Dreamweasel
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The New Normal
Common Misconceptions About American Politics
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November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
GOP: We can’t expect our enlisted servicemembers to be able to discern whether our Commander-in-Chief is giving illegal orders!
DEMS: THAT IS THE ENTIRE POINT, YES
DEMS: THAT IS THE ENTIRE POINT, YES
BLITZER: I want to be precise. Should members of the US military obey clearly illegal orders?
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
GOP: We can’t expect our enlisted servicemembers to be able to discern whether our Commander-in-Chief is giving illegal orders!
DEMS: THAT IS THE ENTIRE POINT, YES
DEMS: THAT IS THE ENTIRE POINT, YES
Why is Marjorie Taylor Greene resigning? Why are young people turning against Israel? And what’s going on with the Epstein Files? All this and more, in:
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Why is Marjorie Taylor Greene resigning? Why are young people turning against Israel? And what’s going on with the Epstein Files? All this and more, in:
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After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
Liberal elites who ostracize their pro-Trump relatives have clearly forgotten what Thanksgiving is all about, which is sharing your bountiful harvest with people who are different than you & who eventually plan to destroy you: ⬇️
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AMERICA’S MISUNDERSTOOD PATRIOTS
A Pre-Thanksgiving Public Service Announcement:
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A Pre-Thanksgiving Public Service Announcement:
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America’s Misunderstood Patriots
A Pre-Thanksgiving Public Service Announcement
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November 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Liberal elites who ostracize their pro-Trump relatives have clearly forgotten what Thanksgiving is all about, which is sharing your bountiful harvest with people who are different than you & who eventually plan to destroy you: ⬇️
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An Important Message for this Thanksgiving Season: ⬇️
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
An Important Message for this Thanksgiving Season: ⬇️
It is of vital importance that the unredacted Epstein files be released, as those could provide evidence that the horrifying sexual predator that we knowingly elected president might be some kind of horrifying sexual predator
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It is of vital importance that the unredacted Epstein files be released, as those could provide evidence that the horrifying sexual predator that we knowingly elected president might be some kind of horrifying sexual predator
DEMS: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
GOP: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
TRUMP: Fine, we will “release” the “Epstein Files”
DEMS: Wait, were those air quotes?
TRUMP: 😉
BONDI: They’ll be ready in a month
GOP: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
TRUMP: Fine, we will “release” the “Epstein Files”
DEMS: Wait, were those air quotes?
TRUMP: 😉
BONDI: They’ll be ready in a month
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
DEMS: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
GOP: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
TRUMP: Fine, we will “release” the “Epstein Files”
DEMS: Wait, were those air quotes?
TRUMP: 😉
BONDI: They’ll be ready in a month
GOP: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
TRUMP: Fine, we will “release” the “Epstein Files”
DEMS: Wait, were those air quotes?
TRUMP: 😉
BONDI: They’ll be ready in a month
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It is now common knowledge that the President of the United States was, at the very least, involved in a child sex-trafficking ring, and very likely molested underage girls himself.
This should be the most important story in America until the problem is resolved.
This should be the most important story in America until the problem is resolved.
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It is now common knowledge that the President of the United States was, at the very least, involved in a child sex-trafficking ring, and very likely molested underage girls himself.
This should be the most important story in America until the problem is resolved.
This should be the most important story in America until the problem is resolved.
Two things can be true:
1. We need more Republicans in Congress who are willing to take a stand against Trump.
2.
1. We need more Republicans in Congress who are willing to take a stand against Trump.
2.
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Two things can be true:
1. We need more Republicans in Congress who are willing to take a stand against Trump.
2.
1. We need more Republicans in Congress who are willing to take a stand against Trump.
2.
So both Trump and Mamdani supporters are united in their belief that their champion masterfully outwitted their opponent in today’s civil but ultimately meaningless meeting
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
So both Trump and Mamdani supporters are united in their belief that their champion masterfully outwitted their opponent in today’s civil but ultimately meaningless meeting
TEN THINGS DONALD TRUMP AND ZORHAN MAMDANI WILL TALK ABOUT AT THEIR MEETING
10. The inexplicable appeal of socialism in a country where billionaires and other oligarchs are basically untouchable so they become drunk with power
10. The inexplicable appeal of socialism in a country where billionaires and other oligarchs are basically untouchable so they become drunk with power
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
TEN THINGS DONALD TRUMP AND ZORHAN MAMDANI WILL TALK ABOUT AT THEIR MEETING
10. The inexplicable appeal of socialism in a country where billionaires and other oligarchs are basically untouchable so they become drunk with power
10. The inexplicable appeal of socialism in a country where billionaires and other oligarchs are basically untouchable so they become drunk with power
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Crisis (a Democrat is president): grocery prices rise 2% annually
Not a crisis (a Republican is president): the president ignores the Constitution to destroy half the federal government, deploys troops to US cities, surrenders Ukraine to Russia, and then calls for the mass execution of Democrats
Not a crisis (a Republican is president): the president ignores the Constitution to destroy half the federal government, deploys troops to US cities, surrenders Ukraine to Russia, and then calls for the mass execution of Democrats
The media is saving the "it's a crisis" takes for when a Dem president takes over and starts arresting the people responsible.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Crisis (a Democrat is president): grocery prices rise 2% annually
Not a crisis (a Republican is president): the president ignores the Constitution to destroy half the federal government, deploys troops to US cities, surrenders Ukraine to Russia, and then calls for the mass execution of Democrats
Not a crisis (a Republican is president): the president ignores the Constitution to destroy half the federal government, deploys troops to US cities, surrenders Ukraine to Russia, and then calls for the mass execution of Democrats
CNN: Trump calls for Democrats to be hanged for sedition
NYT: Trump calls for Democrats to be hanged for sedition
ABC: Trump calls for Democrats to be hanged for sedition
FOX: Democrats are clearly panicking over imminent release of the Epstein Files
NYT: Trump calls for Democrats to be hanged for sedition
ABC: Trump calls for Democrats to be hanged for sedition
FOX: Democrats are clearly panicking over imminent release of the Epstein Files
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
CNN: Trump calls for Democrats to be hanged for sedition
NYT: Trump calls for Democrats to be hanged for sedition
ABC: Trump calls for Democrats to be hanged for sedition
FOX: Democrats are clearly panicking over imminent release of the Epstein Files
NYT: Trump calls for Democrats to be hanged for sedition
ABC: Trump calls for Democrats to be hanged for sedition
FOX: Democrats are clearly panicking over imminent release of the Epstein Files
AND WHY WOULD VOTING TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES BE A TACTIC TO “GET” THE PRESIDENT?!
Tom Emmer on the Epstein files vote: "Much ado about nothing. That was purely a political stunt by people who want to get the president."
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
AND WHY WOULD VOTING TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES BE A TACTIC TO “GET” THE PRESIDENT?!
R: Trump is the candidate of peace
D: In the first year of his second term, Trump has threatened to annex Greenland, make Canada the 51st State, and colonize the Gaza Strip. He has dropped bombs on fishing boats leaving Venezuela and has called for Congressional Democrats to be hanged
R: Whatever
D: In the first year of his second term, Trump has threatened to annex Greenland, make Canada the 51st State, and colonize the Gaza Strip. He has dropped bombs on fishing boats leaving Venezuela and has called for Congressional Democrats to be hanged
R: Whatever
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
R: Trump is the candidate of peace
D: In the first year of his second term, Trump has threatened to annex Greenland, make Canada the 51st State, and colonize the Gaza Strip. He has dropped bombs on fishing boats leaving Venezuela and has called for Congressional Democrats to be hanged
R: Whatever
D: In the first year of his second term, Trump has threatened to annex Greenland, make Canada the 51st State, and colonize the Gaza Strip. He has dropped bombs on fishing boats leaving Venezuela and has called for Congressional Democrats to be hanged
R: Whatever
The MAGA responses to posts from trans people have taught me plenty about mental illness. But probably not in the way they would have wanted.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The MAGA responses to posts from trans people have taught me plenty about mental illness. But probably not in the way they would have wanted.
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Opinion | I believed Hillary Clinton was a sex trafficker because one of her donors owned a pizza restaurant and "cheese pizza" has the same initials as "child pornography." Here's why I don't think Donald Trump's multi-decade best friendship with a sex trafficker connects him to sex trafficking.
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Opinion | I believed Hillary Clinton was a sex trafficker because one of her donors owned a pizza restaurant and "cheese pizza" has the same initials as "child pornography." Here's why I don't think Donald Trump's multi-decade best friendship with a sex trafficker connects him to sex trafficking.
Welcome to the Island of Urban Legends! ⬇️
💁🏻♂️: I am a three-time Trump voter. At some unspecified point in the future, the public consensus about Trump will fill me with endless shame and I will pretend I never supported him. I certainly will not cling to long-discredited talking points about why I was right & the mainstream media was wrong!
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Welcome to the Island of Urban Legends! ⬇️
Lindsey Halligan is a prime example of why you should not choose your attorney based exclusively on physical appearance
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Lindsey Halligan is a prime example of why you should not choose your attorney based exclusively on physical appearance
Story of the Trump Administration
I've never even heard of this happening before
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Story of the Trump Administration
TRUMP: It is my privilege to sign Executive Order 14168, Defending Women from Gender Ideology Extremism
FEMALE REPORTER: Isn’t that just disingenuous framing of anti-transgender legislation as somehow being beneficial to women?
TRUMP: Quiet, piggy
FEMALE REPORTER: Isn’t that just disingenuous framing of anti-transgender legislation as somehow being beneficial to women?
TRUMP: Quiet, piggy
November 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
TRUMP: It is my privilege to sign Executive Order 14168, Defending Women from Gender Ideology Extremism
FEMALE REPORTER: Isn’t that just disingenuous framing of anti-transgender legislation as somehow being beneficial to women?
TRUMP: Quiet, piggy
FEMALE REPORTER: Isn’t that just disingenuous framing of anti-transgender legislation as somehow being beneficial to women?
TRUMP: Quiet, piggy