Alex Langley
@rocketllama.bsky.social
Author of Make a Nerdy Living + Geek Handbook series + Kill the Freshman. NEWEST BOOK: Spider-Man Psychology: Untangling Webs.
Psychologist. Foe of bearded bees.
He/him.
Psychologist. Foe of bearded bees.
He/him.
“Let it ever be the goal that stirs us, not the odds”
-Silver Surfer
-Silver Surfer
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
“Let it ever be the goal that stirs us, not the odds”
-Silver Surfer
-Silver Surfer
Happy anniversary to the time Buffy wore this lil cowboy hat #thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Happy anniversary to the time Buffy wore this lil cowboy hat #thanksgiving
Mentally here rn
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Mentally here rn
🎉🎉🎉congrats!!! It’s just another 175 years until Partridge Family 2200 is a reality!!!!!! Please celebrate responsibly
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
🎉🎉🎉congrats!!! It’s just another 175 years until Partridge Family 2200 is a reality!!!!!! Please celebrate responsibly
Indiana Jones looking cheekier than I remember
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Indiana Jones looking cheekier than I remember
I’m sorry, the eyes did WHAT now?
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’m sorry, the eyes did WHAT now?
When I'm in a slump, I comfort myself by saying that I believe in Mookie Wilson
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
When I'm in a slump, I comfort myself by saying that I believe in Mookie Wilson
A question asked daily under this admin
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A question asked daily under this admin
Only suckers rent from:
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Only suckers rent from:
Absolute Batman sending a pretty clear message about racism
(It’s bad)
(It’s bad)
October 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Absolute Batman sending a pretty clear message about racism
(It’s bad)
(It’s bad)
With cults, there often comes a point wherein the cult leader begins doing increasingly bizarre, cruel, & destructive things. This is partly out of boredom with their followers, partly to test the limits of their influence, & partly to rage against a world that doesn’t accept their absolute power
October 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
With cults, there often comes a point wherein the cult leader begins doing increasingly bizarre, cruel, & destructive things. This is partly out of boredom with their followers, partly to test the limits of their influence, & partly to rage against a world that doesn’t accept their absolute power
Airplane not included
October 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Airplane not included
“Leto? Oh no! Jared woes after people don’t show to his no-go slow-mo picture show!”
October 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“Leto? Oh no! Jared woes after people don’t show to his no-go slow-mo picture show!”
Here you go. Use it on anything you want.
October 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Here you go. Use it on anything you want.
deleting multiple emails a day is not a “goal”, it’s a punishment, a sisyphean task from which there is no reporeve
October 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
deleting multiple emails a day is not a “goal”, it’s a punishment, a sisyphean task from which there is no reporeve
I ran the math, and you would have just under a billion after 500+ years of work
October 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I ran the math, and you would have just under a billion after 500+ years of work