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Thinking is, or ought to be, a coolness and a calmness; and our poor hearts throb, and our poor brains beat too much for that. || I'm on a Bsky hiatus, but THE NIMBUS, my debut novel, is now available in hardcover, ebook, and audiobook. || robertpbaird.com
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Such a treat to find THE NIMBUS on WaPo’s list of the best fiction of the year! www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/1...
If you can go, you should go.
People have been asking me for months how they can see Julia Loktev's essential documentary My Undesirable Friends, and at last, I have a good answer: Check this list.
Argot Pictures - MY UNDESIRABLE FRIENDS: PART I — LAST AIR IN MOSCOW - Screenings
argotpictures.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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The Trump administration is hitting some kind of record in the number of different ways a single attack can qualify as a war crime.
Breaking NYT:

The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.

The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.

That is a war crime called "perfidy."
U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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Chiantifa
January 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
January 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Just saw a dead christmas tree blow across a Brooklyn crosswalk like a tumbleweed.
January 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM
RIP
January 11, 2026 at 1:42 AM
This is true, but it also speaks to a truly difficult dynamic: in many areas (not all!) genAI can produce a result that is not entirely incompetent/unuseful. As the responses in the screenshot suggest, if you’re not an expert in a field, a 40-60% result might seem good, or at least good enough…
the discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs
January 9, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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This poem is by the woman ICE murdered.

poets.org/2020-on-lear...
2020 Academy of American Poets Prize
On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs by Renée Nicole Macklin
poets.org
January 8, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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This take down of Douthat is fantastic in substance and style. Great essay. www.nybooks.com/articles/202...
God of the Gaps | Robert P. Baird
Ross Douthat’s usual contrarian approach, in his recent book Believe, leads to a curiously impotent, watered-down account of religious experience.
www.nybooks.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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I said nothing, and tried to think nothing.
January 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM
A literary hot take: “readability“ is due for the same hard look that “likability” got ten years ago. No author can pretend to live in a different universe than her readers, but it’s been utterly depressing to watch what is essentially a marketing term get treated as a serious criterion by critics.
January 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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"The book’s strangest feature is its enervating conception of belief." Thank you, @robertpbaird.com for reading Ross Douthat's "Believe" so I don't have to. www.nybooks.com/articles/202...
God of the Gaps | Robert P. Baird
Ross Douthat’s usual contrarian approach, in his recent book Believe, leads to a curiously impotent, watered-down account of religious experience.
www.nybooks.com
January 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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“The existence of Believe is its own best counterproof: in a world where religious truths were as obvious and reasonable as Douthat wants them to be, there would be no need for him to write it.” —Robert P. Baird (@robertpbaird.com) https://go.nybooks.com/4siw1Vz
God of the Gaps | Robert P. Baird
Ross Douthat’s usual contrarian approach, in his recent book Believe, leads to a curiously impotent, watered-down account of religious experience.
www.nybooks.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
December 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Robert P. Baird (@robertpbaird.com) on Ross Douthat’s mere religion https://go.nybooks.com/4plC8Wh
God of the Gaps | Robert P. Baird
Ross Douthat’s usual contrarian approach, in his recent book Believe, leads to a curiously impotent, watered-down account of religious experience.
www.nybooks.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Read two @nybooks.com articles this morning: Baird’s review of “Believe” by Douthat and Jeremy Denk’s review of a new book on Erik Satie. Both are great reviews and they make for a weird juxtaposition
My review of Ross Douthat's BELIEVE is up at @nybooks.com: www.nybooks.com/articles/202...
December 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Today in the paper of record you can find a man’s purchase of a wig described as a “journey to a hair system,” and man does it make me grateful for all the wonderful editors I’ve worked with over the years.
December 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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the past isn’t even past, pt. ∞
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Weekend reading!
My review of Ross Douthat's BELIEVE is up at @nybooks.com: www.nybooks.com/articles/202...
December 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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My review of Ross Douthat's BELIEVE is up at @nybooks.com: www.nybooks.com/articles/202...
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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really excellent dismantling of douthat’s whole project (and perhaps more importantly, one written through a not quite secular lens)
My review of Ross Douthat's BELIEVE is up at @nybooks.com: www.nybooks.com/articles/202...
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My review of Ross Douthat's BELIEVE is up at @nybooks.com: www.nybooks.com/articles/202...
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Merry Christmas, friends!
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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My year-end gift, a booklet annual of poems titled Malebolge, is printing this week and will mail soon.

In the ancient tradition of vituperatio, the poem of blame or censure, these little poems are a bit bawdy, a bit nasty, but good fun. Sharp darts aimed at public figures who deserve the shame.
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
December 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM