Rod Garrett
@rodgarrett.bsky.social
Former normal person until covid came along. Now I have long covid. Over 5 years now. I'm too healthy for help and not healthy enough to help myself. Life's a paradox. And finally, DJT is a child rapist, liar, asshole and dumbshit.
If somebody leaks the files I will say I did it. Think I am Spartacus. We are all Spartacus.
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If somebody leaks the files I will say I did it. Think I am Spartacus. We are all Spartacus.
And the petrichor.
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
And the petrichor.
Judge considers blah blah blah Charlie Brown's teacher ad nauseum.
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Judge considers blah blah blah Charlie Brown's teacher ad nauseum.
If Kennedy is going to wear a sombrero he's gonna have to pull his head out of his ass first.
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If Kennedy is going to wear a sombrero he's gonna have to pull his head out of his ass first.
Good Girls Don't
~The Knack
..."And she says she's ALL alone"...
~The Knack
..."And she says she's ALL alone"...
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Good Girls Don't
~The Knack
..."And she says she's ALL alone"...
~The Knack
..."And she says she's ALL alone"...
What about his Wimbledon championships? And all the Olympic gold medals?
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
What about his Wimbledon championships? And all the Olympic gold medals?
It won't count unless it is a number 2 pencil.
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It won't count unless it is a number 2 pencil.
Such a heel but with sole.
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Such a heel but with sole.
I remember when Jackie Kennedy didn't wear that ever. EVER!
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I remember when Jackie Kennedy didn't wear that ever. EVER!
Bring'em up to the pearly gates God. And then don't let them in. I'm asking for millions.
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Bring'em up to the pearly gates God. And then don't let them in. I'm asking for millions.
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
~Clark Griswald
~Clark Griswald
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
~Clark Griswald
~Clark Griswald
And we're back to Stockholm Syndrome.
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
And we're back to Stockholm Syndrome.
It's an optical Aleutian if the conversation is in Alaska.
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It's an optical Aleutian if the conversation is in Alaska.
John Mitchell went to prison. Did you hear that Pam? Hello Pam Bondi. Did you hear that? Prison awaits.
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
John Mitchell went to prison. Did you hear that Pam? Hello Pam Bondi. Did you hear that? Prison awaits.