Rob Cramer
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Rob Cramer
@robcramer.bsky.social
Board game designer (The Grand Carnival, Turbo Drift, Zebra) in SLC, UT.
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Hi! I'm a board game designer in SLC. I'm obsessed with polyominoes and spatial games. I also feature a different board game every week and make a little doodle about it!
BGG: boardgamegeek.com/boardgamedes...
I woke up the dead man. It was very good.
a man wearing glasses is looking at something
Alt: Benoit Blanc from Wake Up Dead Man looking at something through a magnifying glass
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November 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Dohdles is the Game of the Week! How's your sculpting? Trust me, it's good enough for Dohdles. If you're TOO good at rendering reality in clay, you're not gonna win.
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sweater weather, baybeee.
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Ordered a game and was very excited about it. While reading the rulebook, I found out AI was used to make the art. All of that excitement turned to disgust so quickly, it was wild. Cancelled my order, can't argue with that gut reaction!
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Gazebo is the Game of the Week! Reserve those pergolas in a bloody war across aviaries, butterfly gardens, or botanical paradises. You will relax or die trying.
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Behold, my final score in Patchwork. AND I WON BY TWO POINTS.
November 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Picked this up thrifting today. I love that "Baby Elephant Walk" song. Reminds me of elephants.
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Second Chance
Zoo Vadis
No Thanks!
Quest for El Dorado
Coloretto
Strike
Skulls of Sedlec
Sprawlopolis
Camel Up
Las Vegas

This list can change at any time, but it was fun to think about.
board game enthusiasts of bluesky, what are your top 10 board games of all time
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Skulls of Sedlec, Shark, and The Gang last night. Shark is so wild, lots of drama.
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"Papa, when will the snow come? I wish to bound through banks of white."

Hopefully soon, my boy.
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Lands of Amazement is the Game of the Week! Can cards be polyominos? Can Scott Almes erase the memory of Coaster Park from the collective consciousness? Big tasks! Let's find out!
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Wonderful game night with friends from high school. Hanging out with old friends is so so fun.
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Lands of Amazement is the latest Button Shy game to come into my collection. A very nice looking wallet, and I am a sucker for polyomino or theme park games. Looking forward to playing this more!
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Finally made my own chicken broth! Those Costco chickens are such a slammin' deal and this just makes them even more valuable.
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
We were really worried about George last night. He kept squatting after pooping with nothing coming out. Eventually he just sat down and wouldn't walk anymore.

Turns out he got some poop on his butt. Gave him a bath and he's back to normal. What a drama king.
November 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I accidentally gave them Emmerich Godzilla Chin, but I'm still happy I drew Godzilla.
November 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Jaipur is the Game of the Week! Trade goods and exchange camels in a head-to-head race for gold. Camels are so goofy lookin', but in all the best ways.
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
George does not have the Halloween spirit.
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My favorite costume of all time that came to me as revelation from on high.
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
No thanks. Utah Jazz's jersey and overall graphic direction is just so bland. Sure, let's throw grey in there! Why not?
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Incredible game of Qwixx last night. Thought my red was gonna bring me the W, but boy howdy was I wrong...
October 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I don't make guac that much, but the world's tiniest red onion really cried out for it.
October 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hey, @lackriver.bsky.social is on here!
The Draugr by Todd Sanders is the Game of the Week! As one of the entries in the short-lived BGG micro game line, The Draugr has you defend Stjørdal from the reanimated dead. This plague can spread across the citizensry, but is your supply of iron and holy water enough to stop the contagion?
October 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The Draugr by Todd Sanders is the Game of the Week! As one of the entries in the short-lived BGG micro game line, The Draugr has you defend Stjørdal from the reanimated dead. This plague can spread across the citizensry, but is your supply of iron and holy water enough to stop the contagion?
October 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Bohemians is very funny (with dark subjects like syphilis and homelessness), if a bit long. Gotta find time to meet with fellow radicals before finding love! My job as a journalist can wait!
October 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM