FREE BOOKS AS PDFS
(At age 79, readers are more important to me than book sales). Request by email [email protected]
Description and editorial reviews at Amazon.
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In Flux
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 4d
The bell of the ball.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 4d
Trump as super hero --
The man of steal.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 4d
Soon after they connected online,
he asked if she'd like to meet.
She replied that she would rather vegetable.
So they went out for drinks
and enjoyed dessert together.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 4d
Three guys named "Quantum"
started a garage.
They called it "Quantum Mechanics."
They hope to win a Nobel Prize.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 4d
Trump has sentencing problems.
He has no idea how to construct a sentence,
much less how to speak truth.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 4d
LIMITED TIME OFFER -- FREE BOOKS AS PDFS
(At age 79, readers are more important to me than book sales). Request by email [email protected]
Description and editorial reviews at Amazon.
www.amazon.com/Flux-Richard...
In Flux
In Flux [Seltzer, Richard, Seltzer, Tim] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. In Flux
www.amazon.com
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 4d
@agathachocolats.bsky.social
Missing-in-action figure.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 5d
When the financier went to strip shows,
he focused on the bottom line.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 5d
In my final year of high school, I was a "senior".
Now, 60 years later, I'm a senior again.
But it doesn't feel the same.
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Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 5d
Correction -- Two fired-up, highly-motivated defenders overplayed, tackling with unnecessary roughness. They deserved those 15-yard penalties. But in the long run, that enthusiasm paid off, and the Pats won the game.