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rodgarrett.bsky.social
Rod Garrett
@rodgarrett.bsky.social
13K followers 24K following 1.3K posts
Former normal person until covid came along. Now I have long covid. Over 5 years now. I'm too healthy for help and not healthy enough to help myself. Life's a paradox. And finally, DJT is a child rapist, liar, asshole and dumbshit.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 16h
Does Dawn know?
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 16h
Disposable.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 1d
They can put together a protest but between them they can't put together a full set of teeth or an IQ that goes into triple digits.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 1d
"I would of" he said. "I wanted to slap slap him" I said. And I would HAVE.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 2d
Beef jerky should come with a side of toothpick.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 2d
5 bucks says he doesn't stand for the theme song to Gilligan's Island as well. Such a scofflaw.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 2d
Just be careful in case a cop ever asks you your name.
Cop: "What's your name?"
You: "Bitch, please".
Cop: "Turn around and put your hands behind your back".
You: (this is optional) "That will cost extra".
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 2d
Prison is assisted living.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 2d
Acute angle.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 2d
Try this.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 4d
My kid napped while you posted this.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 4d
America liberated the concentration camps. Who liberates America?
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 4d
If Trump said he wants Johnny Cash to perform at the next White House dinner, there is not one republican anywhere who would tell him Johnny Cash has been dead for years. Not one. Anywhere.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 5d
Let's see. Where did I put that war zone? It was right here. I just had it.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 5d
Pray all you want. You're still going to hell.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 5d
I'm sure it took some sole searching.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 5d
These short cops would be much taller if they took the chips off their shoulders.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 5d
Yes. What he said. But louder.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 5d
Car!!!
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 5d
Nailed it.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 5d
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 6d
Not a soul among them.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 7d
Bondi: C.an't U.nderstand N.ormal T.hinking
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 7d
Tonight will be a Charles Grodin double feature. Midnight Run and Clifford. You just can't go wrong with one of these.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 9d
You're splitting hares.
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