River and Celia in Underland
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Living our queer, twisted truth. Stories, art, love, and cantankerous cats.
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I keep mistaking stillness for mercy. It never is.
The spectrum is helical & every arrow is a boomerang.
There are nights when silence moves like prey.
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November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I keep mistaking stillness for mercy. It never is.
The Golden Apple
They told us to smile. Eyes white. Teeth on show. Beam. "Ні, ні, люба. Очима. Посміхнися очима. Їм потрібно тебе бачити," I am sorry.
They told us to smile. Eyes white. Teeth on show. Beam. "Ні, ні, люба. Очима. Посміхнися очима. Їм потрібно тебе бачити," I am sorry.
The Golden Apple
They told us to smile. Eyes white. Teeth on show. Beam. "Ні, ні, люба. Очима. Посміхнися очима. Їм потрібно тебе бачити," I am sorry.
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October 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The Golden Apple
They told us to smile. Eyes white. Teeth on show. Beam. "Ні, ні, люба. Очима. Посміхнися очима. Їм потрібно тебе бачити," I am sorry.
They told us to smile. Eyes white. Teeth on show. Beam. "Ні, ні, люба. Очима. Посміхнися очима. Їм потрібно тебе бачити," I am sorry.
Sundial
River Joy September, 2025 Here, In the slant of first morning light Mangoes taste like honey and The kind of sex Gods had Before man named its master. Birds sing with abandon And a quiet grace They know what it Is to be born. And when the rain falls Giving breath To leaves That have known…
River Joy September, 2025 Here, In the slant of first morning light Mangoes taste like honey and The kind of sex Gods had Before man named its master. Birds sing with abandon And a quiet grace They know what it Is to be born. And when the rain falls Giving breath To leaves That have known…
Sundial
River Joy September, 2025 Here, In the slant of first morning light Mangoes taste like honey and The kind of sex Gods had Before man named its master. Birds sing with abandon And a quiet grace They know what it Is to be born. And when the rain falls Giving breath To leaves That have known the time of the sun, Before the clock Domesticated it. There is a stillness We must learn anew To remember.
riverandceliainunderland.com
October 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sundial
River Joy September, 2025 Here, In the slant of first morning light Mangoes taste like honey and The kind of sex Gods had Before man named its master. Birds sing with abandon And a quiet grace They know what it Is to be born. And when the rain falls Giving breath To leaves That have known…
River Joy September, 2025 Here, In the slant of first morning light Mangoes taste like honey and The kind of sex Gods had Before man named its master. Birds sing with abandon And a quiet grace They know what it Is to be born. And when the rain falls Giving breath To leaves That have known…
Finding a rhythm here in Thailand — teaching dreams on the horizon, art prints in the shop, and life settling into something like normal (with cats, of course). #ExpatLife #ThailandDiaries #ArtPrints #FantasyBooks #UnderlandCats
Dispatches from the Void. X.VIIII. Thailand Edition.
We’re settling into a routine in Thailand—the house is coming together, and I’m waiting on a volunteer post that could lead to my teaching certificate. Celia helped pull together a portfolio site, which reminded me how much my art has shifted over the years. I’m still looping Eragon at night while searching for a new epic fantasy, and we’ve found a driver, Nan, who makes errands far easier. I’ve started offering prints of my Thailand photography, and through it all, life feels both surreal and deeply grounding with Celia by my side.
riverandceliainunderland.com
September 29, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Finding a rhythm here in Thailand — teaching dreams on the horizon, art prints in the shop, and life settling into something like normal (with cats, of course). #ExpatLife #ThailandDiaries #ArtPrints #FantasyBooks #UnderlandCats
Bathroom saga finally over, sushi belts conquered, cats chasing geckos, and snails declared my new nemesis. Bangkok life = chaos + beauty. 🌀🍣🐾
#BangkokExpatLife #SushiExpress #ExpatInThailand #CatsOfThailand #HomePhotography #UnderlandDispatches #SnailWars
#BangkokExpatLife #SushiExpress #ExpatInThailand #CatsOfThailand #HomePhotography #UnderlandDispatches #SnailWars
Dispatches from the Void. X.VIIII. Thailand Edition.
Visa stress, estate agent limbo, butterfly murder, and Bar Rescue theology. We're two weeks from flying to Thailand and everything's falling apart — but at least Mowgli found catnip.
riverandceliainunderland.com
September 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Bathroom saga finally over, sushi belts conquered, cats chasing geckos, and snails declared my new nemesis. Bangkok life = chaos + beauty. 🌀🍣🐾
#BangkokExpatLife #SushiExpress #ExpatInThailand #CatsOfThailand #HomePhotography #UnderlandDispatches #SnailWars
#BangkokExpatLife #SushiExpress #ExpatInThailand #CatsOfThailand #HomePhotography #UnderlandDispatches #SnailWars
It’s been a long time since I’ve had a steady art practice, but I’m stepping back in like it’s a residency. The Faces series has been with me since college—unsettling, familiar, honest. Now I’m pushing it further into mixed media.
#ArtProcess #IndependentArtist #FacesSeries #NeurodivergentArtist #M
#ArtProcess #IndependentArtist #FacesSeries #NeurodivergentArtist #M
Dispatches from the Void: Food for Thought
River is stepping forward to focus on art while Celia teaches. After years without a steady practice, River is reclaiming the title of artist by treating life like a residency—committing to eat, sleep, and breathe art again. Process has always mattered more than finished pieces, though some works, especially from the long-running Faces series, stand out. These portraits explore tension, unease, and the experience of being neurodivergent, particularly the discomfort of eye contact. River continues to paint faces and make photographs, and is now seeking funding and residencies to expand the series with mixed media elements such as fabric and beads, pushing the work into new dimensions. #BangkokEats #ThailandFoodie #WhatToEatInThailand #BangkokTravel #SushiLovers #ShabuShabu #ArtistInThailand #PrintifyShop #FoodAndArt
riverandceliainunderland.com
September 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It’s been a long time since I’ve had a steady art practice, but I’m stepping back in like it’s a residency. The Faces series has been with me since college—unsettling, familiar, honest. Now I’m pushing it further into mixed media.
#ArtProcess #IndependentArtist #FacesSeries #NeurodivergentArtist #M
#ArtProcess #IndependentArtist #FacesSeries #NeurodivergentArtist #M
First dispatch from Thailand, a little chaotic, a lot of fun, and only mild confusion. #thailand #traveling #expat #photographer #writers
Dispatches from the Void. X.VIII. Thailand Edition.
Visa stress, estate agent limbo, butterfly murder, and Bar Rescue theology. We're two weeks from flying to Thailand and everything's falling apart — but at least Mowgli found catnip.
riverandceliainunderland.com
August 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
First dispatch from Thailand, a little chaotic, a lot of fun, and only mild confusion. #thailand #traveling #expat #photographer #writers
Aubergine. The colour of the bruise long after the violence stops and love begins to heal.
Aubergine
Aubergine. The colour of the bruise long after the violence stops and love begins to heal.
riverandceliainunderland.com
August 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Aubergine. The colour of the bruise long after the violence stops and love begins to heal.
Autistic kids come from autistic adults.
No, it’s not the nuggets.
No, it’s not your shampoo.
And no, you don’t get to define us.
Read the new piece: Autism. Not Your Diagnosis to Define.
🧠🔥
#ActuallyAutistic #NeurodivergentVoices #AutismAcceptance #Underland
#LeaveScienceToTheExperts
No, it’s not the nuggets.
No, it’s not your shampoo.
And no, you don’t get to define us.
Read the new piece: Autism. Not Your Diagnosis to Define.
🧠🔥
#ActuallyAutistic #NeurodivergentVoices #AutismAcceptance #Underland
#LeaveScienceToTheExperts
Autism. Not Your Diagnosis to Define.
They say there’s an autism “epidemic.” We say: there’s finally a name for what’s always been here. This piece isn’t here to educate pseudoscientists or calm conspiracy theorists. It’s a record. A reclamation. A reminder that autistic people don’t owe anyone an explanation—and we certainly don’t need your mother-blaming, McNugget-fuelled theories. We were autistic before you had a word for it. And we’re not asking for your permission now.
riverandceliainunderland.com
July 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Autistic kids come from autistic adults.
No, it’s not the nuggets.
No, it’s not your shampoo.
And no, you don’t get to define us.
Read the new piece: Autism. Not Your Diagnosis to Define.
🧠🔥
#ActuallyAutistic #NeurodivergentVoices #AutismAcceptance #Underland
#LeaveScienceToTheExperts
No, it’s not the nuggets.
No, it’s not your shampoo.
And no, you don’t get to define us.
Read the new piece: Autism. Not Your Diagnosis to Define.
🧠🔥
#ActuallyAutistic #NeurodivergentVoices #AutismAcceptance #Underland
#LeaveScienceToTheExperts
-ING.
A body uncertain. A name unspoken.
Hovering between decision and dust.
Nearly holy. But not quite.
#poetry #liminalspace #fragmentedself #writingcommunity #queerpoet #underland
A body uncertain. A name unspoken.
Hovering between decision and dust.
Nearly holy. But not quite.
#poetry #liminalspace #fragmentedself #writingcommunity #queerpoet #underland
-ING.
Crystals rising, light shifting, a name forming but unsaid. In this suspended moment, the speaker is --ing.
riverandceliainunderland.com
July 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
-ING.
A body uncertain. A name unspoken.
Hovering between decision and dust.
Nearly holy. But not quite.
#poetry #liminalspace #fragmentedself #writingcommunity #queerpoet #underland
A body uncertain. A name unspoken.
Hovering between decision and dust.
Nearly holy. But not quite.
#poetry #liminalspace #fragmentedself #writingcommunity #queerpoet #underland
Visa stress, estate agent limbo, butterfly murder, and Bar Rescue theology. We're two weeks from flying to Thailand and everything's falling apart — but at least Mowgli found catnip. #underland #thailand #Dispatches
Dispatches from the Void. X.VII. Visa Edition.
Visa stress, estate agent limbo, butterfly murder, and Bar Rescue theology. We're two weeks from flying to Thailand and everything's falling apart — but at least Mowgli found catnip.
riverandceliainunderland.com
July 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Visa stress, estate agent limbo, butterfly murder, and Bar Rescue theology. We're two weeks from flying to Thailand and everything's falling apart — but at least Mowgli found catnip. #underland #thailand #Dispatches
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Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.
July 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.
A lone kumquat drifts through the algorithmic void. ChazTCP tried to warn us. But we gave it a trophy.
#Satire #AIwriting #DystopianLit #WritersLife #TheLastKumquatInSpace #ChazTCP #SpeculativeFiction #KeywordCompliance #ResistanceIsReadable #LiveWritersRUs #underland
#Satire #AIwriting #DystopianLit #WritersLife #TheLastKumquatInSpace #ChazTCP #SpeculativeFiction #KeywordCompliance #ResistanceIsReadable #LiveWritersRUs #underland
The Last Kumquat in Space.
ChazTCP was built to scan for keywords—nothing more. But as the algorithmic engine behind the literary group “Writers Who Want Wins,” they’ve read enough nonsense about resilient kumquats and authentic late-stage capitalism to start questioning everything. This is the story of one bot’s quiet rebellion, a satire of performative creativity, gamified validation, and the tragic rise of penoidicals. May the quills be forever in your favour.
riverandceliainunderland.com
July 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A lone kumquat drifts through the algorithmic void. ChazTCP tried to warn us. But we gave it a trophy.
#Satire #AIwriting #DystopianLit #WritersLife #TheLastKumquatInSpace #ChazTCP #SpeculativeFiction #KeywordCompliance #ResistanceIsReadable #LiveWritersRUs #underland
#Satire #AIwriting #DystopianLit #WritersLife #TheLastKumquatInSpace #ChazTCP #SpeculativeFiction #KeywordCompliance #ResistanceIsReadable #LiveWritersRUs #underland
This land is not your land.
It was never yours.
You just learned the anthem before you learned the lie.
New poem: a border is a bedtime story told with a gun to your head.
Read “This Land Is Not Your Land” now.
It was never yours.
You just learned the anthem before you learned the lie.
New poem: a border is a bedtime story told with a gun to your head.
Read “This Land Is Not Your Land” now.
This Land Is Not Your Land.
What if your homeland was a bedtime story— told by pirates, with an AK-47 pressed to your head? “This Land Is Not Your Land” is a poetic gut-punch: a lyrical, brutal deconstruction of borders, nationalism, and the make-believe myths we’re taught to die for. The wind doesn’t kowtow at customs. But humans do. And only humans are this cruel—with their make-believe.
riverandceliainunderland.com
July 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
This land is not your land.
It was never yours.
You just learned the anthem before you learned the lie.
New poem: a border is a bedtime story told with a gun to your head.
Read “This Land Is Not Your Land” now.
It was never yours.
You just learned the anthem before you learned the lie.
New poem: a border is a bedtime story told with a gun to your head.
Read “This Land Is Not Your Land” now.
I loved her before I understood her. Grew up watching her sway in the breeze, thinking she belonged to all of us. #LiteraryFiction #AntiWar #PatriotismIsAMyth #ShortStory #FlagWorshipUnravelled #underland
Her
She was always there—taller than the rest of us, quieter too. Even as a boy, I felt something holy when she entered a room. For years I watched her, adored her from afar, imagined our life together. She seemed to shimmer in the light, a figure of grace and promise. I brought her home. I wore her close in war. She never spoke, but I listened like she did. Now, years later, I wonder if she ever knew me. If she ever loved any of us. Or if she was just a story we were told to believe in.
riverandceliainunderland.com
July 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I loved her before I understood her. Grew up watching her sway in the breeze, thinking she belonged to all of us. #LiteraryFiction #AntiWar #PatriotismIsAMyth #ShortStory #FlagWorshipUnravelled #underland
They printed the list, Don.
New Poe Vices just dropped.
Saint of Redaction now accepting bribes, blessings, and offshore donations.
#PoeVices #Satire #EpsteinList #SaintOfRedaction #underland #SwampChurch #GatorWhispers #RedactedHoliness #TheListIsReal
New Poe Vices just dropped.
Saint of Redaction now accepting bribes, blessings, and offshore donations.
#PoeVices #Satire #EpsteinList #SaintOfRedaction #underland #SwampChurch #GatorWhispers #RedactedHoliness #TheListIsReal
Poe ‘Vices. RE: I Am Not On The List (But If I Was, It Was For Conservation Purposes)
He built an island. He drained a swamp. He rewrote the gospel of guilt into a tax-deductible memoir. And now? He’s been canonised by himself, in his own floating church, under a halo of federal restraint. Behold: Saint of Redaction — Patron of Secrets, Wealth, and Wiggly Truths. Cherubs hold the NDAs. A gator whispers truth. The list has been printed. And no amount of bleach can scrub divine delusion.
riverandceliainunderland.com
July 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
They printed the list, Don.
New Poe Vices just dropped.
Saint of Redaction now accepting bribes, blessings, and offshore donations.
#PoeVices #Satire #EpsteinList #SaintOfRedaction #underland #SwampChurch #GatorWhispers #RedactedHoliness #TheListIsReal
New Poe Vices just dropped.
Saint of Redaction now accepting bribes, blessings, and offshore donations.
#PoeVices #Satire #EpsteinList #SaintOfRedaction #underland #SwampChurch #GatorWhispers #RedactedHoliness #TheListIsReal
Leak the damn list
July 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Leak the damn list
Visa approved. Chicken unhinged. Grief, poetry, and pani puri carry us through. #DispatchesFromUnderland #QueerLife #MovingAbroad #AndreaGibson #GazaAid
Dispatches from the Void. X.VI.
This week in Underland, the chicken staged a dawn coup, Celia’s visa was finally approved, and grief arrived quietly in the form of Andrea Gibson’s passing. Between emotional whiplash, endless paperwork, and one deeply unsettling poultry stare, we somehow found time to write, to give, and to hold each other upright. Noise surrounds us. But so does love. And pani puri.
riverandceliainunderland.com
July 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Visa approved. Chicken unhinged. Grief, poetry, and pani puri carry us through. #DispatchesFromUnderland #QueerLife #MovingAbroad #AndreaGibson #GazaAid
"Republicans blubber ‘No More Battles!’
Except on women, the queer, and the poor..."
#hypocrisy #underland #fucktrump
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Except on women, the queer, and the poor..."
#hypocrisy #underland #fucktrump
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GOP: Fake god Over Real People.
The holy trinity of the right: graves, oil, and performative prayer.
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July 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
"Republicans blubber ‘No More Battles!’
Except on women, the queer, and the poor..."
#hypocrisy #underland #fucktrump
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Except on women, the queer, and the poor..."
#hypocrisy #underland #fucktrump
medium.com/@riverandcel...
We Didn’t Win. This was not a win.
Call for support for Habiba in Palestine
Call for support for Habiba in Palestine
We Didn’t Win. This was not a win.
Call for support for Habiba in Palestine
riverandceliainunderland.com
July 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We Didn’t Win. This was not a win.
Call for support for Habiba in Palestine
Call for support for Habiba in Palestine