Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her)
@robertokerry.bsky.social
Sometimes i think I'm wearing a good outfit but then i remember all the times i was mogged by my friends who had that shit ON
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Sometimes i think I'm wearing a good outfit but then i remember all the times i was mogged by my friends who had that shit ON
I am reading Ulysses by James Joyce and as it turns out I don't know how to read
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Smuggling drugs into the megachurch call me Jesus Christ Boof-erstar
September 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Smuggling drugs into the megachurch call me Jesus Christ Boof-erstar
Pussy so good it got a 9-minute standing ovation at Cannes
September 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Pussy so good it got a 9-minute standing ovation at Cannes
Went to the local comic con and there was a booth for a guy named Constance Latrine. Who is this guy???
August 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Went to the local comic con and there was a booth for a guy named Constance Latrine. Who is this guy???
Bout to watch Together with my dad I'll let you know how it goes
August 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Bout to watch Together with my dad I'll let you know how it goes
How would you feel if you woke up and the sky said you were the worlds number one oxygen breather. Would you be proud? Ashamed? At peace?
July 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
How would you feel if you woke up and the sky said you were the worlds number one oxygen breather. Would you be proud? Ashamed? At peace?
When does something become a memory? When it's too late to live in it. When is the last time you'll be able remember something? When will a memory become sweet instead of sorrow? I'm listening to radiohead right now
July 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
When does something become a memory? When it's too late to live in it. When is the last time you'll be able remember something? When will a memory become sweet instead of sorrow? I'm listening to radiohead right now
Just hit a record 5 heavy farts in a row!
July 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Just hit a record 5 heavy farts in a row!
So real
I'm the butch one in the friend group
July 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
So real
I'm the butch one in the friend group
July 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm the butch one in the friend group
Folks we've had 4 hotdogs today!! This is an absolute win for my dopamine processor
July 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Folks we've had 4 hotdogs today!! This is an absolute win for my dopamine processor
There were probably Pentagon meetings about ISIS that were less tense than the marketing meeting i was in today
June 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
There were probably Pentagon meetings about ISIS that were less tense than the marketing meeting i was in today
Met a guy named Bo Blorby today
June 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Met a guy named Bo Blorby today
I am an award winning award winner
June 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I am an award winning award winner
Person in a meeting today said "this is what chat gpt said" and i had to resist projectile vomiting on them
June 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Person in a meeting today said "this is what chat gpt said" and i had to resist projectile vomiting on them
This is me now
June 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This is me now
I've learned nothing from my most recent musical, Carbon Monoxide
May 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I've learned nothing from my most recent musical, Carbon Monoxide
Giving Operations Manager realness
May 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Giving Operations Manager realness
Reaching swag levels never before thought possible
May 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Reaching swag levels never before thought possible
Sorry I can't make it that day due to the pattern that usually happens that day
May 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Sorry I can't make it that day due to the pattern that usually happens that day
ITS THE RANI FINALLY THEY BROUGHT MY GIRL BACK
May 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
ITS THE RANI FINALLY THEY BROUGHT MY GIRL BACK
I do think i will be alone forever which is why i have all these cool clothes to make up for it
May 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I do think i will be alone forever which is why i have all these cool clothes to make up for it
Theatre: the experience
May 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Theatre: the experience