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Why does everything have to be gold this year?

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Christmas Is On Ice This Year (Boogie Woogie Version!)
Mrs. Claus was arrested/They put her in a cell/She got the bottom bunk/On top is Ghislaine Maxwell
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December 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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In 2016, the day after the Garry Shandling memorial, Marc Maron did a wonderful interview with Rob Reiner, who had just finished creating a movie about addiction recovery with his son. It opens with a rumination on death. Some charming, funny stuff. Ugh. So sad.
Episode 702 - Rob Reiner — WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Rob Reiner has been around show business his entire life, which might explain why he's excelled in so many different areas. Rob shares stories with Marc about Groucho Marx, the Smothers Brothers, All ...
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December 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
This song is full of both good and deranged advice!

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Listen To Your Body (Las Vegas Remix!)
Listen to the wax/Melting in your ear/Listen when your appendix screams/“Get me outta here!”
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December 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone telling you be of good cheer
It's the most wonderful time of the year
December 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A non-cynical take! New song.

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The Star On Our Tree
When the fire crackles/And sleigh bells jingle/We all feel that special tingle
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December 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Gonna be an awesome show!

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Too Many Awful People (Broadway Version)
A sneak park from the new musical!
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December 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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“You’re prompting me wrong.”
BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?

TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded

BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
An allegory that is also a samba!

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Tina’s Friends All Say
He bloviated and bothered her. She wished that he would let go.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Rubio sure looks like an idiot here, talking to another idiot who is sleeping. Maybe they are doing a "Weekend at Bernie's".
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Okay for once I totally and completely empathize with President Trump.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This tune is nuts! And dangerous. Don’t let it infect you.

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Runaway Earworm (British Invasion Remix!)
As soon as you hear it, you’re gonna wanna dance with me!
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December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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filed under “things that make me really fucking happy”
Jack White brings out Eminem
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
What were these guys up to? New tune!

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Thanksgiving Day, Four Hours From Sedona
Our plan was solid/It went off without a hitch/By this time tomorrow/Mom’s sons will be rich
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November 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM