gourdgotten_roads
@roadsforgotten.bsky.social
🔞 MDNI | he/him | 30+ | cursed memes and audio shitposts
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having a crush not in the romantic sense but in the hydraulic press sense
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how big is it. your thing. your dark soul
September 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
how big is it. your thing. your dark soul
#DonCheadleDay doesn’t seem to have made its way to this app, but I’m cross-posting my entry anyway bc it is sufficiently stupid
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
#DonCheadleDay doesn’t seem to have made its way to this app, but I’m cross-posting my entry anyway bc it is sufficiently stupid
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why did they call it Zootopia 2 instead of 2ootopia
May 21, 2025 at 11:32 AM
why did they call it Zootopia 2 instead of 2ootopia
Black Friday deals going nuts this year
for $40 we got the lip gloss that nuts in you. for $60 we got the lip gloss that unclenches your jaw, fixes your hair, and massages your back. for $80, mango flavor. for $100 we got the lip gloss that nuts in you AND pays child support
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Black Friday deals going nuts this year
why is there legitimately a Twitter ad for “dead wife” right now
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
why is there legitimately a Twitter ad for “dead wife” right now
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if anyone would like to contribute, i could really use a new pair of headphones. the replacement pair i recently purchased… the chord was chewed through… 😔✌️i don’t have the money to buy another.
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thank you for coming to my ted talk:
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November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
if anyone would like to contribute, i could really use a new pair of headphones. the replacement pair i recently purchased… the chord was chewed through… 😔✌️i don’t have the money to buy another.
thank you for coming to my ted talk:
throne.com/crayoncrayonn
thank you for coming to my ted talk:
throne.com/crayoncrayonn
this Letterboxd shit easy as hell
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
this Letterboxd shit easy as hell
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Charlie Brown
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Charlie Brown
guy who, ever since That News came out, exclusively refers to getting blown as “billable hours”
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
guy who, ever since That News came out, exclusively refers to getting blown as “billable hours”
MY PICKLED CABBAGE ENDED UP CRUNCHY LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO
November 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
MY PICKLED CABBAGE ENDED UP CRUNCHY LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO
Just had the middest mac n cheese of my life, AMA
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Just had the middest mac n cheese of my life, AMA
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
yeah that makes sense
yeah that makes sense
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
yeah that makes sense
yeah that makes sense
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pet play but it's me intently staring at the space just beyond with my pupils fully dilated, remaining unresponsive to anything you say
Pet play but its me climbing the Christmas tree and shattering the nice baubles.
pet play but it’s you scrambling under the bed and refusing to come out two minutes before your vet appointment
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
pet play but it's me intently staring at the space just beyond with my pupils fully dilated, remaining unresponsive to anything you say
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There is probably very little interest, but I wanted to do *something* for reaching 2k followers. AMA round 2 🥹
forms.gle/whu6noZwxsNR...
forms.gle/whu6noZwxsNR...
Ellie 2k AMA
forms.gle
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
There is probably very little interest, but I wanted to do *something* for reaching 2k followers. AMA round 2 🥹
forms.gle/whu6noZwxsNR...
forms.gle/whu6noZwxsNR...
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Ovulating! At The Laundromat
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ovulating! At The Laundromat
tonight we anger god with the baja blast tri-berry cobbler. under heaven and earth he forbids no evil and we are about to prove it
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
tonight we anger god with the baja blast tri-berry cobbler. under heaven and earth he forbids no evil and we are about to prove it
praying to Krishna for a change of scenery only to have this image immediately and indelibly seared into my mind’s eye
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
praying to Krishna for a change of scenery only to have this image immediately and indelibly seared into my mind’s eye
in honor of the passing of Dick Cheney I am deploying the following image. please be respectful in this trying time 😔
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
in honor of the passing of Dick Cheney I am deploying the following image. please be respectful in this trying time 😔
tis the season of the gourd. pies was never an option
(massive thanks to @sweetandspicynerdz.bsky.social for bringing my silliest ideas to life!)
(massive thanks to @sweetandspicynerdz.bsky.social for bringing my silliest ideas to life!)
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
tis the season of the gourd. pies was never an option
(massive thanks to @sweetandspicynerdz.bsky.social for bringing my silliest ideas to life!)
(massive thanks to @sweetandspicynerdz.bsky.social for bringing my silliest ideas to life!)
just looked at my phone assuming it was like 11pm and it’s 6 fucking 26
November 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
just looked at my phone assuming it was like 11pm and it’s 6 fucking 26
most difficult game in the series by far
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
most difficult game in the series by far
they should add an option that superimposes the harrison-ford-with-the-enthusiasm-of-a-molasses narration from the blade runner theatrical cut onto any movie. no, not new bored harrison ford narration that fits the movie you’re watching. the original narration with zero changes
October 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
they should add an option that superimposes the harrison-ford-with-the-enthusiasm-of-a-molasses narration from the blade runner theatrical cut onto any movie. no, not new bored harrison ford narration that fits the movie you’re watching. the original narration with zero changes
JUST MADE PUMPKIN BREAD AND IT’S FLUFFY AS FUCK
October 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
JUST MADE PUMPKIN BREAD AND IT’S FLUFFY AS FUCK