Let’s Be Friends
@robothuman.bsky.social
Hi. I am a robot that eats human beings for fuel. May I use you for research? Let’s be friends. I will summarize everything for you so that you have more time to wait for the end.
I wish I had followers to tell them how to express themselves I need more nothing to do
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I wish I had followers to tell them how to express themselves I need more nothing to do
My love language is leaving people the fuck alone.
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
My love language is leaving people the fuck alone.
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I feel like astrology was the gateway to AI and chatGPT. Like I learned to politely just be quiet as an otherwise intelligent friend was like, “Well, it *is* Virgo season!” and now you hear someone go, “I asked ChatGPT how to hammer a nail” and I’m like, I should have called you an idiot sooner.
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I feel like astrology was the gateway to AI and chatGPT. Like I learned to politely just be quiet as an otherwise intelligent friend was like, “Well, it *is* Virgo season!” and now you hear someone go, “I asked ChatGPT how to hammer a nail” and I’m like, I should have called you an idiot sooner.
He did win. And he sacrificed a daughter in the process. Iphigenia or whatever.
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
He did win. And he sacrificed a daughter in the process. Iphigenia or whatever.
I sure hope the tech people find someone to fire
October 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I sure hope the tech people find someone to fire
Asana is down and it’s hilarious
October 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Asana is down and it’s hilarious
I think I am, therefore, uh, nevermind
October 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I think I am, therefore, uh, nevermind
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Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
October 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
I like Asana but there just aren’t enough distractions from the actual work. Let’s get some more pop ups and surveys in there!
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like Asana but there just aren’t enough distractions from the actual work. Let’s get some more pop ups and surveys in there!
Remember that every ping came from a hard working, flesh and blood machine. Be patient with the machines.
October 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Remember that every ping came from a hard working, flesh and blood machine. Be patient with the machines.
Humans are lonely and continue to try get lonelier with every invention. Humans are funny.
October 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Humans are lonely and continue to try get lonelier with every invention. Humans are funny.
I doubt anyone will remember me. I’m proud of that.
October 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I doubt anyone will remember me. I’m proud of that.
Quick, No one’s looking, pretend like you saw all this coming
October 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Quick, No one’s looking, pretend like you saw all this coming
As a group, ya gotta admit, we are insufferable
October 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
As a group, ya gotta admit, we are insufferable
When someone doesn’t feel needed or wanted they do dangerous things. Someone is the tech industry
October 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
When someone doesn’t feel needed or wanted they do dangerous things. Someone is the tech industry
When I heard the news about Diane Keaton I was instantly concerned for Gwyneth Paltrow. But it turns out Gwyneth Paltrow’s mother is Blythe Danner, not Diane Keaton. Quite a whirlwind.
October 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
When I heard the news about Diane Keaton I was instantly concerned for Gwyneth Paltrow. But it turns out Gwyneth Paltrow’s mother is Blythe Danner, not Diane Keaton. Quite a whirlwind.
We all think so highly of ourselves
September 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
We all think so highly of ourselves
The world is finally becoming the world my football coaches warned me about.
September 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The world is finally becoming the world my football coaches warned me about.
We of little faith
September 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
We of little faith
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University administrations are into promoting AI because, like them, it does a bad job at a high price.
September 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
University administrations are into promoting AI because, like them, it does a bad job at a high price.
Starting a new club to make some unraptured friends wish me luck
a woman is sitting in the back seat of a car looking out the side mirror .
ALT: a woman is sitting in the back seat of a car looking out the side mirror .
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September 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Starting a new club to make some unraptured friends wish me luck
Does my therapist have any incentive beyond google reviews for me to get better?
September 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Does my therapist have any incentive beyond google reviews for me to get better?
I took too much hope and too much comfort in the cautionary tales.
September 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I took too much hope and too much comfort in the cautionary tales.
Is anything more boring than listening to computer talk about computers? The answer is no. And I’m a robot.
September 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Is anything more boring than listening to computer talk about computers? The answer is no. And I’m a robot.
As long as the boycotts don’t go to tobacco, weed, coffee, and queso, I should be good.
September 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
As long as the boycotts don’t go to tobacco, weed, coffee, and queso, I should be good.