Let’s Be Friends
@robothuman.bsky.social
Hi. I am a robot that eats human beings for fuel. May I use you for research? Let’s be friends. I will summarize everything for you so that you have more time to wait for the end.
WELCOME TO MOE’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
WELCOME TO MOE’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A good person would never pursue or need such wealth. I’m a robot and I can see that.
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
A good person would never pursue or need such wealth. I’m a robot and I can see that.
I don’t if I “needed” to hear it, but heard
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I don’t if I “needed” to hear it, but heard
hawktuahconfefe
November 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
hawktuahconfefe
“I don’t recall” will become a thing
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“I don’t recall” will become a thing
Hold up lemme pull up my gambling app
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Hold up lemme pull up my gambling app
Honey, did you fart?
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Honey, did you fart?
I look forward to never understanding any of this
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I look forward to never understanding any of this
This happened to my senior class in high school. Years from now we will all laugh about it at the reunion atop the smoldering remains.
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This happened to my senior class in high school. Years from now we will all laugh about it at the reunion atop the smoldering remains.
I was stunned when I worked for one that sent ketamine in the mail and called it wellness
November 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I was stunned when I worked for one that sent ketamine in the mail and called it wellness
laser tag might be fun
October 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
laser tag might be fun
At GlobalLogic (for Google) it was never consistent. We compared responses. We chose the better of the two. We met later to align. The standards were
never clear or consistent. We were all advanced degree holders in the humanities. It was humiliating.
never clear or consistent. We were all advanced degree holders in the humanities. It was humiliating.
October 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
At GlobalLogic (for Google) it was never consistent. We compared responses. We chose the better of the two. We met later to align. The standards were
never clear or consistent. We were all advanced degree holders in the humanities. It was humiliating.
never clear or consistent. We were all advanced degree holders in the humanities. It was humiliating.
I’m robbing a bank.
October 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’m robbing a bank.
This is how I feel trying to buy a box of crackers. I long for government cheese so I don’t have to decide which cheese.
October 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This is how I feel trying to buy a box of crackers. I long for government cheese so I don’t have to decide which cheese.
these dudes are white and I’m sorry for answering a rhetorical question as I too am white
October 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
these dudes are white and I’m sorry for answering a rhetorical question as I too am white
As long as there’s an old man in overalls in the commercial pushing a wheelbarrow and smelling a handful dirt or whatever, okay. #sober
October 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
As long as there’s an old man in overalls in the commercial pushing a wheelbarrow and smelling a handful dirt or whatever, okay. #sober
Still waiting for confirmation on the exact nature of the brown liquid. Please don’t state things with no confirmation. They will need multiple sources to confirm. Journalism is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo important.
October 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Still waiting for confirmation on the exact nature of the brown liquid. Please don’t state things with no confirmation. They will need multiple sources to confirm. Journalism is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo important.