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NSFW alt account. Expect vore, bondage, peril, OC shenanigans, and whatever else I and my perpetually-in-flux tastes feel like at any given point. No minors plz. SFW account: @riftwitch.bsky.social

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RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 4h

Good girls get big burgers.

Dormina belongs to @seventhcrow.bsky.social

The "Sailor Mercury caught eating a burger" meme featuring Dormina.

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 6h

The Dance of the Three Snakes. Featuring @sirkinkstradingco.bsky.social 's Ruki & Amaro.

Kind of an older drawing that I'm pleased with some elements of, and dissatisfied with others.

Ryla, having taken the form of a lamia/gorgon type creature, enjoys a hemipene double-blowjob, courtesy of Ruki and Amaro.

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 20h

I still advise seeing things for yourself and forming your own opinions. Don't let people on the internet tell you what to like.
Not even cool girls like me.

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 21h

Okay, maybe not if you count The Eden Formula as a Carnosaur movie. Primitive War was better than The Eden Formula. But that's it!

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 21h

Finally saw Primitive War!

I am being 100% sincere when I say that not only do the worst of the Jurassic World movies blow it out of the water, but so do the worst of the Carnosaur movies.

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 21h

Finally saw Primitive War!

I am being 100% sincere when I say that not only do the worst of the Jurassic World movies blow it out of the water, but so do the worst of the Carnosaur movies.

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 1d

"I am not so much disappointed as I am blinded with rage."

Amphurious @amphurious.bsky.social · 1d

"It's just a little _____, it's still good, it's still good!" when I drop food or eat something that's a bit overcooked or slightly past its expiration date.

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 10d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck yes, do it!

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Mys. Ströhman @msstrohman.bsky.social · 1d

On another note, having Mer-Ströhm drawn again gave me some old excitement to finally touch up her design. Really wanna push that deep-sea vibe into a proper part of her as opposed to an aesthetic on top of a normal mermaid look.

I like the idea of an elastic stomach that snaps back to crush prey~

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 2d

This one gives me powerful "Bloody Pit of Horror" vibes. It's just the general atmosphere.

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 2d

We homebrewed our OCs for a game of Camp Grizzly. Which was tantamount to roleplaying a session of a slasher movie AU, when you get right down to it.

Ryla gained a stalker, and I gained a hankerin' for some toxic yuri~

Ryla, in her underwear, tied to a bed in what appears to be a summer cabin, while a scrawny, filthy, pale-skinned woman with eyes hidden by her bangs crawls menacingly over her, her minidress falling up to reveal she isn't wearing underwear. She grins as Ryla looks on in mixed emotion.

Ryla and Dirty revealing their diegetic feelings on this scenario.

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 2d

It was extremely casual. Most of the shoppers around us just thought it was rude. Even the victims seemed more offended than frightened.

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 2d

I had a dream that I was showing @cha0sparadox.bsky.social around my new apartment, only to find that it connected directly to a mall via one of the bedrooms.
We proceeded to eat sixteen shoppers.

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 2d

I had a dream that I was showing @cha0sparadox.bsky.social around my new apartment, only to find that it connected directly to a mall via one of the bedrooms.
We proceeded to eat sixteen shoppers.

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 3d

Gretamorphosis is right, your dynamic poses are KILLER.

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 3d

I would never trust someone telling me this, but I choose to trust you.

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 3d

The Legion DBD skin where they're all fused into one body, with faces and hands protruding out from the flesh makes me uncomfortably horny.

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 5d

TFW you're done with the voreplay and the bondage and the objectification, and the person you were using as a toy/obliterating with your stomach goes back to being your equal and they let you have it.

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The REAL naomi H @naomihofficial.bsky.social · May 26

Many of you

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 7d

stuffing kink, or consumerism,

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 6d

Making Blake fat helped a lot too.

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 7d

There are many factors at play, and I am on a bit of an upswing atm, so we'll have to see how long it lasts, but I feel like drawing so much Julius has made me a little more able to stomach male preds.

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 7d

If the world didn't want to see me throw open the curtains with my tits out, it shouldn't have made me so tired and busty.

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 8d

Experimenting with a few things.

Julius, the smug prick, waddling through a stylized countryside, picking his teeth with his talons, as he sports an immense, cartoonish monobutt-styled belly. The greyed and crossed out faces of four alien women surround him, indicating the meals that have left him in this state.

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Evil Fucking Skeleton Bea @thebstandsforbelly.bsky.social · 9d

“What these sounds mean, he thought, is: I am alive and so are you. And we're all very worried that we might not be alive for much longer, so we'll just keep talking, because that's better than thinking.”

- Terry Pratchett, 𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴

Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 9d

This Tumblr user summarizes something I've been feeling/doing lately. Against everything going on, it somehow feels helpful.

User homoquartz writes: as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now."
Small talk isn't to get to know a person. It's just a greeting to affirm you're buddies in the universe. I am motivated by wanting the other person to know I am friendly, so I have gotten pretty decent at small tall when I used to hate it.

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 9d

RiftBitch @riftbitch.bsky.social · 9d

@thebstandsforbelly.bsky.social 's evil skeleton is somehow even fatter than the rest of her.