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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal

@robincoyote.bsky.social

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Lv 35 - He/Him - Asexual - NY, USA - Hungry - Often depressed - ADHD, sometimes forget to respond or reach out. NO RP ♥ snolfnyeen.bsky.social ♥ ♥ swaythefaux.bsky.social ♥ Alt Account: @songbirdcanine.bsky.social Dropbox: https://tinyurl.com/dropyote

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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 26d

Hey there, my name's Robin to most people, but I don't mind Hades or Saian(pron. Cyan) either.

I'm shy and awkward but feel free to reach out to me here or at robincoyote on Telegram(pref.) or discord.

Featured are characters in order: Robin (coyote), Hades (folf), Saian(Ventura, custom species).

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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 8h

Do the bare minimum! Poop on the clock! Use their computers to job search! Two weeks notice? They certainly wouldn't give you that if they wanted to get rid of you.

It's the age of mercenary-style employment.

Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 17h

I have never been so happy and yet so fucking jealous.

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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 1d

Eee. So happy to have him unlocked. ♥

I've missed playing Digimon games.

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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 1d

I started up a game & it lets you retry a battle at lower difficulty if you lose twice. Except story mode which allows you to use "invincibility mode" if you lose a battle once.

How shamelessly bad do you need to be at a turn-based game to not only fail story mode but to willingly lean on god mode?

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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 2d

ADHD gives the remarkable superpower to tune almost anything out. Including the music playing in my head.

Anyway, I've had fucking christian worship music playing in my head for hours and only just now tuned in and realized. WTF. I haven't heard worship music in over a decade. Why brain?

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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 3d

That's slug juggalos, in case the nomenclature it wasn't clear.

Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 3d

Can't get to sleep so instead I'm reading a book and sobbing my eyes out at 2am over a fictional character death.

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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 5d

That's gonna be annoying to get out of your fur. x3

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 5d

Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.

The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.

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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 5d

I'm just bad at finding artists. ;w;

Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 6d

More like Fat punk canine. ♥

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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 7d

I realized I have an addictive personality. I stay the hell away from even alcohol.

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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 7d

Handsome. ♥

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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 7d

They couldn't get off the phone fast enough once they realized it was their own fuckup.

Our system doesn't even allow backdating. I have no fucking clue how they managed it. I just know they were misusing a feature and causing a fuck ton of issues for themselves.

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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 7d

I just spent an hour going circles while customers interrogated me over a charge auto pay wasn't paying on their account (they ran the place, & also were their own customer). I was almost in tears.

Turns out this clown had somehow backdated a charge to 23 YEARS AGO and our system wasn't having it.

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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 7d

Robin is the most susceptible. And yes, he's one long, giant stomach. x3

Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 8d

This sounds like an amazing combo honestly

Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 8d

Two friends discover #vore together through mutual, flustered admission. They have no name for it, they don't know it's already a thing.

They call it their, "special game," pausing and blushing furiously whenever one asks if the other wants to partake. It's their shared little secret. ❤️

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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 8d

It was like ten flavors of scam. Not all from the same place, or so it appears.

Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 8d

Someone just sold my phone number because I just got ten fucking spam voicemails within the span of an hour.

Jesus.

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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 8d

I do this all the time and they always seem grateful. x3

Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 8d

It'd be up to the DM. The Ancestry doesn't have you select an animal, it has you cobble together an approximation of one. You'd basically just be building a wolf and using a class to give it a laser. I doubt anyone would object to that. Calling it a tashtari is just harmless fluff at that point.

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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 8d

Hades is kinda a "I'm too cool for everything" loner. So he tends to gravitate towards reading or relaxing activities like watching the sky. He wants friends, but he also doesn't want to seem desperate, so he acts aloof and sabotages himself.

He needs to be adopted by a clingy extrovert. x3

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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 8d

He adores physical contact, especially belly rubs. You can very easily avoid a bad end by being extra cuddly. It derails his pred mood. Good luck escaping though, he's clingy.

Hades is tall because I like size diff. and having normal-sized prey just vanish, unseen while still being filling.

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Melodramatic Spooky Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 8d

I enjoy being eaten by people who are normally prey or prey-leaning for this reason. Or people that nobody knows about. Imagine being a well-known personality or predator and just getting vanished into someone with no following. Nobody would believe them.

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