Robby Slowik
@robbyslowik.bsky.social
The man you know and love from other websites just like this one is now on this one. Stand-Up Comic, TV Writer, and Podcast Host. Just like everyone else.
"Jane? Yeah, I remember Jane."
October 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"Jane? Yeah, I remember Jane."
How much you wanna bet this ends with everyone in the West Wing doing this to their own hands?
August 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
How much you wanna bet this ends with everyone in the West Wing doing this to their own hands?
Baby’s first Harvey Weinstein biography
August 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Baby’s first Harvey Weinstein biography
It makes sense that the accused pedophile running cover for the most infamous pedophile sex-trafficker in modern history would post something essentially saying "youths" and "minors" (His quotation marks, not mine) are legally adults, right guys??
August 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It makes sense that the accused pedophile running cover for the most infamous pedophile sex-trafficker in modern history would post something essentially saying "youths" and "minors" (His quotation marks, not mine) are legally adults, right guys??
This is The Avengers of the PCU
August 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This is The Avengers of the PCU
The top is a scaled drawing of Meta’s planned AI data center (Manhattan sized…)
The bottom is Meta harnessing all that power so I can have fake chats with Nasty Nancy and A Literal Horse.
The bottom is Meta harnessing all that power so I can have fake chats with Nasty Nancy and A Literal Horse.
July 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The top is a scaled drawing of Meta’s planned AI data center (Manhattan sized…)
The bottom is Meta harnessing all that power so I can have fake chats with Nasty Nancy and A Literal Horse.
The bottom is Meta harnessing all that power so I can have fake chats with Nasty Nancy and A Literal Horse.
This YouTube Kids thumbnail belongs on pornhub
July 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This YouTube Kids thumbnail belongs on pornhub
Me about to headline a Connecticut brewery for $300
July 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Me about to headline a Connecticut brewery for $300
Pretty different vibes from A Complete Unknown but showed a side of Bob I never knew
July 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Pretty different vibes from A Complete Unknown but showed a side of Bob I never knew
Passengers are once again allowed to do 9/11
July 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Passengers are once again allowed to do 9/11
Leo in The Revenant ass question
June 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Leo in The Revenant ass question
Forgive me if I don't take right-wing Jewish outrage over Zohran seriously when no one spoke out about Mayor McCheese - an anthropomorphic assault on all things kosher.
June 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Forgive me if I don't take right-wing Jewish outrage over Zohran seriously when no one spoke out about Mayor McCheese - an anthropomorphic assault on all things kosher.
A dystopian capitalist turducken. “Editor” at the world’s richest company picks an article from a publication owned and named after one of the world’s richest men, naming another billionaire as the best leadership option of the opposition party that once represented working people.
June 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A dystopian capitalist turducken. “Editor” at the world’s richest company picks an article from a publication owned and named after one of the world’s richest men, naming another billionaire as the best leadership option of the opposition party that once represented working people.
I’d like to tell you about another man who experienced a Big Hurt for mankind
June 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’d like to tell you about another man who experienced a Big Hurt for mankind
Left out by who? You can really just say anything.
June 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Left out by who? You can really just say anything.
This move is dumb and petty but I believe these people would prefer their names on schools and libraries and not on war ships at the tip of our imperial spear.
June 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This move is dumb and petty but I believe these people would prefer their names on schools and libraries and not on war ships at the tip of our imperial spear.
“Father of the abortion pill” is the funniest possible word choice
May 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“Father of the abortion pill” is the funniest possible word choice
Can the fox be trusted with the henhouse? Let’s investigate!
May 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Can the fox be trusted with the henhouse? Let’s investigate!
Me summarizing yet another night in college where I did not get laid
May 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Me summarizing yet another night in college where I did not get laid
“Pressed to rethink analysis”
May 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
“Pressed to rethink analysis”
Hitler at the fashion show
May 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Hitler at the fashion show
Photoshop king strikes again
May 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Photoshop king strikes again
Me every time Jason Statham makes the exact same movie
April 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Me every time Jason Statham makes the exact same movie
