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rileydefiley.bsky.social
Riley 🌤
@rileydefiley.bsky.social
Freelance funeral clown and topwater troglodyte 🖤 Lifelong pro wrestling fan ✨️ // She/They 🏳️‍⚧️ // 29 // pfp: rocklinarts on IG
Yt: https://youtube.com/@rileydefiley?si=852-EHVng4dXuSnI
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/rileydefiley
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Eating Captain Crunch be like 💢

I commissioned this from rocklinarts on IG ✨️ go follow them
Put your clothes back on, we're watching Necro Butcher vs. Samoa Joe
January 31, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Got my dead name dropped in the work group chat by my boss 🎉
January 29, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Hey sorry I missed your call! I had my Bluetooth connection and consciously decided the song playing was more important than whatever you had to say
January 29, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Just give me your all and I'll never let you down 💝
January 27, 2026 at 8:23 AM
I get so excited for my upcoming plans that I almost start hyperventilating 😱 I just can't wait, the future looks so bright ☀️
January 26, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I didn't have a rubber mallet handy to assemble a dresser I bought, but I *did* make it happen with a claw hammer, a pair of knee pads, and a dream
January 23, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Carpenter's Delight
April 23, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Was cooking up a story in my head at work only to realize I was pretty much just reverse engineering the first act of Undertale
January 22, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Stay angry, make some art, help someone out
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 AM
So many aspect of Blender came to me so easily, which makes the fact that I still struggle with geometry nodes and baking normal maps all the more frustrating. I've still yet to do either entirely by myself without a tutorial, I'm hoping this will be the year that they both finally click for me
January 20, 2026 at 9:19 AM
I've got so many awesome things planned for this year stretching out to summer and I can't find the words to express how excited and content I am with the trajectory of things in life right now. I feel safe and secure, balanced. I feel like things are going to just keep getting better ✨️
January 18, 2026 at 9:25 AM
They're going to send me to speech therapy for my clown laugh, and if that doesn't work they are going to try advanced interrogation techniques
January 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
In my own lane, eating onion rings at the diner, listening to Journey, oh hey my daughter just walked i-
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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🙂
January 12, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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Good night everybody
January 6, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Happy birthday to my wonderful, sweet, and incredibly talented boyfriend @mhorti.bsky.social ✨️✨️✨️ I'm so grateful for you every single day 💘
January 4, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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🎶 twin high maintenance machines 🎶
January 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Do you think it would be considered a power play to hit the Coffin Drop into oncoming traffic during a routine traffic stop?
January 2, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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me this morning
March 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
It's about to get so fucking jolly in this bitch
a cartoon character wearing a santa hat and a yellow jacket
ALT: a cartoon character wearing a santa hat and a yellow jacket
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December 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I'm years late to the party but Noita fuckin *rips* 🤩
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
This art goes fucking crazy and I'm infinitely grateful I'm dating my favorite artist 💘
a recreation of The Fallen Angel by Alexandre Cabanel but as my lovely girlfriend :)

#myart

@rileydefiley.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I saw a Nissan Leaf for sale and it's taking everything I've got to not just scoop it up 😭 bruh I cannot do a car like that where I'm living but I WANT IT
December 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
SKEEWOAH
December 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM