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River Van Gambler

@rivervangambler.bsky.social

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I live in a townhouse down by the Savannah river. Baseball nerd, AARP eligible Lego fan.

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River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 1h

I prefer Israeli oyster stew.

River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 1d

1000% tariff on Skarsgårds

River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 1d

Kenneth protests because of their enlightened views on women.

River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 1d

Jack sends the whole show for cross promotion of the microwave division's new bonesaw subsidiary.

River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah, kid. Gonna have me a Jimmy Carter on shrooms birthday party.

Mural at Atlanta airport of President & Mrs. Carter in space for some reason.

River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 2d

How are you supposed to read it with the hands so tiny?

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River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 2d

Going to pull a reverse Petrino to take over the Falcons.

River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 2d

The thread of him doing North Carolina things. This was my submission.

Bill Belichick's face on Jim Bakker's body, sitting on a couch with his arm around Tammy Faye.

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River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 3d

Ice Blue Aqua Velva and Genny Light?

River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 3d

Bring in Bill O'Reilly for the Andy Rooney bits. "You ever wonder why you can't say the N word anymore?"

River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 4d

Fine, I'll do it. Jeez.

River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 4d

Just another day at the office.

River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 5d

His anti-electric agenda has been obvious since he accused our dear leader of having a suped up golf cart to give him a cheating advantage.

River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 5d

She's a beaut.

Top view Lego Boeing Space Shuttle Carrier

River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 6d

I've never seen The Shawshank Redemption.

River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 9d

WiFi went down at the bar and we're kicking it in Roku City with a functional government.

Dive bar TV on the Roku City screensaver.

River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 9d

Some of the nuance is lost in the transition from German.

River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 9d

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival

Failed magician turned failed ventriloquist, Gob Bluth with his dummy Franklin Bluth.

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River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 9d

Just got this in to put on my car.

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River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 10d

I lowered the difficulty against Kentucky because a coworker I can't stand likes them and fell just short of 100pts/1000yds

River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 10d

😂😂😂

River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 10d

Is Phlyss Schlafly's son's Consevapidia too woke?

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River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 10d

20 years was a pretty good run.

River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 10d

Jail Crime GIF

Alt: Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?

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River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social · 10d

Sure are using that anti prefix a lot without mentioning the fa in pro-antifa.