Alex Langley
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Alex Langley
@rocketllama.bsky.social
Author of Make a Nerdy Living + Geek Handbook series + Kill the Freshman. NEWEST BOOK: Spider-Man Psychology: Untangling Webs.
Psychologist. Foe of bearded bees.
He/him.
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-comics people!
-readers
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-artists
-antifascists
-anti-ai folks
-anti-capitalists
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It’s that magical time of the year where certain guys go around without any type of winter protection as part of a misguided effort to exude masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
“Let it ever be the goal that stirs us, not the odds”
-Silver Surfer
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Reposted by Alex Langley
"I read your last book, and I was bored out of my mind."

"Well, that's your privilege."

100% using this Jessica Fletcher line from Murder, She Wrote when someone tells me at a con they didn't like a book 😆. Love this so much.
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Returning to a warm bed is one of the best feelings in existence.
December 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I want to see Youtube style gossip videos but they’re about things only your specific family would care about

“MOM’S new casserole recipe CHANGES EVERYTHING”

“TOP FIVE signs about UNCLE JON’S drinking problem that you MISSED”

“Buddy the dog apology video: ‘peeing on the carpet is not who i am”
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
December 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I guess Vecna likes bowling? #strangerthings
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
“ Be careful what you wish for” is a garbage theme for a story. Just pure nonsense probably whipped up by aristocrats to keep us peons from wanting above our stations
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Even the goblinest of cats enjoy pets sometimes #cats
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My kid, in the bathroom:
“Hi, Mr. Toilet! Do you like to eat poop and drink pee?”
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Happy
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Happy anniversary to the time Buffy wore this lil cowboy hat #thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Baltimore has seen a record decrease in homicides, gun violence, and arrests thanks to a network of social programs designed to reach out to people from within their own communities. Social support over authoritarianism, always.

youtu.be/XQs59YY-e2I?...
Baltimore Streets
YouTube video by Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Lots of parents currently shopping for 6 7 gifts that their kids will be mortified of down the line if not instantly
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Mentally here rn
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Thirt13n Ghosts is a dumb movie, but has cool ghosts.

What are some other _____ movies that have cool ______?
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
As someone who has attended conventions for years, I know what you HAVE to have in order to cosplay:
Joy for what you’re doing- have fun!
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Something I love in RPGs is the way you'll show up to a city where everything is so obviously bad, knowing that you'll be able to make things better for everyone through sheer force of will
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
🎉🎉🎉congrats!!! It’s just another 175 years until Partridge Family 2200 is a reality!!!!!! Please celebrate responsibly
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Indiana Jones looking cheekier than I remember
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
He told a reporter to “Quiet, piggy”SERIOUSLY?!?
He’s not just a villain, he’s a lame ass saturday morning villain
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I miss the heyday of CW tv programming, an endless sea of rabid fandoms supporting scifi/fantasy shows about beautiful dummies making bad decisions
November 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM