Robby Slowik
@robbyslowik.bsky.social
The man you know and love from other websites just like this one is now on this one. Stand-Up Comic, TV Writer, and Podcast Host. Just like everyone else.
One day, close to the end, I’ll be able to look back on all of it and say, you did it Robby, you watched the exact right amount of those weird hoof cutting videos.
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
One day, close to the end, I’ll be able to look back on all of it and say, you did it Robby, you watched the exact right amount of those weird hoof cutting videos.
I'm thrilled that Gavin Newsom is the Democratic presidential frontrunner because never once in my life has the early frontrunner won the primary.
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'm thrilled that Gavin Newsom is the Democratic presidential frontrunner because never once in my life has the early frontrunner won the primary.
Pretty fucked up considering he himself was almost killed by ice.
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Jeremy Renner accused of threatening to ‘call ICE’ on filmmaking partner
Jeremy Renner has been accused of threatening to “call ICE” on his filmmaking partner Yi Zhou and sharing “unsolicited pornographic images” with her.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Pretty fucked up considering he himself was almost killed by ice.
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Holly, it was your tits. pagesix.com/2025/10/16/c...
Exclusive | Holly Madison believes her undiagnosed autism landed her at the Playboy Mansion
The former Playboy Playmate received her diagnosis in 2023 after first publicly sharing her suspicions two years prior.
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October 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Holly, it was your tits. pagesix.com/2025/10/16/c...
Oh so Young Thug, Young Jeezy, and Young Buck can all use the N word but Young Republicans can't?
October 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Oh so Young Thug, Young Jeezy, and Young Buck can all use the N word but Young Republicans can't?
This is basically every best man wedding toast
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He’s gay. She’s straight. They’re happily married.
Meet the couples who are redefining what it means to be in a relationship, including those in gay-straight and same-sex platonic marriages.
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October 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is basically every best man wedding toast
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Just got back from Riyadh and boy are my arms deals signed
October 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Just got back from Riyadh and boy are my arms deals signed
Heard all your moms walked out of The Smashing Machine because it wasn't a biopic about me
October 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Heard all your moms walked out of The Smashing Machine because it wasn't a biopic about me
"Jane? Yeah, I remember Jane."
October 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"Jane? Yeah, I remember Jane."
Nothing funnier than dating twinky musicians and actors and writing lyrics like “Your charisma filled the room before you even walked in/you were always so brilliant and it made my head spin” to dating an athlete and being like “Wait, did you guys know about sex?”
October 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Nothing funnier than dating twinky musicians and actors and writing lyrics like “Your charisma filled the room before you even walked in/you were always so brilliant and it made my head spin” to dating an athlete and being like “Wait, did you guys know about sex?”
My morality is not for sale and to prove it, I dare any brutal regime to make me a $600,000 offer for a one nighter and see what I say. Do it. I dare you. Please do it. Please I dare you. Please do it. Do it please.
October 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My morality is not for sale and to prove it, I dare any brutal regime to make me a $600,000 offer for a one nighter and see what I say. Do it. I dare you. Please do it. Please I dare you. Please do it. Do it please.
Might spend a week accepting all these spam loan phone calls and move to Argentina
October 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Might spend a week accepting all these spam loan phone calls and move to Argentina
I knew this was coming. Literally every time I go to the movies I see her there, alone.
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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are splitting up
The Academy Award-winning actor and Grammy Award-winning country singer have been married since 2006.
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September 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I knew this was coming. Literally every time I go to the movies I see her there, alone.
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One day you’re flirting then dating and being sexy and then one day you walk out of the bathroom where you’ve been for 48 minutes, shuffle your feet through the Lego covered floor, and confidently declare, “Ok it’s DEFINITELY time for a colonoscopy.”
September 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
One day you’re flirting then dating and being sexy and then one day you walk out of the bathroom where you’ve been for 48 minutes, shuffle your feet through the Lego covered floor, and confidently declare, “Ok it’s DEFINITELY time for a colonoscopy.”
Riyahd is like a Mecca for comedy
September 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Riyahd is like a Mecca for comedy
A common misconception is that Saudi wealth comes from oil but it’s actually from submission fees to the Riyadh comedy fest
September 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
A common misconception is that Saudi wealth comes from oil but it’s actually from submission fees to the Riyadh comedy fest
AI should do one thing and one thing only: Warn us that we’re about to send a shit talking text to the person we’re talking shit about.
September 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
AI should do one thing and one thing only: Warn us that we’re about to send a shit talking text to the person we’re talking shit about.
I feel like enough time has passed where I can say this and it’s not distasteful.
More like Robert Deadford.
More like Robert Deadford.
September 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I feel like enough time has passed where I can say this and it’s not distasteful.
More like Robert Deadford.
More like Robert Deadford.
I don’t get political comics who alienate half the audience. I talk about the slow misery of youthful optimism’s transition to mournful, middle-age nihilism and alienate the ENTIRE audience.
September 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I don’t get political comics who alienate half the audience. I talk about the slow misery of youthful optimism’s transition to mournful, middle-age nihilism and alienate the ENTIRE audience.
All evidence points to Robby Slowik but the bullet casings said “Robby Slowik Didn’t Do It” so unfortunately, we are back to square one.
September 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
All evidence points to Robby Slowik but the bullet casings said “Robby Slowik Didn’t Do It” so unfortunately, we are back to square one.
The “new this month” section on Peacock has United 93, World Trade Center, and the Pat Tillman Story like 9/11 is Halloween and people want to get in the mood with movies.
September 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The “new this month” section on Peacock has United 93, World Trade Center, and the Pat Tillman Story like 9/11 is Halloween and people want to get in the mood with movies.
Trump claims a 2.8 golf handicap. This man has BEEN lying about strokes.
September 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Trump claims a 2.8 golf handicap. This man has BEEN lying about strokes.
The theme is Roman decadence made possible through subjugation and slavery and also - there's a civil rights museum!
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Proposed Caesars Palace Times Square Casino Project Sweetens Pot With Civil Rights Museum
Caesars Palace Times Square has announced another deal-sweetening effort: a $15 million commitment to support a new civil rights museum in Manhattan.
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August 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The theme is Roman decadence made possible through subjugation and slavery and also - there's a civil rights museum!
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SVU would have you believe there's a dedicated team of professionals committed to investigating every rape and not just two dudes with punisher tattoos being like "sounds like a misunderstanding"
August 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
SVU would have you believe there's a dedicated team of professionals committed to investigating every rape and not just two dudes with punisher tattoos being like "sounds like a misunderstanding"
How much you wanna bet this ends with everyone in the West Wing doing this to their own hands?
August 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
How much you wanna bet this ends with everyone in the West Wing doing this to their own hands?