Safer Paper
@risottodazoto.bsky.social
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a god/semi-sentient mushroom with delusions of grandeur https://archiveofourown.org/users/XpaperplaneX
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Just now Mogget and I got into an argument about whether or not he should be allowed to eat razor blades. They sound like cheese, so therefore they must be cheese. Why am I so mean?

It's a good thing they're cute.
I was barbecuing the other evening and silently commiserating with my fellow stupid pet owner across the alley. Where's the ball? There's the ball! Go get it! No here! Here it is! Here's the ball! No here!
Right? RIGHT??? I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!! I may be considered a villain now, but history will absolve me in the end.
There was an axe for each of us under the sink in case Billy escaped from his house.
I went camping in a caboose! It was even better than expected! I got to sleep in the cupola! I'm making this my annual birthday tradition.
My takeaway is I should tag less and be more belligerent about it.
I'M GOING CAMPING IN A CABOOSE!!!!
I’m very sad about needing to wear a jacket and shoes this past week. Please may I have summer again? -1 is too cold for sandals.
I hear you do sometimes forget 😂
You have to tag diameter too. I'm both Imperial and metric. People need to know if it's a big stretch or a beeeeeeeeg stretch or they could be triggered.
That's so kind! I woke up to your comments and I'm really glad you're enjoying it!
Maybe his socks slipped down and now he's really uncomfortable with his squished up socks under the arches of his feet and is just waiting for a chance to fix them.
It's HR's job to turn on the heat. New HR guy has not turned on the heat. It's cold 😡
As a failed artist, that seems smart to me
I found this in my discord that I jot notes down in. I have zero recollection.
I’m not ready for either, to be honest. I had to turn the outside light on when I left this morning. I may have to wear socks and shoes tomorrow. A tragedy. I’m trying to use up food in the freezer, which is not conducive to collapses of society which say you should have a full freezer.
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Take me home, Rude!! #shinrafuckers #Rdrn

Happy Birthday, @manta.bsky.social! lol, thanks for all the rdrn content <3
Wow. I’m impressed you even attempted it. Well done!
Happy birthday!!! 🎈🍰
He runs out of room and sticks one to his forehead
I'm doing my best to get through FFXVI and I can't stop picturing Clive with all his seals of loyalty to this group and that stuck to his outfit like a six year old girl's sticker book.
Those are really nice disembodied dicks drawn without the consent of the disembodied fictional owners! I enjoyed the opportunity to look at fictional dicks as an adult with the ability to look at dicks without any pearls to clutch. (But really they're lovely!)