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Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her)

@robertokerry.bsky.social

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Pwease listen to my bandcamp https://robertokerry.bandcamp.com/track/coming-and-going-single-version

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Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Sep 28

Dalton.

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Sep 4

Smuggling drugs into the megachurch call me Jesus Christ Boof-erstar

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Sep 4

Pussy so good it got a 9-minute standing ovation at Cannes

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Aug 26

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Dogmafest '25: YOU CHOOSE

Hey, it's me, Roberto Kerry. I'll be opening Dogmafest at 2:45 on September 5. I figured I'd let everyone else pick the songs I play-I hate making decisions!

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Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Aug 9

I can't find anything online about him why does he have a booth?

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Aug 9

Went to the local comic con and there was a booth for a guy named Constance Latrine. Who is this guy???

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Aug 3

Mid

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Aug 3

Bout to watch Together with my dad I'll let you know how it goes

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Jul 30

How would you feel if you woke up and the sky said you were the worlds number one oxygen breather. Would you be proud? Ashamed? At peace?

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Jul 20

When does something become a memory? When it's too late to live in it. When is the last time you'll be able remember something? When will a memory become sweet instead of sorrow? I'm listening to radiohead right now

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Jul 19

Just hit a record 5 heavy farts in a row!

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Jul 14

So real

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Jul 13

I'm the butch one in the friend group

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Jul 13

I'm the butch one in the friend group

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Jul 6

Me as i reach for my 5th hotdog today

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Jul 6

Folks we've had 4 hotdogs today!! This is an absolute win for my dopamine processor

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Jul 2

EEEEE

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Jun 29

Booooo

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Jun 25

There were probably Pentagon meetings about ISIS that were less tense than the marketing meeting i was in today

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Jun 25

Met a guy named Bo Blorby today

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Jun 22

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Jun 20

I am an award winning award winner

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Jun 19

Person in a meeting today said "this is what chat gpt said" and i had to resist projectile vomiting on them

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · Jun 17

This is me now

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · May 30

I've learned nothing from my most recent musical, Carbon Monoxide

Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her) @robertokerry.bsky.social · May 23

Giving Operations Manager realness