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RoboCoonie Wölver
@robocoonie.bsky.social
I play variety games mostly of the simulation kind. Fat sassy gay single raccoon furry that wants to cuddle. I box and do Muay Thai. Find me on Twitch.tv/RoboCoonie
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Hey! I stream on #Twitch. Feel free to follow if you'd like! People say I’m funny sometimes, and my #raccoon avatar twerks on screen with the !butts command. Join the fun at twitch.tv/robocoonie 🎉
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Am the pudgy heavyweight but am working on dropping the pounds. Who wants to go a few rounds? #boxing #muaythai #gay
February 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
February 5, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Hit 20,000 miles in the car yesterday.
February 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Oh also, I might have gallstones, yay!
January 22, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Pharmacy strikes are one of the reasons I hate unions. Let's punish the public to get our way from our employer. That's usually the way all strikes work.

So, who cares if you can't get your vital medication, we need a better something.
January 22, 2026 at 4:25 PM
We need more momentum on this. Landlords should not be able to use your irrelevant credit history to determine your eligibility to rent. Fuck that shit. c.org/Hqvy7rDCFS
December 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
You're one of my favorite science people for sure!
December 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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EVEN MORE ADVENTURES OF THE WORLD’S BIGGEST ASSHOLE

New blog post:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...
Even More Adventures of the World’s Biggest Asshole
CNN: This morning, the World’s Biggest Asshole gloated over the brutal murder of his longtime critic Rob Reiner
open.substack.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I also use a lot of your announcements and findings as foundation research for my sci-fi universe in my novel
December 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It's a good thing. I have my announcements turned on to read when you declare things. You're like my good news beacon in a dreary day.
December 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Yeah!
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Dear LAPD.

Explain to me the logic of blinding drivers with your spotlight at night while they're in motion. How is that safe? You've got my attention but now I can't see, and this car is still in motion.
December 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I always hear the professor from Futurama when you make announcements.
December 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I had a whole police car do a fucking ilegal u turn, driving in oncoming traffic, just to blind me at the light because they think my headlights are DRLs. They're not! My lights are fucking on. Assholes.
December 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Fucking police in LA needs to learn the headlights of EVs. My lights are on you asshole, stop blinding me while I'm driving.
December 15, 2025 at 8:05 AM
It's because I have food, isn't it?
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Bullshit that CBP needs 5 years of social media invasion for international tourists. It's the precursor to normalizing invasion of privacy under the guise of national security.

Bullshit.
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
New Blog Post! The Deterioration of Google Gemini: A Quality Assurance Perspective
https://www.robocoonie.com/post/the-state-of-google-gemini-and-the-unpaid-qa-team
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
New Blog Post! Optimizing Your Digital Art Process for a Better Digital Art Workflow
https://www.robocoonie.com/post/optimizing-your-digital-art-process-for-a-better-digital-art-workflow
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Fuck the American GESTAPO. That's what they are. With their concentration camps. They're killing people. Wake up people. We fought wars for this. We'll do it again.
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
That time the LA DODGERS told ICE to go fuck off.
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Trump can suck my unwashed ass until 5 minutes from now, because I'm about to take a shower.

Then he can suck my washed ass. He probably likes it that way anyway.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Mood
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM