Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her)
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Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her)
@robertokerry.bsky.social
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Pwease listen to my bandcamp https://robertokerry.bandcamp.com/track/coming-and-going-single-version
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Smuggling drugs into the megachurch call me Jesus Christ Boof-erstar
Pussy so good it got a 9-minute standing ovation at Cannes
I can't find anything online about him why does he have a booth?
Went to the local comic con and there was a booth for a guy named Constance Latrine. Who is this guy???
Bout to watch Together with my dad I'll let you know how it goes
How would you feel if you woke up and the sky said you were the worlds number one oxygen breather. Would you be proud? Ashamed? At peace?
When does something become a memory? When it's too late to live in it. When is the last time you'll be able remember something? When will a memory become sweet instead of sorrow? I'm listening to radiohead right now
Just hit a record 5 heavy farts in a row!
Folks we've had 4 hotdogs today!! This is an absolute win for my dopamine processor
There were probably Pentagon meetings about ISIS that were less tense than the marketing meeting i was in today
Person in a meeting today said "this is what chat gpt said" and i had to resist projectile vomiting on them
I've learned nothing from my most recent musical, Carbon Monoxide