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JESSIE: No more Mr. Nice Crook!
December 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
JESSIE: No more Mr. Nice Crook!
JESSIE: Those twerps won't get away now! They're right beneath us!
JAMES: Of course they're beneath us. They're twerps!
JAMES: Of course they're beneath us. They're twerps!
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
JESSIE: Those twerps won't get away now! They're right beneath us!
JAMES: Of course they're beneath us. They're twerps!
JAMES: Of course they're beneath us. They're twerps!
JESSIE: But I can still boss the both of you around, right?
December 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
JESSIE: But I can still boss the both of you around, right?
MEOWTH: Being super cute means being super my type!
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
MEOWTH: Being super cute means being super my type!
JAMES: I'm such a loser!
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
JAMES: I'm such a loser!
JESSIE: Are you sure it came this way?
JAMES: Sure as I know my own name.
JAMES: Sure as I know my own name.
December 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
JESSIE: Are you sure it came this way?
JAMES: Sure as I know my own name.
JAMES: Sure as I know my own name.
JESSIE: I'll win with the greatest of ease while the twerpette flaps in the breeze! She who laughs last, laughs best!
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
JESSIE: I'll win with the greatest of ease while the twerpette flaps in the breeze! She who laughs last, laughs best!
JESSIE: These kids today don't know about talent.
December 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
JESSIE: These kids today don't know about talent.
JESSIE: That's a big Pokémon.
JAMES: So size does matter.
JAMES: So size does matter.
December 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
JESSIE: That's a big Pokémon.
JAMES: So size does matter.
JAMES: So size does matter.
JESSIE: Is Victreebel trying to kiss you, or eat you alive?
December 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
JESSIE: Is Victreebel trying to kiss you, or eat you alive?
MEOWTH: We'll never get out of here in one piece!
JAMES: But I need to be in one piece!
JAMES: But I need to be in one piece!
December 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
MEOWTH: We'll never get out of here in one piece!
JAMES: But I need to be in one piece!
JAMES: But I need to be in one piece!
MEOWTH: You're giving me a pain, but I can't say where cuz kids watch this show!
December 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
MEOWTH: You're giving me a pain, but I can't say where cuz kids watch this show!
JAMES: This display case is harder than dealing with either of you.
December 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
JAMES: This display case is harder than dealing with either of you.
JAMES: I need those attacks like I need a hole in my head, which thanks to Carnivine, I have an abundance of!
December 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
JAMES: I need those attacks like I need a hole in my head, which thanks to Carnivine, I have an abundance of!
JESSIE: Out of the way nudniks!
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
JESSIE: Out of the way nudniks!
JESSIE: Aren't we overdue for some sort of machine?
MEOWTH: But we're out of money!
JESSIE: That's no excuse!
MEOWTH: But we're out of money!
JESSIE: That's no excuse!
December 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
JESSIE: Aren't we overdue for some sort of machine?
MEOWTH: But we're out of money!
JESSIE: That's no excuse!
MEOWTH: But we're out of money!
JESSIE: That's no excuse!
JESSIE: Capturing twins requires a plan twice as evil.
December 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
JESSIE: Capturing twins requires a plan twice as evil.
JESSIE: What a wind bag.
December 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
JESSIE: What a wind bag.
JESSIE: Well, if they're so valuable, let's sell them.
JAMES: No way! I'm not collecting them to sell! I'm collecting them because they're simple and beautiful and because they make me happy! Why are you so money hungry?
JAMES: No way! I'm not collecting them to sell! I'm collecting them because they're simple and beautiful and because they make me happy! Why are you so money hungry?
December 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
JESSIE: Well, if they're so valuable, let's sell them.
JAMES: No way! I'm not collecting them to sell! I'm collecting them because they're simple and beautiful and because they make me happy! Why are you so money hungry?
JAMES: No way! I'm not collecting them to sell! I'm collecting them because they're simple and beautiful and because they make me happy! Why are you so money hungry?
JAMES: Jessie? Meowth? Do you ever think maybe, just maybe, our fruitless, never-ending quest to capture this specific Pikachu- even though there are plenty of other powerful Pokémon- is only a metaphor for some larger search for meaning in the universe?
December 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
JAMES: Jessie? Meowth? Do you ever think maybe, just maybe, our fruitless, never-ending quest to capture this specific Pikachu- even though there are plenty of other powerful Pokémon- is only a metaphor for some larger search for meaning in the universe?
CASSIDY: To infect the world with devastation!
BUTCH: To blight all peoples in every nation!
BUTCH: To blight all peoples in every nation!
December 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
CASSIDY: To infect the world with devastation!
BUTCH: To blight all peoples in every nation!
BUTCH: To blight all peoples in every nation!
JAMES: That empty promise and a dollar will buy you a whole pound of stupidity!
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
JAMES: That empty promise and a dollar will buy you a whole pound of stupidity!
JAMES: When it comes to simple, we're your guys!
December 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
JAMES: When it comes to simple, we're your guys!
JESSIE: That's a big Pokémon.
JAMES: So size does matter.
JAMES: So size does matter.
December 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
JESSIE: That's a big Pokémon.
JAMES: So size does matter.
JAMES: So size does matter.