RL Selden
@rlselden.bsky.social
Poet, essayist, coffee enthusiast.
Hey, so can writers agree that novels about upper middle class divorces are played out and stop writing them? Swear half my MFA was writing something similar to that.
February 17, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Hey, so can writers agree that novels about upper middle class divorces are played out and stop writing them? Swear half my MFA was writing something similar to that.
Does Pam Bondi just do coke before these sessions? She sounds like me in my 20s trying to hide that I’m on coke from a bartender so he’ll keep serving me.
February 11, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Does Pam Bondi just do coke before these sessions? She sounds like me in my 20s trying to hide that I’m on coke from a bartender so he’ll keep serving me.
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Punxsutawney Phil basically just said stay inside and read for six more weeks 📖
February 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Punxsutawney Phil basically just said stay inside and read for six more weeks 📖
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liberals don't want 💀FASCISM💀
liberals want 🌈fascism🌈
liberals want 🌈fascism🌈
January 31, 2026 at 3:19 PM
liberals don't want 💀FASCISM💀
liberals want 🌈fascism🌈
liberals want 🌈fascism🌈
How we hold them accountable:
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 AM
How we hold them accountable:
Leftist Alex Jones without the lawsuits because they never say anything false.
If I were the liberal equivalent of Alex Jones I’d spend months discussing how Trumps immediate statement after the attack on Ilan Omar was to discuss how someone might fake an assassination attempt to elicit sympathy.
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Leftist Alex Jones without the lawsuits because they never say anything false.
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trump saying "she probably had herself sprayed, knowing her" is genuine confirmation his assassination attempt was faked
January 28, 2026 at 12:37 PM
trump saying "she probably had herself sprayed, knowing her" is genuine confirmation his assassination attempt was faked
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Gonna start recommending that people looking for quiet study space go to a screening of the Melania movie instead of the public library.
January 28, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Gonna start recommending that people looking for quiet study space go to a screening of the Melania movie instead of the public library.
Marx never could’ve predicted that we just carry little capitalist ad machines around.
April 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Marx never could’ve predicted that we just carry little capitalist ad machines around.
A couple of my poems appear in [case#1] of APROSEXIA Lit: aprosexia.org
APROSEXIA LIT ⎠ a journal of divergent poetry
APROSEXIA LIT is online poetry journal featuring work of arresting neurodivergent and cognitively distinct creativity.
aprosexia.org
April 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
A couple of my poems appear in [case#1] of APROSEXIA Lit: aprosexia.org