Jackson O'Brien
@sprobeforebros.bsky.social
biscuit troll. history's greatest lover.
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ashley’s reviewing a local company’s reheat and eat meals and i’m eating a nice stuffed chicken breast with what i thought was mashed potatoes as a side by it’s orange and not mashed potatoes. anyway, here’s to the tasty orange pile i’m eating
February 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
ashley’s reviewing a local company’s reheat and eat meals and i’m eating a nice stuffed chicken breast with what i thought was mashed potatoes as a side by it’s orange and not mashed potatoes. anyway, here’s to the tasty orange pile i’m eating
had a realization: Every "acceptable" use of AI is bullshit.
I don't mean that in the same way as "Decaf Folgers is Bullshit", I mean that LLMs and other generative AI is acceptable to use if and only if all parties agree that what is being generated is bullshit
I don't mean that in the same way as "Decaf Folgers is Bullshit", I mean that LLMs and other generative AI is acceptable to use if and only if all parties agree that what is being generated is bullshit
February 6, 2026 at 6:51 PM
had a realization: Every "acceptable" use of AI is bullshit.
I don't mean that in the same way as "Decaf Folgers is Bullshit", I mean that LLMs and other generative AI is acceptable to use if and only if all parties agree that what is being generated is bullshit
I don't mean that in the same way as "Decaf Folgers is Bullshit", I mean that LLMs and other generative AI is acceptable to use if and only if all parties agree that what is being generated is bullshit
Bilbo Baggins: After all ... why not?
February 6, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Bilbo Baggins: After all ... why not?
here's praying for a streisand effect
February 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
here's praying for a streisand effect
cannot handle that a syndicated newspaper comic has as its punchline "the cat and the man observing the cat are both so horny they'd get tattoos about it"
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 PM
cannot handle that a syndicated newspaper comic has as its punchline "the cat and the man observing the cat are both so horny they'd get tattoos about it"
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For Fresh Cup Magazine, I wrote about how Minnesota’s indie coffee shops have stepped up to support their neighbors in the face of ICE’s violent immigration surge, and how their actions are a genuine example of coffee community in action. #CoffeeSky
In Minnesota, the Coffee Community Stands Up to ICE
The way Minnesota’s indie coffee shops have stepped up in the face of ICE’s violent immigration surge is an inspiring example of coffee community in action.
freshcup.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:25 PM
For Fresh Cup Magazine, I wrote about how Minnesota’s indie coffee shops have stepped up to support their neighbors in the face of ICE’s violent immigration surge, and how their actions are a genuine example of coffee community in action. #CoffeeSky
because one (1) person asked for it here is a thread comparing the various governments of France from 1789 to the present as Arrested Development characters.
February 6, 2026 at 2:37 PM
because one (1) person asked for it here is a thread comparing the various governments of France from 1789 to the present as Arrested Development characters.
literally every time I see Harp on a tap list I think about Conor McPherson's 1999 Laurence Olivier Award for Best New Play winner "The Weir" and its runner about how Harp drinkers are wankers. I do not think about Australian film director Peter Weir however.
that's a good play JJ
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
literally every time I see Harp on a tap list I think about Conor McPherson's 1999 Laurence Olivier Award for Best New Play winner "The Weir" and its runner about how Harp drinkers are wankers. I do not think about Australian film director Peter Weir however.
submitted the report that I was given all morning to complete at 10:30 AM like a rube
February 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
submitted the report that I was given all morning to complete at 10:30 AM like a rube
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i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
a thing that I'm not sure how much it's permeated the broader consciousness, either in MN or nationwide, is just how profoundly popular resisting ICE is vs how unpopular ICE is.
My job makes me exist in a lot of different kinds of spaces, and I'm used to seeing a broad swath of political ideals 🧵
My job makes me exist in a lot of different kinds of spaces, and I'm used to seeing a broad swath of political ideals 🧵
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
a thing that I'm not sure how much it's permeated the broader consciousness, either in MN or nationwide, is just how profoundly popular resisting ICE is vs how unpopular ICE is.
My job makes me exist in a lot of different kinds of spaces, and I'm used to seeing a broad swath of political ideals 🧵
My job makes me exist in a lot of different kinds of spaces, and I'm used to seeing a broad swath of political ideals 🧵
She got booed in EAGAN? That is COOKED my fiend. That is Starbucks Quality Control rejected this roast for being too dark level cooked.
video of angie craig getting booed at a caucus in eagan via kevin holst on twitter
people in minnesota are fired up against ICE, and we have no appetite for a politician like craig who voted for the laken riley act and a resolution in support of ICE
this campaign is going nowhere
people in minnesota are fired up against ICE, and we have no appetite for a politician like craig who voted for the laken riley act and a resolution in support of ICE
this campaign is going nowhere
February 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
She got booed in EAGAN? That is COOKED my fiend. That is Starbucks Quality Control rejected this roast for being too dark level cooked.
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This refilled my health
February 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
This refilled my health
Minnetonka and West St Paul also skews a lot less left than MSP proper btw
there’s no blvd bar or tavern in minneapolis — it’s either minnetonka or west st. paul dealing with his hissy fit
February 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Minnetonka and West St Paul also skews a lot less left than MSP proper btw
I hope she literally goes to sleep for 24 hours exactly as promised.
February 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I hope she literally goes to sleep for 24 hours exactly as promised.
When Tom Homan starts talking about “rotating people out”
remember folks: every conflict is ultimately a conflict of morale.
britain could have thrown more troops at revolutionary america, they were just too tired to go on.
make them tired. make them weary. throw sand in the gears.
I do not regret to tell you that we are going to win.
britain could have thrown more troops at revolutionary america, they were just too tired to go on.
make them tired. make them weary. throw sand in the gears.
I do not regret to tell you that we are going to win.
February 4, 2026 at 3:26 PM
When Tom Homan starts talking about “rotating people out”
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Axios had a story today about how hard Minnesota’s economy is being hit and how slow the recovery could be. So, I’m going to take this opportunity to say that if you want to support the Twin Cities, you should plan a visit for this summer, spend some money here, & see how amazing it is for yourself.
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Axios had a story today about how hard Minnesota’s economy is being hit and how slow the recovery could be. So, I’m going to take this opportunity to say that if you want to support the Twin Cities, you should plan a visit for this summer, spend some money here, & see how amazing it is for yourself.
update: movie good
I should have realized that when I looked up showtimes for the new Sam Raimi film that googling “send help Minneapolis” may not be the string I wanted.
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 AM
update: movie good
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Jeffrey Epstein recommended Pokemon Go to Deepak Chopra and a member of the royal family of Qatar www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 4, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Jeffrey Epstein recommended Pokemon Go to Deepak Chopra and a member of the royal family of Qatar www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
q for my local politics process nerds:
If Klobuchar (2 years into her current senate term) wins the governor's office then I know that it's the governor who picks someone to take a retiring senator's seat.
Does that mean that Klobuchar would pick her own successor or would Walz?
If Klobuchar (2 years into her current senate term) wins the governor's office then I know that it's the governor who picks someone to take a retiring senator's seat.
Does that mean that Klobuchar would pick her own successor or would Walz?
February 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
q for my local politics process nerds:
If Klobuchar (2 years into her current senate term) wins the governor's office then I know that it's the governor who picks someone to take a retiring senator's seat.
Does that mean that Klobuchar would pick her own successor or would Walz?
If Klobuchar (2 years into her current senate term) wins the governor's office then I know that it's the governor who picks someone to take a retiring senator's seat.
Does that mean that Klobuchar would pick her own successor or would Walz?
real sicko hours in Coen Bros fandom
(New Criterion disc of Man Who Wasn't There announced)
(New Criterion disc of Man Who Wasn't There announced)
February 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
real sicko hours in Coen Bros fandom
(New Criterion disc of Man Who Wasn't There announced)
(New Criterion disc of Man Who Wasn't There announced)
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I’ve been thinking about this comment all weekend. 🚢🧊🌹
February 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I’ve been thinking about this comment all weekend. 🚢🧊🌹
talking about whistles as something that can trigger panic responses during an ICE occupation is a little bit like talking about how excess moisture can weaken a house's foundational structure while the house is on fire
Ugh. The main anti-ICE group in Washington which has 44k followers on Facebook and has been going around to communities promoting classes is now promoting this anti-whistle nonsense for "harm reduction" reasons as well.
February 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
talking about whistles as something that can trigger panic responses during an ICE occupation is a little bit like talking about how excess moisture can weaken a house's foundational structure while the house is on fire
I would very much like to thank ChatGPT for my job security, as people ask it questions; it gives them lies; they fuck up their coffee systems, and then need to ask an actual expert to figure out why their coffee is so fucked up.
February 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I would very much like to thank ChatGPT for my job security, as people ask it questions; it gives them lies; they fuck up their coffee systems, and then need to ask an actual expert to figure out why their coffee is so fucked up.