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Rich May
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Actor, Musician, Sportsman, Poet, Writer, Fighter, Lover, Liar - Pictures taken on #Pixel9ProXL.
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S’cuse me guvnor? Spare a little cash for me Christmas offerings? A plethora of possibilities, all of them silly, sweary, naughty but niche…

Oh. And a fat redbreasted BORB…

All drawn by me using me paints and stuff (with some nods to pop culture here and there)

Dippyfishcards.etsy.com

#bsnm 🎅
Partridge in a tree with swearing pear dudes - saying words like WANKER, COCK, SHIT AND (my personal fave) MINGE! Rude-olph, Santa Cthulhu, Use the Fork Luke, Christmas KISS rockin’ robins, Derry Christmas from Pennywise, FAT WOBIN BORB, two Great White JAWSOME Cards and Walkies in a Winter Wonderland happy Christmas doggy card
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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One from the recent snows of one of my favourite Teesdale views. In the foreground is Falcon Clints and the river Tees. Beyond is Meldon Hill, Great and Little Dun Fell, with Cross Fell on the right of skyline.

#teesdale #landscapephotography #winter #snow #countydurham #northpennines #durhamdales
A snow scene with a craggy hillside of russet coloured moorland and dark crags, below a blue sky with lines of cloud. The overall scene is one of a wild remote landscape.
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Jimmy Cliff in the 1972 film The Harder They Come (1972), which introduced Jamaican reggae music to an international audience

#RIPJimmyCliff
Photo of a man dressed in a yellow shirt and yellow flat cap walking with a bicycle along a ramshackle street.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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RIP Jimmy
Jimmy Cliff The Harder They Come soundtrack album cover
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Look at this idiot. #snow #dog #snowdog #teesdsle #northpennines
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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You will potentially enjoy this. Trailer by @matryer.bsky.social.
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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A light dusting on the hills but still green in the Dale. #Teesdale #NorthPennines @northpennines.bsky.social
The view up Teesdale from Eggleston Bank. Some light snow is visible in the field in the foreground and on the higher hill tops in the distance. In between the snow bands the valley bottom is a lush green
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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I've mentioned this quietly, but - since the summer my hobby has been making this ambitious murder mystery podcast. A story. Narrated by me, with a mouthwatering cast. Partly interactive. Trailer is coming tomorrow but if you like the sound of this, please follow @murderbastard.bsky.social.
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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It's been a wet 24 hours up here and the #Tees is about as full as I've seen it in 4 years
Spot 1 last March. The river is fairly low and only flowing through the narrow central channel Spot 2 in April. The river is diverting around some trees and forming a narrow channel to the right Spot 1 this morning. The river is raging down and has more than filled the gorge that can be seen in photo 1 Spot 2 this afternoon. The river has covered the gravel beach by a metre or more and is flowing both side of the trees leaving them on an island
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Views from the #Dunoon - #Gourock #ferry, #Scotland
Sea, mountains and clouds On board the ferry The other ferry passing the opposite direction at the bottom of a hazy rainbow Houses and a church clinging to the gap between the hills and the sea
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Always good to have a fly by past #Saltburn (the real one) when visiting one of my schools
The funicular railway looking down to the sea and the pier with one of the cars just about to reach the top A view across Saltburn beach with pier and cliffs
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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@impq.bsky.social in other news I asked AI what Steve would look like if he was in the country life butter ads. The result was, of course, quite shit.
A Real Cunty Live One
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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@impq.bsky.social can't believe that Alice missed out the friendship between Bruce and that famous Scottish Heavy Metal Band singer Mr Derek Dick. Pictured here at a Fishy wedding.

She clearly needs to spend more time doing your work for you rather than all that woke caring nonsense
Paul and Derek
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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A film you've seen more than seven times, with a gif
November 3, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Happy Halloween!
A pixel art illustration of Frankenstein’s Monster that I drew for Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Some lovely small #cloudinversions in #Teesdale this morning in the Balder and Lune valleys
Clouds sit low over Selset Reservoir whilst clear blue skies above make a bright scene of the moorland behind a dry stone wall (with stile) in the foreground A dry stone wall in the foreground in front of some grassy moorland with a line of trees in the middle distance and behind it a line of low lying cloud above Hury Reservoir Henry the Springador stands on a dry stone wall in front of some grassy moorland and the line of low clouds over the Balderdale Reservoirs A country lane leads downhill past a small barn whilst the bright morning shines through some light upper clouds whilst a line of white cloud sits in the Balderdale valley above Hury Reservoir
October 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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A #lakedistrict wander up to Bowscale Fell. We were going to go further across to Blencathra but the weather was awful at the top so for safety sake we came back down
The Beast of Bowscale Fell. Henry the hound sitting in the middle of the cairn at the top of Bowscale Fell Sunshine over Mungrisdale. On a cloudy day the sun is breaking through some clouds and shining brightly over the village of Mungrisdale and surrounding fields Here's what you could have won. Henry standing in front of the hills around Blencathra Rainbow over Bowscale
October 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Morning
A deer is standing very properly on the skyline but hiding in-between some trees and bushes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Nice pint of #Wainwright in the The Rose and Crown at #Romaldkirk as usual However I'm sure Alfred would be amused they serve a beer named after him in there

"The Rose and Crown was out of the question for me. It looked much too fine and expensive and would have scrutinised me from head to foot"
A, mostly supped, pint of Wainwright beer
October 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Edward Phillips posters have produced 'Mileage Chart' - a map taking in over 200 UK and Irish locations mentioned in #HMHB songs, including a key to which album each appear on. Methodical. www.edwardphilips.co.uk/vintage-rail...
October 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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@impq.bsky.social bastards..look what you made me buy. Used to have the VHS somewhere but never just the audio. Didn't want a physical copy but it was cheaper than the MP3. Now ripped, so forward this on and if anyone (in UK) wants it I'll stick it in a jiffy bag with a 2nd class large letter stamp
Maiden England CD
October 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Exploring the third and final of the English Curry Stool #trigpoint #ordnancesurvey. See the alt text of Henry telling me about them for more info
Henry sitting on the central point of the curry stool (a triangular concrete base) with Cow Green reservoir visible in the low clouds behind him Just the curry stool showing it's three legged form with a central bolt indicating the datum point "you see up here on the peat moorland a regular trig point would sink so instead they drove three deep rods into the bedrock and then put a concrete triangular cap on top from which to survey"
October 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Ah Spice Girls - finally one I remember - though barely for this track #totp
October 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Person opposite me on the train has a water bottle on the table. Is this just wear and tear or deliberate defacement?
A "contigo" bottle with a part of one of the letters scratched out
October 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I'm no particular fan of Alice Roberts but I'm not at The Guardian levels of trying to deny her existence.
October 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM