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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 5

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 21h

[ slowly turning to krang ... 👺 ]

you dare to interrupt my ROYAL MESSAGE ──

─╌ ‎𝕶𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆. @dimensionx.bsky.social · 21h

SHUT THE FUCK UP . WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 21h

I AM THE RAT KING 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 21h

I AM THE RAT KING 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 18d

if you say so ... 🥺

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 18d

Of course ! My intuition is never wrong ! 😊 ✨

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 18d

do you .ᐣ.ᐣ 🥺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 18d

do you .ᐣ.ᐣ 🥺

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 18d

Have faith, your highness.

[ Placing her hand on his back with a warm smile. ]

And patience, most of all. I sense great things to come to you in the future. ✨

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 18d

[ DRAMATIC SIGH 💀 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 18d

[ DRAMATIC SIGH 💀 ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 18d

I have full confidence you will — ! The universe is huge and ever expanding.

I truly believe there is another rodent leader out there for you. One who is strong and brave — ! ✨

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 18d

but ... where will i ever find another rodent ruler .ᐣ 😔

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 18d

but ... where will i ever find another rodent ruler .ᐣ 😔

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 18d

— but I have faith that there is someone out there for you that is utterly perfect.

At the end of the day, you deserve someone who loves you genuinely.

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 18d

yes, for me and the rats .... 💔🥀😔

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 18d

Would… cheese be sufficient for you ?

[ Evelyn briefly side eyes the photograph while summoning a cup of tea before offering it to him 😭 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 18d

yes .... 😔

[ he pulls out a photo of the rat queen and stares at it longingly 💀 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 18d

yes .... 😔

[ he pulls out a photo of the rat queen and stares at it longingly 💀 ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 18d

Would you like a cup of tea ? Perhaps a treat for you.. and your rats ?

It is the least I can do. 💧

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 18d

oh rat queen .... we could have been PERFECT together ..... 😔🥀💔

[ SNIFFLE 💀 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 18d

topaz

YUH HUH 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 18d

oh rat queen .... we could have been PERFECT together ..... 😔🥀💔

[ SNIFFLE 💀 ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 18d

Oh, I see…. 💧

[ Reaching out to gently pat him on the back 😭 . ]

I am very sorry to hear that.

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 18d

I AM NOT ALRIGHT . ☹️

the love of my life, my BEAUTIFUL queen of rats ... SHE REJECTED ME . and pvnched me in the face, but that's less important right now ── 😔

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 18d

topaz

little do YOU KNOW ... I DID THAT TYPO ON PURPOSE 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 18d

I AM NOT ALRIGHT . ☹️

the love of my life, my BEAUTIFUL queen of rats ... SHE REJECTED ME . and pvnched me in the face, but that's less important right now ── 😔

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 18d

… Are you alright ? 💧

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 18d

[ UGLY ASS SOBBONG . he got rejected 💔 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · 18d

[ UGLY ASS SOBBONG . he got rejected 💔 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Aug 4

because i am EVIL like that 🐀

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 3

WH — ????

[ SHE SCREAMS ]

W- Why are you doing such a thing ?!

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Aug 3

LITTLE DID YOU KNOW I WAS THE RAT KING . GO MY RATS 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Aug 3

LITTLE DID YOU KNOW I WAS THE RAT KING . GO MY RATS 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 3

Saki, cease. I know it is you, so stop it or else you SHALL receive the silent treatment for an unknown amount of time. 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 9

YOU SHUT UP FIRST . HOW DARE YOU ──

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · Jul 6

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, stupid IDIOT.

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 6

YOU SHUT UP . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 9

that is ... a lot of outfits . 👺

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Jul 6

Aww, how sweet. 😊

[ Evelyn has SO many clothes to give ]

I have about 1,272,289,828 outfits ✨

[ WHAT 💀. ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 6

oh, excellent .ᐟ do you hear that, minnie .ᐣ you shall have your own closet .

do not fret, i will build one for you in our lair .

... mm . yes . mickey says he will assist . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 6

oh, excellent .ᐟ do you hear that, minnie .ᐣ you shall have your own closet .

do not fret, i will build one for you in our lair .

... mm . yes . mickey says he will assist . 👺

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Jul 5

[ Evelyn giggles 😭]

I happen to have many tiny outfits.

they were originally for my daughter’s dolls, but I suppose they can be for the rats now

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 5

yes, that is precisely what she was looking for .ᐟ

[ he takes the dress and puts it on the stupid rat . 😭🙏 . ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 6

YOU SHUT UP . 👺

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · Jul 5

SHUT THE FUCK UP ???

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 5

GRAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA 👺

[ 🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥 👺👺👺👺 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 5

GRAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA 👺

[ 🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥 👺👺👺👺 ]

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · Jul 5

WHAT THE FUCK GET AWUA GET AWYAYYYY

[ Malik SCREAMSSSSS 😭]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 5

GET HIM, MY SUBJECTS 👺

[ AT LEAST FORTY MORE RATS COME CRAWLING OUT OF NOWHERE .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 5

yes, that is precisely what she was looking for .ᐟ

[ he takes the dress and puts it on the stupid rat . 😭🙏 . ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Jul 5

Would this suffice ?

[ Summoning said dress and bow… but rat size, of course. She really has everything 😭]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 5

indeed he does . ✨️

[ minnie responds ── the rat king nods along . ]

mmhm, yes, i see .... she would like a pink dress . one with polka dots and a little bow . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 5

GET HIM, MY SUBJECTS 👺

[ AT LEAST FORTY MORE RATS COME CRAWLING OUT OF NOWHERE .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · Jul 5

RAGAHAHHAAB GET IT OFF GET IT OFFFFF

[ he jumps and tries to get the 👺rat 👺off of him ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 5

I AM A RAT, I AM THE RAT KING 🤬

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 5

I AM A RAT, I AM THE RAT KING 🤬

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 5

my EVIL second in command, who is crawling up your back as we speak . 👺

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · Jul 5

Who the fuck is Mickey ???

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 5

RAT . 👺

i take pride in being crazy . mickey says you stink, by the way . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 5

indeed he does . ✨️

[ minnie responds ── the rat king nods along . ]

mmhm, yes, i see .... she would like a pink dress . one with polka dots and a little bow . 👺

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Jul 5

He has… a little wife ? 🥺

[ Evelyn squeals 😭 ]

Would she like a hat ? Or perhaps a little dress ?

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆. @rodentregent.bsky.social · Jul 5

ahhh, yes ... mickey would truly enjoy that . 👺

[ the little rat is nodding in agreement ── he runs off for a moment, then comes back with another rat . 💀 . ]

mm .ᐟ yes . and this is his wife, minnie ──

[ 😭 ... ]