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a god/semi-sentient mushroom with delusions of grandeur https://archiveofourown.org/users/XpaperplaneX

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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 7h

Just now Mogget and I got into an argument about whether or not he should be allowed to eat razor blades. They sound like cheese, so therefore they must be cheese. Why am I so mean?

It's a good thing they're cute.

Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 7h

I was barbecuing the other evening and silently commiserating with my fellow stupid pet owner across the alley. Where's the ball? There's the ball! Go get it! No here! Here it is! Here's the ball! No here!

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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 7h

Right? RIGHT??? I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!! I may be considered a villain now, but history will absolve me in the end.

Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 1d

There was an axe for each of us under the sink in case Billy escaped from his house.

Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 1d

I went camping in a caboose! It was even better than expected! I got to sleep in the cupola! I'm making this my annual birthday tradition.

Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 1d

My takeaway is I should tag less and be more belligerent about it.

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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 2d

I'M GOING CAMPING IN A CABOOSE!!!!

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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 3d

I’m very sad about needing to wear a jacket and shoes this past week. Please may I have summer again? -1 is too cold for sandals.

Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 3d

I hear you do sometimes forget 😂

Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 3d

You have to tag diameter too. I'm both Imperial and metric. People need to know if it's a big stretch or a beeeeeeeeg stretch or they could be triggered.

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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 4d

I'm here to help! 😇

Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 4d

That's so kind! I woke up to your comments and I'm really glad you're enjoying it!

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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 4d

Aaaaasaaaa

Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 4d

Maybe his socks slipped down and now he's really uncomfortable with his squished up socks under the arches of his feet and is just waiting for a chance to fix them.

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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 13d

I fear he is 😭

Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 13d

It's HR's job to turn on the heat. New HR guy has not turned on the heat. It's cold 😡

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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 15d

As a failed artist, that seems smart to me

Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 17d

I found this in my discord that I jot notes down in. I have zero recollection.

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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 19d

I’m not ready for either, to be honest. I had to turn the outside light on when I left this morning. I may have to wear socks and shoes tomorrow. A tragedy. I’m trying to use up food in the freezer, which is not conducive to collapses of society which say you should have a full freezer.

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Deme @foolinthemoon.bsky.social · 19d

Take me home, Rude!! #shinrafuckers #Rdrn

Happy Birthday, @manta.bsky.social! lol, thanks for all the rdrn content <3

#shinrafuckers #rdrn #rudereno #rudexreno #renoxrude #renorude #ff7Turks

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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 19d

Wow. I’m impressed you even attempted it. Well done!

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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 19d

Happy birthday!!! 🎈🍰

Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 21d

He runs out of room and sticks one to his forehead

Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 21d

I'm doing my best to get through FFXVI and I can't stop picturing Clive with all his seals of loyalty to this group and that stuck to his outfit like a six year old girl's sticker book.

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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 24d

Those are really nice disembodied dicks drawn without the consent of the disembodied fictional owners! I enjoyed the opportunity to look at fictional dicks as an adult with the ability to look at dicks without any pearls to clutch. (But really they're lovely!)

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