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RJ Bayley, Voice Actor & Writer (he/him)
@rjbayley.bsky.social
🔗All my links: Linktr.ee/RJBayley
🎙️Voice Actor/Audiobook Narrator
✍️ Writer
🎧 Bayley's Bookshelf podcast
🤖 Zeo Genesis fiction scribe
🤘Metal Empire on Metal World Radio
🧙"The Great Wizard of Audiobooks" ~ Fantasy Files podcast
🌱🎲🎸Vegan wargaming metalhead
This has been tremendous fun to work on. Such a rich world with intriguing encounters. Looking forward to the audiobook coming out!

#audiobooknarrator #narrator #voiceactor #voiceartist
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Man, little could spoil this political good mood.
Dems: hold my beer
BBC: pass them mine, too
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Doom OST - Rip & Tear
YouTube video by Nox
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November 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Now this is a music video to delight my nostalgia nodules.

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Ice Nine Kills - The Laugh Track (Official Music Video) [Part 1]
YouTube video by Ice Nine Kills
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November 11, 2025 at 8:31 AM
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Fine. *I'll* resign from the BBC, too.
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
HELL YEAH
If this makes you go HELL YEAH then check it out:

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The Chosen One Con is the first book in the Lost in the Aether duology—a queer gaslamp fantasy of industrial magic in a world of designer enchantments and celebrity-branded potions.

It's part of @the-book-bazaar.com crowdfund launching November 12th!

Follow it: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/t...
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
This is such a cosy, lovely, well-natured, funny and wholesome podcast in an era that could really use more of those thighs. To me, this is a project about second chances & underdogs. Even if they really don't like something, they look for positives. Check it out, you could probably use these vibes.
Oh no, we’re off to Forks again for this episode, we’re talking about The Twilight Saga: New Moon from back in 2009. We honestly swear we thought these movies were more recent than that! #rottentomatoes #rottenmovie #scottishpodcast #twishite #twihards #twilightsaga #newmoon
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I have to admit, exams don't seem quite so silly to me now in the age of pupils being able to use ChatGPT to write their essays.
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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You go to the zoo "one time" and all the chimps start copying you.
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
New word learned while wading though house-purchase legal documents-
Resile: abandon a position or a course of action.
"Can she resile from the agreement?"
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Banger.
Roy Ward Baker's Quatermass and the Pit - the Hammer Film production - was released 58 years ago today.

"A mysterious artifact is unearthed in London, and famous scientist Bernard Quatermass is called in to divine its origins and explain its strange effects on people."
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Moore is my favourite, but having a favourite doesn't mean thinking they're the best & my word this guy is the *ultimate* 007. He embodies everything that made the previous actors' versions great. Just look at him. That's James Bond.
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Time to listen to Queensrÿche's Operation: Mindcrime again.

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Operation: Mindcrime (Deluxe Edition) - YouTube
youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Did You Know? When Obi-Wan says he will, if struck down, "become more powerful than you could possibly imagine", this is a remnant from a previous draft of the script in which Jedis, if killed, turn into nuclear bombs.
#StarWars
darth vader is holding a light saber with the words if you strike me down below him
ALT: darth vader is holding a light saber with the words if you strike me down below him
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November 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
*Available now*
Voicing Nikolai was a gift. He's got it all: depth, humor, pathos, the ability to become an 8ft monster. Huge thanks to director Luke Poling & @graphicaudio.bsky.social for letting me join you on this trilogy. I had a blast both working with you & with the script itself. #VoiceActor
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
*Available now*
I love voicing Nikolai, the strong, protective fella with a mafioso past & 8ft. monster-mode. Big thanks Luke Poling & @graphicaudio.bsky.social for having me return to play him in the 2nd installment. Honestly, these are as much fun to listen to as voice act in (approx 275 tonnes)
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 AM
*Available now* It was great to return to the world of #VampireHunterD for @graphicaudio.bsky.social. Working with GA & director Scott McCormick is always a treat. Thanks for trusting me with fan-loved character Benelli the Grim Reaper. #VoiceActor

www.graphicaudiointernational.net/vampire-hunt...
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Aye proper top lad Joe-El, well sorted mate, well sorted.
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Reposted by RJ Bayley, Voice Actor & Writer (he/him)
The Chosen One Con is the first book in the Lost in the Aether duology—a queer gaslamp fantasy of industrial magic in a world of designer enchantments and celebrity-branded potions.

It's part of @the-book-bazaar.com crowdfund launching November 12th!

Follow it: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/t...
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It's a common misconception that #Superman was ever known as 'the Last Son of Krypton'. He was originally called 'the Lad's Son of Krypton' as Jor-El was an absolute lad; a true archbishop of banterbury and a top geezer.
a man in a superman costume is making a gesture with his finger
Alt: a man in a superman costume is making a gesture with his finger
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November 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My rescue dog doesn't like cockapoos and since moving back to and dog walking in, a city, I have realised that everyone and their dog owns a cockapoo.
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
OK. I get it now. It is fun to roll in fox poo.
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 AM