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Rob Hakimian
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Arsenal season ticket. New Civil Engineer news editor. Beats Per Minute editor. Living in Stoke Newington. Getting excited/angry in equal measure about football, music, infrastructure and politics is my whole thing
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 4d
Arne Slot might be the biggest bald fraud we’ve seen managing in the Premier League to date
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 5d
Five wins in a row for Arsenal. If only that guy with the hair was a Gooner
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 18d
On the other side, it means plenty of minutes for Zubi this international break
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 19d
Never thought I’d celebrate a Chelsea goal like that… Liverpool = frauds, confirmed
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REDaction Gooners @redactionafc.bsky.social · 19d
Memorable seasons are built upon forgettable 2-0 home wins
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 22d
Wirtz, Mbeumo and Fernandes all have 0 assists in the PL this season, so how useful is this stat really?
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · 22d
Wirtz, Mbeumo and Fernandes have precisely 0 assists between them
optajoe.com OptaJoe @optajoe.com · 22d
21 - Most chances created for Premier League clubs in all competitions this season:

21 - Florian Wirtz
21 - Jack Grealish
18 - Bryan Mbeumo
17 - Bruno Fernandes
16 - 5 players

Agenda.
A close up of Florian Wirtz during Liverpool's defeat to Galatasaray.
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · Sep 21
Not even on the bench today 😕
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · Sep 16
Every season we show up after the summer thinking “surely they’ve upgraded the speaker system”, alas…
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · Sep 12
Ridiculous rule. Caitlin robbed.
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · Sep 6
Thoughts on Katie Reid over Lotte?
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · Aug 27
Sub-Marine United?
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · Aug 27
The Man Utd squad should be made to watch the Sacha Baron Cohen film Grimsby on the coach home as punishment for this
a man with a mustache is wearing a white england shirt .
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a white england shirt .
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · Aug 26
Very excited to return to @endoftheroadfestival.com this weekend!

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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · Aug 25
Just as Newcastle had cleaned up their mess they go and shit the bed all over again

#Barclays
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · Aug 25
No it’s not. Audio matters.
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · Aug 25
Social piranha 😂
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · Aug 25
Turned out to be a monkey paw for Gordon
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · Aug 20
Imagine if we get them at home though… 🍽️
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · Aug 20
The very foundations of the Spurs fanbase are cracking over the Eze hijack

This 70-year-old lifelong Tottenham fan on Talksport says he’s considering switching to Arsenal
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · Aug 17
Gyok was about to crack a stinger when he stepped on the ball
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · Aug 17
14 defensive contributions on the new FPL system
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · Aug 17
No Norgaard on the bench, poor guy.

But that just shows how strong we are 💪🏻

#COYG
adam.cannonstats.com Adam Rae Voge @adam.cannonstats.com · Aug 17
Hell of a bench
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · Aug 12
My thoughts exactly
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Rob Hakimian @robhak.bsky.social · Aug 12
So stupid. How about switching off AI for a bit? That would be much more significant
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