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JESSIE: Is Victreebel trying to kiss you, or eat you alive?
December 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
JESSIE: Is Victreebel trying to kiss you, or eat you alive?
MEOWTH: We'll never get out of here in one piece!
JAMES: But I need to be in one piece!
JAMES: But I need to be in one piece!
December 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
MEOWTH: We'll never get out of here in one piece!
JAMES: But I need to be in one piece!
JAMES: But I need to be in one piece!
MEOWTH: You're giving me a pain, but I can't say where cuz kids watch this show!
December 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
MEOWTH: You're giving me a pain, but I can't say where cuz kids watch this show!
JAMES: This display case is harder than dealing with either of you.
December 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
JAMES: This display case is harder than dealing with either of you.
JAMES: I need those attacks like I need a hole in my head, which thanks to Carnivine, I have an abundance of!
December 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
JAMES: I need those attacks like I need a hole in my head, which thanks to Carnivine, I have an abundance of!
JESSIE: Out of the way nudniks!
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
JESSIE: Out of the way nudniks!
JESSIE: Aren't we overdue for some sort of machine?
MEOWTH: But we're out of money!
JESSIE: That's no excuse!
MEOWTH: But we're out of money!
JESSIE: That's no excuse!
December 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
JESSIE: Aren't we overdue for some sort of machine?
MEOWTH: But we're out of money!
JESSIE: That's no excuse!
MEOWTH: But we're out of money!
JESSIE: That's no excuse!
JESSIE: Capturing twins requires a plan twice as evil.
December 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
JESSIE: Capturing twins requires a plan twice as evil.
JESSIE: What a wind bag.
December 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
JESSIE: What a wind bag.
JESSIE: Well, if they're so valuable, let's sell them.
JAMES: No way! I'm not collecting them to sell! I'm collecting them because they're simple and beautiful and because they make me happy! Why are you so money hungry?
JAMES: No way! I'm not collecting them to sell! I'm collecting them because they're simple and beautiful and because they make me happy! Why are you so money hungry?
December 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
JESSIE: Well, if they're so valuable, let's sell them.
JAMES: No way! I'm not collecting them to sell! I'm collecting them because they're simple and beautiful and because they make me happy! Why are you so money hungry?
JAMES: No way! I'm not collecting them to sell! I'm collecting them because they're simple and beautiful and because they make me happy! Why are you so money hungry?
JAMES: Jessie? Meowth? Do you ever think maybe, just maybe, our fruitless, never-ending quest to capture this specific Pikachu- even though there are plenty of other powerful Pokémon- is only a metaphor for some larger search for meaning in the universe?
December 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
JAMES: Jessie? Meowth? Do you ever think maybe, just maybe, our fruitless, never-ending quest to capture this specific Pikachu- even though there are plenty of other powerful Pokémon- is only a metaphor for some larger search for meaning in the universe?
CASSIDY: To infect the world with devastation!
BUTCH: To blight all peoples in every nation!
BUTCH: To blight all peoples in every nation!
December 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
CASSIDY: To infect the world with devastation!
BUTCH: To blight all peoples in every nation!
BUTCH: To blight all peoples in every nation!
JAMES: That empty promise and a dollar will buy you a whole pound of stupidity!
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
JAMES: That empty promise and a dollar will buy you a whole pound of stupidity!
JAMES: When it comes to simple, we're your guys!
December 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
JAMES: When it comes to simple, we're your guys!
JESSIE: That's a big Pokémon.
JAMES: So size does matter.
JAMES: So size does matter.
December 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
JESSIE: That's a big Pokémon.
JAMES: So size does matter.
JAMES: So size does matter.
MEOWTH: Our bank account's as empty as a twerp's head!
December 17, 2025 at 7:45 AM
MEOWTH: Our bank account's as empty as a twerp's head!
JESSIE: This couldn't have worked out better if we'd planned it!
JAMES: If we'd planned it, it wouldn't have worked out at all!
JAMES: If we'd planned it, it wouldn't have worked out at all!
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
JESSIE: This couldn't have worked out better if we'd planned it!
JAMES: If we'd planned it, it wouldn't have worked out at all!
JAMES: If we'd planned it, it wouldn't have worked out at all!
JESSIE: Alright! Prepare yourselves for some serious regretting!
December 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
JESSIE: Alright! Prepare yourselves for some serious regretting!
JESSIE, and JAMES: We want to capture Pikachu, we hope to do it soon.
JESSIE: And when we do,
JAMES: We'll be the new,
JESSIE, JAMES, and MEOWTH: Stars of this cartoon!
JESSIE: And when we do,
JAMES: We'll be the new,
JESSIE, JAMES, and MEOWTH: Stars of this cartoon!
December 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
JESSIE, and JAMES: We want to capture Pikachu, we hope to do it soon.
JESSIE: And when we do,
JAMES: We'll be the new,
JESSIE, JAMES, and MEOWTH: Stars of this cartoon!
JESSIE: And when we do,
JAMES: We'll be the new,
JESSIE, JAMES, and MEOWTH: Stars of this cartoon!
JESSIE: The early team catches the dream!
JAMES: Excellent scheme!
JAMES: Excellent scheme!
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
JESSIE: The early team catches the dream!
JAMES: Excellent scheme!
JAMES: Excellent scheme!
JESSIE: We caught a yo-yo!
MEOWTH: It's called a Yanma.
JESSIE: Don't contradict me!
MEOWTH: It's called a Yanma.
JESSIE: Don't contradict me!
December 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
JESSIE: We caught a yo-yo!
MEOWTH: It's called a Yanma.
JESSIE: Don't contradict me!
MEOWTH: It's called a Yanma.
JESSIE: Don't contradict me!
MEOWTH: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Catch a twerpy by the toe!
December 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
MEOWTH: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Catch a twerpy by the toe!
JAMES: So, what's the reason for this gaff?
JESSIE: Twerps! Always the twerps!
JESSIE: Twerps! Always the twerps!
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
JAMES: So, what's the reason for this gaff?
JESSIE: Twerps! Always the twerps!
JESSIE: Twerps! Always the twerps!